_A Brewers-Clerk cheating his Master, is taken in the manner:
Afterwards, he having buried his Master, by a politick Project is
married to his Mistress; he buries her, and is married to a
Countrey-maid; who understanding her Husbands Riches, puts him to
great expences in new furnishing the House, and extravagantly fitting
her against, and in her lying in._
I Remember (said Mrs. _Jane_) when I lived in _London_, there was a
jolly old Blade, who was then the Aldermans Deputy of the Ward, and who
was reported to be worth the better part of 10000 _lib._ that had in his
youth been a notable Gamester, and many tricks he had used before his
_Mercury_ was fix’d, and became settled in the World. He had Travelled
and Rambled many years by Sea and Land, and had tried and tasted all
Fortunes and Conditions; and Fortune had alwayes been so much his
friend, as to bring him off without a scratch’d face, no great, no
sensible disaster; at length, being somewhat weary of the Ramble, he
resolved to take up and follow some imployment. He was fitted for any
imployment, and yet not rightly fitted for none. But being of a good
Capacity, he was entertained by a Brewer to be his desperate Clerk, that
is to say, to gather up the desperate Debts. This was an Imployment very
fit for him, for it gave him large convenience to Ramble; for the
Brewer, who had been a great dealer, had Money oweing him by several
people, some whereof lived at one end of the Town, and some at the
other; so that all parts of that great City, especially the out-parts,
his business lay in. He discharged this imployment indifferently well,
for his Masters profit, and very well for his own; for he had power if
he could not get all, to compound with any of the debtors for a part.
And although his allowance, being three shillings in the pound, was
considerable, yet he much augmented it by the tricks he had; for
although he received a Debt of five pound or more, he would tell his
Master, that he could get but half; and sometimes, although he received
all, yet he would keep all to himself; and by this means he raised to
himself a pretty fortune: and these tricks were usual with him,
especially if the people with whom he made this profitable Bargain lived
remote, or at any considerable distance from his Masters habitation.
Among others that he thus compounded with, there was an honest old Blade
who lived near the Tower, and had run 10 _lib._ in his Master the
Brewers debt; and through some misfortunes that had befallen him, he
left that end of the Town, and went to dwell as far as St. _James’s_
near _Westminster_; some while he had dwelt there without being known or
inquired after; and now our Clerk being imployed to look after him,
among others, was upon the hunt to find him: upon a strict and diligent
inquiry, he heard that he dwelt at St. _James’s_. Wherefore the next
time his occasions call’d him that way, he there inquired for him; after
much inquiring, he heard that the party had lived there, but was removed
to _Clarkenwel_; he therefore went thither, and there, with as much
trouble as before, he again heard that he had dwelt there, but he had
some time since removed from thence to _Lyme-house_; he made the same
inquiry, and still heard of another removal to _Lambeth_; and I think
from thence to two or three places; but in fine, he found him, but it
was in _Redriff_.
Having found out his Game, he strongely charged him with the Debt
aforesaid, and was resolved that as he had taken so much pains, that the
poor man should pay for it; poor man you must judge him to be, for it
was impossible he should be rich, that had in seven years made so many
removes. The money being demanded, poverty was pleaded; but he was deaf
on that ear, and was resolved not to lose his labour. In conclusion, the
man being honest, was content to pay, and that all too, provided he
might have time to do it; to this our Clerk was pretty wiling, and an
agreement was made up, to pay the money by half a Crown a week. The man,
although he sometimes missed, yet when the Clerk came and received not
the money, he was to spend 4_d._ and when he did pay, the Clerk agreed
to spend 2_d._ so that the Clerk seldom or never missed to come and
visit his Debter once every week; and the poor man seeing that if he did
not pay him two shillings six pence, it was to his dammage 4_d._ seldom
miss’d him; and thus in time, the Debt was paid, and the Clerk, in his
Matters behalf, gave a discharge.
But all this while his Master the Brewer knew nothing of this matter,
neither did his man intend he should; for as he had taken extraordinary
pains in finding him out, so he was resolved to have extraordinary
gains, and indeed, all for himself; and thought and judged that as he
had oftentimes kept all for himself, so he might well do so now; for he
believed although his Master should go to some Cunning-man, or the Devil
himself, to find this man who had so often removed his habitation, yet
he must loose his labour; and it being usual with him when People were
not to be found, to write in the _Margin_ of the Book where their Debts
were entred, _Non est inventus_; and when they were dead, and there was
no possibility of getting anything of them, to write _Mortuus est_, so
that now he concluded that this fellow was so far from being found, that
he might write _Mortuus est_, and so he did in the Book aforesaid. His
Master had oftentimes looked over the Book, and seeing those fatal words
in the _Margin_, had passed that Debt over, as he had done several
others with the same mark. But as the Proverb saith, that the _Pitcher
goes not so often to the water, but that it comes home broken at last_;
so, although this our desperate Clerk had played many of these pranks,
and that without discovery, yet now his time was come, and this business
shewed him in his colours.
