CHAPTER IX.

TACTICS IN SELLING--II.

After we had finished dinner, all of the party came back to our "road

club room," the smoker.

"The house," said the furnishing goods man, sailing on our old tack of

conversation, "sometimes makes it hard for us, you know. I once had a

case like this: One of my customers down in New Orleans had failed on

me. I think his _muhulla_ (failure) was forced upon him. Even a tricky

merchant does not bring failure upon himself if business is good and

he can help it, because, if he has ever been through one, he knows

that the bust-up does him a great deal more harm than good. It makes

'credit' hard for him after that. But, you find lots of merchants who,

when business gets dull, and they must fail, will either skin their

creditors completely or else settle for as few cents on the dollar as

possible.

"Well, I had a man in market, once, when I was traveling out of

Philadelphia, who had 'settled' for 35 cents on the dollar. He had

come out of his failure with enough to leave him able to go into

business again, and, with anything like fair trade, discount all his

bills. I knew the season was a fairly good one and felt quite sure

that, for a few years anyway, my man would be good. What was lost on

him was lost, and that was the end of it. The best way to play even

was on the profits of future business.

"But our credit man, a most upright gentleman, wasn't particular about

taking up the account again. However, there I was on a commission

basis! I knew the man would pay for his goods and that it was money in

my pocket--and in the till of the house--to sell it.

"I had seen my man at the hotel the evening before and he'd said he

would be around the next morning about ten o'clock. I went down to the

store before that time and talked the thing over with the credit man.

"Don't want to have anything to do with that fellow,' he said. 'He

skinned us once and it's only a matter of time until he'll do it

again.'

"The head man of the firm came by about that time and I talked it over

with him. He had told me only the day before that he had some 'jobs'

he was very anxious to get rid of.

"'Now,' said I to him, 'I believe I have a man from New Orleans who

can use a good deal of that plunder up on the sixth floor if you're

willing to sell it to him. He uses that kind of "Drek" and is now

shaped up so that he'll not wish for more than sixty day terms, and

I'm sure he'd be able to pay for it. He's just failed, you know.'

"Well, let him have it--let him have it,' said the old man. 'Anything

to get the stuff out of the house. If he doesn't pay for it we won't

lose much.'

"'All right, if you both say so, I'll go ahead and sell him.'

"This was really building a credit on 'jobs,' for I believed that my

man would after that prove a faithful customer,--and this has been the

case for many years.

"Well, when he came in, I took him up to the 'job' floor and sold him

about five hundred dollars. This was the limit that the credit man had

placed on the account. Then came the rub. I had to smooth down my

customer to sixty day terms and yet keep him in a good humor. He

thought a great deal of me--I had always been square with him--and he

wasn't such a bad fellow. He had merely done what many other men would

have done under the same circumstances. When he had got into the hole,

he was going to climb out with as many 'rocks' in his pocket as he

could. He couldn't pay a hundred cents and keep doing business, and it

was just as much disgrace to settle for sixty cents on the dollar,

which would leave him flat, as it was to settle for thirty-five. So he

argued!

"I brought him up to the credit window and said to the credit man--

Gee! I had to be diplomatic then--'Now, this is Mr. Man from New

Orleans. You know that cotton has been pretty low for the past season

and that he has had a little misfortune that often comes into the path

of the business man. He, you also know, has squared this with

everybody concerned in an honorable way,--although on account of the

dull times he was unable to make as large a settlement as he wished

to--isn't that the case, Joe?' said I. He nodded.

"'Yes, but things are picking up with me, you know,' said he.

"'Yes; so they are,' said I, taking up the thread, 'cotton is

advancing and times are going to be pretty good down in the south next

season. Now, what I've done,' said I to the credit man, as if I had

never spoken to him about the matter before, 'is this: Joe, here, has

learned a lesson. He has seen the folly, and suffered for it, of

buying so many goods so far ahead. What he aims to do from this time

on is to run a strictly cash business, and to buy his goods for cash

or on very short terms. We have picked out five hundred dollars' worth

of goods--I've closed them pretty cheap--and you shall have your money

for this, the bill fully discounted, within sixty days. Then in

future, Joe, here, does not wish to buy anything from you or anybody

else that he cannot pay for within that time. One bump on the head is

enough, eh, Joe?'

