Pres says "JAMES BRING MY BOAT"

They then got busy and decided that Belgium could try the

Kaiser, Belgium said "how do we get him," Allies said "thats

it if we could get him we would try him ourselves,"

Some Nations got so tired waiting for Peace they went back

to fighting again,

Been working on this League of Nations all winter, Finally

one of the deligates said "What about Peace with Germany"

The others all said "thats right we never thought of that,"

Went to call in Germany and they said "Why we had give you

all up thought you wasent coming, We got a better offer

from the Bolsheveki"

=They offer us no indemnities and no Baths,=

If they ever have another war lets have it understood before

they start what each Nation wants at the finish,

All those Nations claim they were fighting for freedom, But

of course a little more land would make a little more

Freedom,

One thing about this League, The last war there were only 10

or 15 nations in it now if they all sign this they can all

be in the next one, It wont be near so exclusive,

_Course its hard to please everybody Taft tried that,_

If Pres Wilson had any doubts about this League of Nations

being put through he should have taken some of these

Prohibitionist. They would have shown him how to get it

through whether people wanted it or not,

France says they would have more confidence in this League

if they would slip a couple of Nations in between them and

Germany,

I WONDER IF WE QUIT FIGHTING TOO QUICK AND DIDENT SIGN PEACE

QUICK ENOUGH,

Dont get impatient. It has been just this hard at the end of

every war to try and prevent another one,

Pres on his last voyage home said the Monroe Doctrine was

fully protected already And to show them that it was, He has

now put it in,

This Monroe thing the Republicans talk so much of and know

so little about, Protects us against everything but VILLA.

And in the whole History of America he is the only _Nation_

that ever attacked us,

Rogers-isms, the Cowboy Philosopher on the Peace Conference · 第 9 / 12 题