This poor man, who I told you, lately lived at _Rederiff_, had now made
another remove, and from thence was come again to St. _Katharines_
(which was near the Brewers habitation) and he having been so honest as
to pay the old Debt, was resolved to try if his Credit would serve for a
new: wherefore having taken a new House, fitting for the
Ale-draping-Trade, he went one Morning to the Brew-house; and having no
acquaintance there with any body but our desperate Clerk; he inquired
for him, but although he was there early, he was never the nerer, for
the Clerk was gone out; and the old fellow sauntring about the yard, at
length the Brewer himself came out, and seeing one waiting there, and as
he supposed about business too, he asked him if he would speak with any
body; the Fellow replyed yes, with his Clerk; which of them, said the
Brewer? Mr. _R._ said the Fellow; the Brewer telling him that he was not
within, and asking him if he could not do his business; yes, if you
please Sir, replied the Fellow: Well then, what is it, said the Brewer:
May it please you, Sir, I am an old Customer, saith the Fellow, and have
long time dealt with you: and although I have been absent a great while,
yet I have been honest, and will be so still; and being come to live
near you, I desire you to let me have some more drink: Well Friend, what
is your name, said the Brewer: _J. B._ said the Fellow. How long since
did you deal with me, said the Brewer: Ten years, replyed the Fellow:
Whereupon the Brewer calling for his Book, looked over, and at length
found it, but found it marked with a _Mortuus est_: how now, said he
then, is your name _J. B._ and are you alive. Yes, Sir, said the Fellow,
your Clark knows me; for I have paid him truly and honestly, and not
long since he received the last.
The Brewer hearing him say so, and now discovering the whole story, and
his Clerks knavery, told the man that he would send him in some Drink,
but withal ordered him to come the next morning about 9 a Clock. But
before that time, about 8, he took his Clerk to task, and pretending to
look over his Book in general, made several stops and asked questions,
but more particularly when he came to this Debt; and he asking if he
never received any money of him; No, Sir, said the Clerk, I could never
find him; and at length I did hear of him, but _Mortuus est_, Sir, He’s
dead long since. Are you sure of it, replyed the Brewer: Yes, Sir, said
the Clerk, I am certainly sure of it; what I have writ there is
infallible: But I doubt it will not prove so, said the Master; and
thereupon, seeing the Customer come in, he said, look, sure this is he,
or his Ghost. Our Clerk too well knowing the matter, and that it was so
apparent, knew not what to say or do, but knowing that he was in a
fault, and caught too, and being guilty of many more such tricks, and
doubting they would all come out, cryed _Peccavi_, and desired Pardon:
but his Master believing him to be more Knave than he yet knew, told him
his thoughts, and (withal) that he would lay him Jayl. The Clerk hearing
that lamentable word, told his Master he would prevent him by drowning
himself; and thereupon the house being by the water-side, he ran
thither, in order to his resolution. The Brewer hearing the Clerks
resolution of drowning himself, and doubting that he might be so
desperate as to do so, sent after him to stop and hinder him; for he
considered that he should not only be somewhat guilty of his death, but
also loose by it, for he had all his Books and Tallies about him; and if
he should miscarry, he was not able to prove many debts that were owing
to him, wherefore he not only saved his life, but told him, he forgave
him that misdemeanor, and would not ask him any satisfaction, whereupon
he rested contented: But this miscarriage of his was such a blot in his
Scutchion, that he was called _Mortuus est_, to his dying day.
But thus as he had over-reached, out-witted, or, I may truly say,
Cheated his Master the Brewer, so he did, after him deal with his
Mistress, but after a different manner: for his Master soon after dying,
and leaving a plentiful Estate, and only a Widow to enjoy it; she
knowing her Clerks abilities were sufficient, and now not doubting his
honesty, gave him a very large allowance, and made him chief Clerk, and
Overseer of all, he being in this high employment, was somewhat
covetous, but more ambitious, and these two passions raised another,
which he termed Love; and who should he be in Love with but his
Mistress: and as he was her Overseer, so he intended to be her Husband.