"'Yes; you bet your life. I've learned a lesson.'

"'That'll be very satisfactory, sir,' said the credit man, and

everything was O. K. You see, I had put the credit man in the position

of making short terms and I had tickled Joe and given him something

that he needed very badly at that time--credit. This was about the

smoothest job I think I ever did. I really don't believe that either

the credit man or my customer was fully onto my work. Joe, however,

has thanked me for that many a time since. He's paid up my house

promptly and used them for reference. They could only tell the truth

in the matter, that he was discounting his bills with them. This has

given him credit and he's doing a thriving business now, and has been

for several years. He is getting long time again from other houses."

"Smooth work all right," said one of the boys, touching the button for

the buffet porter.

"Once in a while," said the book man, "you have to pull the wool over

a buyer's eyes. I never like to do anything of this sort, and I never

do but that I tell them about it afterwards. The straight path is the

one for the traveling man to walk in, I know; but once, with one of my

men, I had to get off of the pebbles and tread on the grass a little.

"We really sell our publications for less than any other concern in

the country. We give fifty off, straight, to save figuring, while many

others give 40-10-5, which, added up, makes 55, but, in truth, is less

than fifty straight. Once, in Chicago, I fell in on a department store

man. I put it up to him and asked him if he would like certain new

books that were having a good sale.

"'Yes,' he said, 'but I tell you, John (he knew me pretty well), I

can't stand your discounts. You don't let me make enough money. You

only give me 50 while others give me 40-10-5.'

"'All right, I'll sell them to you that way,' said I. 'We won't worry

about it.'

"'Very good then,' and he gave me his order.

"Next season, when I got around to him, I had forgotten all about the

special terms that I had made this man. But after he said he would use

a certain number of copies of a book, he jogged my memory on that

score with the question:

"'What sort of terms are you going to give me--the same I had last

year?'

"'No, sir; I will not,' said I. 'I'm not going to do business with you

that way.'

"'Well, if you've done it once, why don't you do it again? Other

people do it right along, and your house is still in business. They

haven't gone broke.'

"'Yes, you bet your life they're still in business!' said I, 'and

they'd make a whole lot more money than they do now if they'd do

business on the terms that you ask. Do you know what I did? You

wouldn't let me have things my way and be square with you, so I

skinned you on that little express order out of just ninety cents, and

did it just to teach you a lesson!' I said, planking down a dollar. 'I

don't want to trim you too close to the bone.'

"'Well,' said he, after I'd figured out and shown him the difference

between 50 off straight and 40-10-5, 'This dollar doesn't belong to

me. Come on, let's spend it.'"

"That's pretty good," chimed in the shoe man, who was sitting on a

camp stool. The smoking compartment was full. "But it was dangerous

play, don't you think? Suppose he'd done that figuring before you'd

got around and shown him voluntarily that you skinned him and why. I

know one of my customers, at any rate, who would have turned you down

for good on this sort of a deal. He is a fair, square, frank man--most

merchants, I find, are that way anyhow."

"Yes; you're right," said John.

"I got at the man I speak of this way," said the shoe man. "I had

called on him many times. He was such a thoroughbred gentleman and

treated me so courteously that I could never press matters upon him.

There are merchants, you know, of this kind. I'd really rather have a

man spar me with bare 'knucks' than with eight-ounce pillows. This

gives you a better chance to land a knock-out blow. But there is a way

of getting at every merchant in the world. The thing to do is to

_find the way_.

"As I stood talking to this gentleman--it was out in Seattle--in came

a Salvation Army girl selling 'The War Cry.' When she came around

where I was, my merchant friend gave her a quarter for one, and told

her to keep the change. Do you know, I sized him up from that. It

showed me just as plain as day that he was kind hearted and it struck

me, quick as a flash, that my play was generosity. People somehow who

are free at heart admire this trait in others. When a man has once

been liberal and knows what a good feeling it gives him on the inside,

to do a good turn for some poor devil that needs it, he will always

keep it up, and he has a soft spot in his heart for the man who will

dig up for charity.

