Guess those CZECHO POLOKS have gotten their freedom, I see
where they are at _war_.
Wish I could find a man who had read this LEAGUE OF NATIONS,
And could tell which was the _Assembly_ and which was the
_Council_,
Thats a good clause in there "where any Allied Nation must
give three months notice before it jumps onto any other
Allied Nation,"
_Now the Women want to send Deligates, They forget this is
a_ Peace Conference,
See where the German Deligates to the Peace Table brought
their Golf Clubs We can see now how Admiral Graysons Pupil
stacks up against opposition,
See where Pres Wilson and Italy have compromised on that
town down there _Italy got it_,
Its kinder new wrinkle in Diplomacy, The Slovaks can play
with it four years till they begin to like it, And then they
take it away from them,
AS I UNDERSTAND IT ITALY IS TO HAVE IT TUESDAYS AND
SATURDAYS,
But they are going to build those other People (_with that
terrible name_) A little young town just as much like this
one as they can, down the river aways
Guess the reason they put a four year limit on it, Was that
they figured that would about cover the existence of any of
those new Nations,
The Idea over there now seems to be lets get something ready
to sign up, Whether its any good or not,
See where Pres Wilson and Japan _compromised_ on that CHOW
CHOW PLACE JAPAN GETS IT,
I dont know how much money Indemnity Japan will demand from
China,
_You know_ CHINA _has one of the best_ JAPANESE _Armies in
the World_,
See where Pres Wilson and England compromised on Freedom of
the Seas England got it,
Italy left the Conference and got what she wanted, Japan
threatened to leave and got what she wanted, If Pres Wilson
had left some Republican Senators would have gotten what
they wanted,
_Seems several Nations were like_ Jesse Willard _they wanted
to know what they were to get before they entered the
Arena_,
Well they finally handed Germany the Peace terms 80 thousand
words only thing ever written longer than a Lafollette
Speech,
HAD TO BE THAT LONG TO TELL THE GERMANS WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF
THEM
Imagine what a document for Lawers to pick flaws in,
Could have settled the whole thing in one sentence, "IF YOU
BIRDS START ANYTHING AGAIN WE WILL GIVE YOU THE OTHER
BARREL,"
RUSSIA cant get in on this Peace There is not enough Paper
in the World to print 80 thousand Russian words on,
If they want to get even with Germany they ought to let them
keep their Cables And appoint Burleson to run them
_I thought the Armistace terms read like a second Mortgage,
But this reads like a_ FORECLOSURE,
If Germany ever wants to go to war again she will have to
fight with _BEER STEINS_
If Germany stops to read those 80 thousand words before they
sign them, We needent expect Peace to be signed for years
yet,
Now Folks with all this kidding and foolishness aside, for I
just say in here whatever I think anybody might laugh at,
But of course my real sentiments are the same as everybody
else, anything to prevent war If He puts this thing through
and there is no more wars, His address will be WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON D C till his whiskers are as long as the Peace
Treaty If it should be a Fliv, (which it wont) Why then a
letter would reach him at ALABI NEW JERSEY. So all Credit to
Pres Wilson it took some game Guy to go through with it,