Before he had the confidence to court her, he pretended to the Servants
and others, that he did so, and this was out of Pollicie to hinder the
Courtships of all others. So that by that time his Mistress understood
and knew his pretensions, all others did talk of the time of his
Marriage: One, in his fancie, appointing at such a time, and another at
such a time: so that he letting his Mistress know his passion, as he
termed it, she heard that all her Servants, nay, and some of her Friends
talked so freely of it, as if they seemed to allow of it.
* * * * *
She was much troubled at the boldness of her Servant, and forbid his
prosecution of his Suit, telling him that he shall lose his labour; but
he, now he was in, was resolved to go through with his bold undertaking,
persevered in it, and used all the Courtships that were usual on that
account. It was his place to receive and pay all Moneys, so that all the
Servants both men and women, came to him for their wages; and he giving
them a cast in his Office, and using them courteously, they dealt with
and for him accordingly; besides this, he had bestowed some moneys and
presents on the Chamber-maid, who had promised to be at his direction,
and to stand his friend in every thing; and indeed she used all her
little Rhetorick in his behalf.
He being still refused by his Mistress, was resolved to hazzard all at
once, and therefore he caused the Chamber-maid to tell it as a secret
that two dayes after that, he was to be married to her Mistress: All the
Servants told it to one another whisperingly, and together they provided
a noise of Musick to welcome him up on the next Morning: He having thus
laid his Plot, and the time being come, about five of the Clock of the
next morning after his pretended Wedding-day, by the Chamber-maids
connivance he got into his Mistresses Bed-Chamber; and he had not staid
there long, but the Musick coming under the Chamber window, tuned their
instruments, and struck up a lusty measure: his Mistress being awaked at
the noise, cried out, and asked, what is the matter? He being in his
Night-Cap, and without a Doublet in his shirt, drawing the Curtains,
told her, that the matter she should presently hear: She seeing him in
the chamber, and in that posture, wondring at the occasion, called out
for the Maid; who although she was near enough, yet would not hear her;
she believing that she was betrai’d, thought to cry out, and began to do
so, but could not be heard for the noise of the Musick. By this time the
Musicians had finished their first tune, and then, as usual, they cryed
out, _Good Morrow, Mr. Bride-groom_; _Good Morrow Mrs. Bride, Heavens
give you joy_. What Bride, and Bridegroom, do they mean, said the Woman.
Why, said he, they mean us two; for it having been strongly reported
that we were married yesterday, the Musick are come this Morning to play
us up, and truly, continued he, I was just now informed of it, and
hoping it is by your appointment; and that at length you intend it shall
be so, I am come to try your disposition: and thereupon he forced a Kiss
from her; and said, Madam, will you be pleased to own this Wedding? No,
said she, nor you neither: Then I will, said he; and thereupon the
Musick having now plaid another Lesson, he in that posture threw them
out of the window four half-Crown-pieces; and standing in that posture
for some time, shewed himself, and spake to the Servants and others that
were there assembled. And now the Musick having plaid their last Lesson,
saluting him with a _Thank you Mr. Bridegroom_, they departed. He now
coming to the bed-side, sat down by his Mistress, and told her, All her
people had shewed themselves joyful in his supposed happiness, and that
therefore he hoped she would really make him so, by doing that in
earnest, that all the World thought was so; and, said he, do you say
what you will, it will be thought that it is so, and that I have lain
all this Night in your Chamber.
She would not answer him one word, so pensive she was, in considering
what had hapen’d; but at length she told him, that if yet he would obey
her in any thing, she desired him to call her Maid; he who knew that the
Maid would not prejudice him, soon called her; and she was no sooner
come into her Mistresses sight, but she cryed out, Oh Lord, Mistress,
how joyful I am; at what, replyed the Mistress; that you and Mr. _R._
are marryed; why, who tells you so, said the Mistress? All the World,
said the Maid, not only our family but all the street know it, and the
Musick too thankt you for your liberal rewarding them. The Mistress
hearing that the Maid was of this mind, did believe that she said true,
and that all the Town would ere long be of her opinion; wherefore
chiding her Maid for leaving the door open, and telling her, that
although all the world did, or might believe that she was married, yet
she could say, and swear the contrary, for that she had been her
Bed-fellow that night; and therefore, said she, I expect that you will
go and undeceive them, and tell them so. The Maid replyed, that although
she knew what she said was true, yet she wished it were otherwise; and
added, that Mr. _R._ was more fit to be her Bed-fellow than she was.