"I didn't plank down my money with any attempt to make a show, but I

simply slipped a dollar into the Salvation Army Captain's hand, and

said, 'Sister, the War Cry is worth that much to me. I always read it

and I'm really very glad you brought this copy around to me.'

"Now, this wasn't altogether play, boys, you know. If there is any one

in the world who is a true and literal Christian, it is the girl who

wears the Salvation Army bonnet. And to just give your money isn't

always the thing. A little kind word to go along with it multiplies

the gift.

"After a while, when I got around to it--I talked with the merchant

for some time about various things--I said, as politely as I could:

'Now, you know your affairs a great deal better than I do myself, but

it is barely possible that I might have something in my line that

would interest you. My house is old established and they do business

in a straightforward manner. If you can spare the time, I should be

very glad indeed to have you see what I am carrying. I assure you that

I shall not bore you in the sample room. I never do this because I

don't like to have any one feel I'm attempting to know more of his

affairs than he does.'

"'If such were the case,' said my merchant friend, 'why, then, I ought

to sell out to you.'

"'Then you are right,' said I. 'Nothing bothers me more, on going into

a barber shop when I'm in a rush and wish nothing but a shave, than to

have the barber insist on cutting my hair, singing it, giving me a

shampoo, and a face massage.'

"'Well, I don't think I'm needing anything just now,' said my merchant

friend. 'But as you're here, I'll run down and see you right after

luncheon. 'No,' said he, pulling out his watch, 'I might as well go

with you right now. It is half past eleven and that will give you all

the afternoon free.'

"'Very well,' said I, 'this is kind of you. I am at your service.'

"It was considerate of him to go along with me right then, for the

time of a traveling man relatively is more valuable than that of any

other man I know of. In many lines he must make his living in four to

six months in the year. Every minute of daylight, when he is on the

road, means to him just twice that time or more!

"Do you know, I never had in my sample room a finer man. He very

quickly looked over what I had and when he said to me, 'Do you know,

I'm really glad that I've come down with you. You have some things

that strike me. I hadn't intended putting in any more goods for this

season, but here are a few numbers that I'm sure I can use. I can't

give you a very large order. However, if you're willing to take what I

wish, I shall be very glad to give you a small one; but if your goods

turn out all right, and this I have no right to question, we shall do

more business in future.'

"I took the order, which wasn't such a small one, either, and from

that time on he has always been a pleasant customer. He was a

gentleman-merchant!"

"He's the kind that always gets the best that's coming," broke in two

or three of the boys at once.

"Yes, you bet your life!" exclaimed the shoe man. "If a man wishes to

get the best I have, that is the way I like him to come at me. To be

sure, I do a one price business; but even then, you know, we can all

do a man a good turn if he makes us have an interest in his business

by treating us courteously. We can serve him by helping him select the

best things in our lines, and by not overloading him."

"Many's the way," said the dry goods man, "that we have of getting a

man's ear. In '96 I was traveling in Western Nebraska. That state, you

know, is Bryan's home. Things were mighty hot out there in September,

and nearly everybody in that part of the country was for him; but when

you did strike one that was on the other side, he was there good and

hard! Yet, most of those who were against Bryan by the time September

rolled around were beginning to think that he was going to win out. I

had just left Chicago and had been attending a great many Republican

political meetings. I had read the Chicago newspapers, all of which

were against Bryan that year, and thought that while there was a good

deal of hurrah going on, he didn't stand a ghost of a show, and I was

willing to bet my money on it.

"I didn't have a customer in this town. It was Beaver City. You know

how the stores are all built around three sides of a public square. I

was out scouting for a looker. I dropped into one man's store--he was

a Republican, but he said to me, 'Heavens alive! How do you expect me

to buy any goods this year? Why, Bryan's going to be elected sure's

your born, and this whole country is going to the devil. I'm a

Republican and working against him as hard as I can, but I'm not going

to get myself in debt and go broke all the same.