Well, well, Gossip, replied the Mistress, then you must appoint me what
to do. No, answered the Maid, but I only tell you my opinion. No more,
said the Mistress, and thereupon was a great silence between them. But
Mr. _R._ being resolved to try her a little further, made a sign to the
Maid to leave the Chamber; she obey’d him, and he then again fell to
wooing it with his Mistress; who although she gave him no answer for a
long time, yet she thought the more and paid it with thinking, and
considering the case truly as it stood in every respect, he over-ruled
and overcame her; whether he gave her then an earnest penny (as he was
like enough to do) or no, I know not; but he keeping her company for
some hours, and by her consent getting a Coach, he clapt her into it;
and going to the next Church, sent for a Parson, and there that was done
in earnest, that had been so well presented in jest; and the next night
he did lie with her; and that he might be sure to have Witnesses of his
being in bed with her, several of their acquaintance were admitted into
the Chamber.
* * * * *
By this device (said Mrs. _Mary_) did this Clerk get him a Wife, and an
Estate to boot, and that a very considerable one, which he looked after
warily and carefully; and as an old Whore-master is the fittest person
to make a Justice of the Peace, to punish that in others which he by
experience knows more than ordinary, or for envy that he cannot
prosecute his old courses. So this Clerk having been a sinner, and
having been guilty of cheating his Master, was now too cunning to suffer
any of his Under-Officers to serve him in the same manner. And he so
well followed this course, that he became Rich; and when his wife died,
which was some years after, he had scraped such an Estate together, that
he was looked upon to be one of the most considerable persons in the
Parish.
His Wife being dead, and he being now an old Fox, was resolved to be
wary in his second choice, and to have both pleasure and profit: and not
having any Children by his old Wife, intended to have one that might be
in possibility of bringing those that might Heir his Estate.
He therefore putting himself into as youthful a habit as he could, woed
several Maids of good birth and Quality; and in the end, the _London_
Lasses not fitting his humour, as being too wantonly and tenderly bred,
and therefore proud and chargeable, he went into the Countrey, where he
found one, who not being above four and twenty years of age, well bred,
and one who had 400 _lib._ to her portion, and was sufficiently handsom;
to this Maiden thus qualified, he being now sixty years of Age was
marryed: she at first proved to be what he expected, an obedient and
loving wife; but in short time, understanding her Husbands Quality, that
he was the chiefest man in the Parish, and thereby understanding her
own, and being visited by, and visiting of her Neighbours, and seeing
their manners and customes, their entertainments, habits, houshold-stuff
and other Ornaments for themselves and houses, and believing that they
were below her in Quality, it was not long ere she by their example
desired, nay demanded the like; she would frequently tell her Husband,
that she had been at such a Neighbours, and there saw such and such a
suit of Curtains and Vallence which were better and more in fashion than
hers; and when by her perswasions or flattery she had obtained the like,
then she complained that the Bed-stead was an old-fashion’d one, and
that must be changed: next, that she must have new Chairs and Stools
suitable to the Curtains; and then she rested not there, until she had
gotten a new suit of hangings suitable to the Curtains and Stools; and
now she stopp’d in her expences that way, but exceeded in another; for
this new Furniture being had, all her Neighbours, Friends, and
Acquaintance must be invited, one after another, to her house to see
what an alteration she had made, and to have their opinions how they
liked them. And these Friends must be treated with Wine and Junckets,
and their Opinions being asked, one said, that indeed all was well, but
that the Looking-glass she had was unsuitable, and an old pittiful
thing, and therefore a new one must be had; another found fault with the
brass Andirons in the Chimney, and that all that furniture must be
changed; and a third said, there wanted a handsom Cabinet or Chest of
Drawers: and now she had the opinion of her Neighbours, she never let
her Husband rest, night or day, till all these things were done as she
desired. The Chamber being thus set in order, the Kitchen was the next
thing to be considered of, and there the Pewter first appeared, and that
being old-fashioned, and being purchased at several times, was all
differently marked; wherefore all that was changed for other that was of
a newer fashion; and that she might be _a-la-mode_, there must be no
Letter-Marks on it, but on every piece there must be the Coat of Arms of
her Husband, and hers empaled, engraven on them; and it may be, he being
unacquainted with any Arms of his own or hers either, must be at the
charge to search the Heralds-Office for them; and they being found out,
(for money rarely misses to make any man so much a Gentleman as to have
a Coat) they must also be fairly painted, to hang up in the Hall; and
the affairs in the Kitchen not being yet throughly reformed, the good
old Andirons are changed into a new-fashion’d Range or Grate; and now
all the Pewter being new, the shelves and dressers must be new made and
new painted, as all the Kitchin was likewise. Thus did this Woman employ
her self in the day time, and at night, he first giving her a grant that
she should have the thing she desired, she requited him in the best
manner she could: and he employed himself so well, that she was with
Child; and in short time she being confirmed in the opinion that she was
so, her Stomach was very squeamish, and she must have Caudles and
Cordials of all sorts; for the making and ordering of which, she had the
advice of an hundred Midwives, Nurses, and Gossips; and then she longed
for all things she saw or heard of, especially such things as were
scarce and costly, as Cherries and Strawberries in _March_ and _April_,
when she was forced to give 12_d_ or 18_d_ a piece for them; but when
_May_ came, and that they were any thing cheaper, she cared not for
them. And next, all her business was in making provision against the
Bantling should come to Town; there must be new Blankets, Beds, Rowlers,
Pilches, Clouts, Shirts, Head-bands, Biggins, and a world of such kind
of little Utensils provided; and the Cradle and Groaning-Chair must also
be bought and made ready, and the Mantles which had served his former
old Wife were too much out of fashion to be used now, (it is well if the
best of them will serve for an ordinary Blanket) and a new one must be
bought, and not one would serve the turn, but several there must be; one
for the Chamber, another for to carry the Child abroad in, in Summer;
another warmer, for the Winter; and above all these, there must be one
costly one, wherein the Child must be dressed to be Christned in; (for
it is too mechanical and base to use that of the Midwives) and it may be
another must be had to spread upon the Bed. All these things were
provided, and the Clouts and other linnen being made, several Washers
and Starchers were employed to wash, starch, rub, slick, pinch, and make
up this parcel, which must be laid up in Sweet-Powder in her new Chest
of Drawers. These things being thus provided she had not yet done, but
still wanted more, but especially two or three Baskets, one whereof
being of fine wicker or rods, or else of Wire-work and beads; or else
wire-work and Cloves, or else somewhat that is more fantastical, and by
consequence, more costly, and one of these she had, and with it at least
20 dozen yards of several Colours of penny-Ribbons to be tied in curious
knots about the basket. All these things the good old man gave Money to
his Wife to provide; and these pretty things together amounted to a
great sum. But all of them was nothing considerable to her next demand,
and that was a Cup-boards-head of Plate; some there was in the house,
_viz._ a beer-bowl, a Beaker, a Salt, and a dozen of Apostle Spoons: but
these must be changed, and others provided; _viz._ one large Tanckard,
two smaller of an equal size, one Plate, one Sugar-dish, two or three
Porringers, two Caudle-Cups, two dozen of Spoons, a couple of
Candlesticks, one pair of Snuffers; and such a large Inventory of this
kind of Ware she did reckon up, that it troubled her Husband, and almost
broke his heart to think how to satisfie the ambitious humour of his
Wife; but knowing that there was no quietness without, he also bought
and provided all these several parcels, and upon every piece of Plate
their Coat of Arms were engraven: If I should reckon up all the other
things, Sugar, Spice, Wine and Sweet-meats to be used at the crying out;
to which was added _Westphalia_ Hams, Neats-Tongues, Geese, and such
kind of Victuals as would toll down the Liquor and make the womens
tongues run glib; but above all a groaning Cheese, and then other sorts
of Provisions, as Quilts for the Bed, Sheets, Pillowbeers, Cloaks for
her self to sit up in, Pinners, Cloves, and a world of such kind of
trinckets; I should not please you, but tire my self, but the time of
her crying out being near at hand, She tired the Midwife, Nurse, and
Servants, and her Husband too, with her continual false Alarms. But at
length, her full time being come, and the Fruit being ripe, it must
fall; and after all this diligence in watching and attendance and great
Cost and Charges, in the Provision aforesaid, She was delivered of one
of the worser sort, a pitiful piss-kitching puling Girl: Although their
expectations were all frustrated, as expecting a Son and Heir, yet it
could not be, they must be content; and the woman was well enough
satisfied, as being told that when a Boy is born, the Father is better
pleased; and when a Girl, then the Mother; and She believing this Maxime
to be true, hoped that it was a good Omen that she should for the
future, prevail over, and command her Husband.