"'The only man in this town who thinks Bryan isn't going to win is old

man Jarvis across the way. If he keeps on buying and things come out

the way I think they will, I'll have one less competitor when things

all blow over.'

"I looked in my agency book. As a rule, they're not worth a rap for

anything except to give the names of merchants in a town and the sort

of business they're in, but when I got down to the J's I saw that

Jarvis was rated ten to twenty thousand. I stuck the book in my pocket

and made straight for where I saw his name over the door.

"First thing he boned me about was, 'Well, how's the election going in

Illinois and back East?'

"'Oh, Bryan will be put under a snow bank so deep he'll never get

out,' said I, 'when November gets here.'

"'Good!' said he. 'You're the first man I've seen for a month who's

agreed with me. I don't think he'll run one, two, three. These fellows

out here in this country are all crazy because Bryan's come from this

state; and a few hayseed Populists who've always been Republican

heretofore are going to vote for him. Shucks! They don't amount to

anything. It's the East that settles an election, and the working man.

Why, they're not going to see this country go to the devil because a

few of these crazy Pops out here are going to vote the Democratic

ticket!'

"The druggist from next door, who overheard the old man, spoke up

hotly and said, 'Well, I'm one of them crazy Pops you're talking

about. You haven't any money that says Bryan's goin' to lose, have

you?'

"'Well, I'm not a betting man,' said Jarvis, 'but if I was, I'd put up

my store against yours,--the building and all against your stock.'

"'Well, I wish you were a betting man,' said the druggist. 'You'd

better either put up or shut up. I'll jest bet you ten dollars even

that Bryan does win.'

"'I'll take that bet, my friend,' said I, knowing that the effect of

the wager on Jarvis would be worth more than the bet itself. I reached

for my roll of expense money--I had about two hundred dollars on me--

and slipped out a 'tenner.' The druggist went in next door and got his

money. The old man held the stakes.

"I was the only man who'd been in that town for a long time who was

willing to bet on McKinley, and pretty soon a dozen fellows were after

me. In about twenty minutes I had put up all I had, and went over to

the bank and drew a couple of hundred more. I drew it on personal

account as I had plenty of money coming to me from the firm. Soon a

couple of fellows came in who wanted to put up a hundred each. I

covered their piles, went back to the bank and made another draft--in

all, I planked up five hundred dollars before leaving town. Jarvis was

my stake holder.

"'Say,' said he, 'young fellow, I've never done any business with you,

but, by Heavens! I like your pluck, and I'm going right over to your

sample room whether you ask me to or not and give you an order. This

is the best time for me to buy goods. All these other fellows around

here are croaking about the election and they're not going to have

anything to sell these people. Shoes are going to wear out and the sun

is going to fade calico, Bryan or no Bryan! I want some goods on my

shelves. Come on, let's go now before it gets dark!'

"I never sold a bill so easy in my life. The old man would pick up a

bundle of sample cards and say, 'Here, you send me about what you

think I ought to have out of this lot,' and while I was writing down

the items, he would talk politics. I sold him a nailer."

"Well, you had pretty good luck in that town," spoke up one of the

boys, "to get a good bill and also win five hundred dollars."

"Didn't win it, though," said the dry goods man.

"Well, how's that? Didn't McKinley win the election? You were betting

on him."

"Yes, but I got back to Chicago about the time that Bryan struck

there. I went down to the old shack on the lake front where the Post

Office now is, and heard Bryan speak to the business men. It looked to

me like the whole house was with him. I heard a dozen men around where

I sat say, after the speech was over, that they had intended to vote

against him, but that they were sure going to vote for Bryan. That

same day I hedged on my five hundred."

"Well, you got a good customer out of the deal anyhow."

"Yes, I did; but I thought I'd lost him. After the election he sent me

the thousand and I went down to see him. You know I voted for Bryan."

"Changed your mind, did you?"

"_Change?_ Did you ever hear Bryan speak? When I met the old man I

made a clean breast of it, and said, 'I'm mighty sorry to tell you,

but I voted for Bryan.'

"'Well, that's all right,' he said. 'So did I.'"

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