_The Child being born, and likely enough to live, the women fell to, and
in an hours time eat up, and drank off all this provision, and then
their tongues ran like so many Mill-clacks; every one handling,
dandling, kissing and spending their Verdict about this Bantling. One
said, it was as like the Father as if it had been spit out of his mouth;
another, that it had his very Nose; a third, that it was mouth’d like
the Mother; and a fourth, that it had its Fathers eyes; and thus they
all spent their Verdict: and although they all spake differently of the
Child, yet all must and did conclude that it was very like the Father.
He poor man was called up amongst them, and according to custom being to
kiss all the women, was much puzled to do it in an orderly manner; for
she that was finest, thought her self to be best, and therefore first to
be saluted; she that was eldest expected the same: and accordingly
several of them put themselves forwards, so that he did not know when he
had done; but at length they all having joyed him of his young Daughter,
they sat down, and then kissed he his little one, but durst not do so to
his wife without the Nurses leave, lest she should exact the usual fee
of a pair of Gloves: wherefore he seeing that there was Charge enough
already, was resolved to avoid all that he could._
* * * * *
_His wife, now having a Child must have all fitting appendixes and
attendants to it; and she being resolved not to give her self the
trouble of nursing it her self, and being withal too fond of her Baby to
have it out of her sight, therefore Nurses were sought out,_ viz. _a
dry-Nurse, and a wet-Nurse; one to suckle the Child, and another to wash
the Clouts, and rock, and attend it; besides a third, to attend the
woman. But although she did not resolve to suckle the Child her self,
yet she had a considerable trouble to dry up her Milk; for she was
forced to have a woman to draw her Breasts first, and then to use Towe,
Sage-Possets, and other things, to dry it up. This was her trouble; but
her Husbands trouble and Charges were intollerable. There was every day
something or another wanting; and being resolved to manage his affairs
himself, and receive and pay all, had enough to; and it almost broke his
heart to see how trivially and vainly his money was drawn from him upon
his wifes account. He now wished his old Wife alive, or that he had not
tried the troublesome effects of being married to a young woman; but
this repentance came too late, and seeing he could not help it, he was
resolved to bear all patiently._
_The Child and Wife being both now in a fit condition, the Child was to
be Christned; the trouble of getting or procuring God-Fathers and
God-Mothers was little trouble to him, for he had too great an
acquaintance to be unprovided of choice of them. But the charge of that
Ceremony was very chargeable. There were Glovs for the Midwife,
Deputy-Midwife, Nurses, Servitors, and all his Servants; and such costly
Services for the women, as cost him many a sigh to consider of it. And
this being over, his house was every day filled with Gossipings, who
although, as is usual, they brought the meat, yet he found the sawce,
which was always as chargeable as the rest. And he was used to say on
these occasions, that although the Guests brought their own Victuals,
yet he that laid the Cloth paid the greatest share. There was such
revelling and noise, such laughing and merry-making, that his head was
so disordered, that he neglected and could not keep his accounts in
their usual method._
_But as all times run on and will have their period, so this time had an
end, but his Charge had none; for his wife being able to sit up and
appear to her Gossips, in that posture She was to be provided with a new
morning-Gown, and Sattin Cloke to sit up in; and no sooner was that
made, but order was given for a new Tabbee-Gown, and Sattin-Petticoat
for her to go abroad in, it being, as they told him, a beggerly business
to permit his wife to wear old Clothes at her first going abroad; and
the Exchange was examined for all the newest fashion’d appurtenances,
that in every thing she might appear like his wife; and all this they
told him, must necessarily be done for his Credit. Although he knew it
was more for his profit and Credit too to be furnished with large bags
full of ready money to pay people on his necessary occasions, yet he was
forced to empty some of them in these extravagant vanities. A great
Feast being made on that day moneth that his wife was brought to bed,
and she being then Churched, and having walked abroad to shew her self
in her new Clothes, at night he thought he should quietly have gone to
bed to her, but he was forbidden that by the Nurse, because forsooth,
all the groaning-Cheese was not eaten up, but he being willing to put an
end to all these fooleries together; and hoping this was the last of
them, compounded with her, and so he had admittance._ And thus was all
this great troublesom and chargeable business ended.
Thus (continued Mrs. _Jane_) was the charge and trouble of this business
over, but the continued Charge and trouble that his Wife still put him
to on all occasions did not cease, but did so afflict and torment him,
that he often wished himself unmarried.