CHAPTER X.

TACTICS IN SELLING--III.

GETTING A MERCHANT'S ATTENTION.

"Seven and nine," said the porter, poking his head into the Pullman

smoker, "are all made down."

With this, a couple of the boys bade us goodnight and turned in, but

soon two more drifted in and took their places.

"Getting a merchant's attention," said the furnishing goods man, "is

the main thing. You may get a man to answer your questions in a sort

of a way but you really do not have his attention always when he talks

to you. You would better not call on a man at all than go at him in a

listless sort of a way. This is where the old timer has the bulge over

the new man. I once knew a man who had been a successful clerk for

many years who started on the road with a line of pants. He had worked

for one of my old customers. I chanced to meet him, when I was

starting on my trip, at the very time when he was making his maiden

effort at selling a bill to the man for whom he had been working. Of

course this was a push-over for him because his old employer gave him

an order as a compliment.

"Well, sir, when that fellow learned that I was going West--this was

on the Northern Pacific--he hung right on to me and said he would like

to go along. Of course, I told him I should be very glad to have him

do so, and that I would do for him whatever I could. But here he made

a mistake. When a man starts out on the road he must paddle his own

canoe. It is about as much as his friend can do to sell his own line

of goods, much less to put in a boost for somebody else. And,

furthermore, a man who takes a young chick under his wing will often

cut off some of his own feed. Still, this fellow had always been very

friendly with me and I told him, 'Why, to be sure, Henry; come right

along with me.'

"In the second and third towns that we made, he picked up a couple of

small bills that just about paid his expenses. He was just beginning

to find that the road was not such an easy path to travel as, in his

own mind, he had cracked it up to be.

"The next town we struck was Bismarck, North Dakota. We got in there

about three o'clock in the morning. It was Thanksgiving Day. To be

sure, I went to bed and had a good sleep. A man must always feel

fresh, you know, if he expects to do any work.

"It was about eleven o'clock before I breakfasted, opened up, and

started across the street. My old customer had burned out there and I,

too, had to go out and rustle some man. Just as I started over toward

town, I met my German friend Henry coming back. His face looked like a

full moon shining through a cloud. I could see that there was trouble

on his mind.

"'Well, Henry, how goes it?' said I.

"'Id don't go so goot,' said he. 'But vat can a man expect on

Danksgifing? I vent to see von man and he said, "I haf an olt house

dat alvays dreats me right, so vat's de use of chanching?" Vell, vat

archument could I make against dot? I vent in to see anodder man and

he said, "I haf an olt friend dot I buy from," and vat archument could

I make against dot? I vent in to see still anodder, and he said, "I

haf just bought," so, vat archument could I make against dot? The next

man I vent to see said, "Mein Gott, man; don'd you suppose I am going

to rest von day in de year? So I t'ought dere vas no use fooling mit

him, so I t'ink I vill pack op and eat a goot dinner and take a goot

nap and go vest again in de morning.'

"'All right, Henry,' said I; 'but I guess I'll go over and try my

luck.'

"The first man that I went to see was the one who had said to my

friend Henry that he thought he ought to have one day in the year to

rest. He was the biggest merchant in the town in my line. When I

reached his store he was putting the key in the door to lock up and go

home for his Thanksgiving dinner.

"I couldn't talk to him out there in the cold--we were strangers--so I

said to him, 'I should like to buy a couple of collars if you please.'

He sold me the collars and then, just for a bluff, I made out that

mine was hurting me and took a few minutes to put on another one. I

didn't say anything about what my business was and the merchant, in

order to have something to say, asked, 'Are you a stranger in town?'

"'Yes, sir,' said I, 'I am. But I hope that I shall not be very much

longer. I am out looking for a location.'

"'You are a physician, then?' said the merchant.

"'Yes, sir,--in a way,' said I; 'but I treat diseases in rather a

peculiar way, I fancy. I believe in going down to the cause of

diseases and treating the cause rather than the disease itself. My

specialty is the eye. Now, you see, if the eye looks at bright,

sparkling snow, it is strained; but if it looks at a green pasture,

that color rests it. In fact, if the eye looks upon anything that is

not pleasing to it, it does it an injury. Now, my way of getting down

to the root of all this eye trouble is to place before it things that

are pleasing to look upon, and in this way, make eye salves and things

of that kind unnecessary. In just a word,' said I (I had his attention

completely), 'I am selling the prettiest, nobbiest, most up-to-date

line of furnishing goods there is on the road. They are so attractive

that they are good for sore eyes. Now, the only way I can back up this

statement is by showing you what I have. When will it suit you to look

at them? The location that I am looking for is a location for my goods

right here on your shelves.'

"Well, sir; do you know, that merchant really came down to my sample

room on Thanksgiving Day--he hardly took time to eat his dinner--and I

sold him.

"I didn't see any more of my friend Henry until the next morning. The

train was late and left about seven o'clock.

"'Vell, what luck yesterday?' said Henry.

"As he came up to me in the train where I was sitting with a friend, I

said, 'Well, I sold a bill.'

"'Who bought of you?'

"'The clothing man here.'

"'Vell, dot's de feller,' said Henry, 'dot told me he vas going to haf

von day in de year for his family. And you solt him? Vell, how did you

do id?'

"I briefly told Henry of my experience.

"'Vell, dot vas goot,' said he.

[Illustration: You'd better write that down with a pencil," said

Henry.]

"My advance agent friend, who had sat beside me--Henry had fallen in

with us in our double seat--said to Henry, 'Now, that's a good line of

argument. Why don't you use that sometime?' A twinkle came into my

theatrical friend's eye when Henry did, in fact, ask my permission to

use this line of talk. I told Henry, 'Why, sure, go on and use that

argument anywhere you want to. I shall not use it again because in

every town that I shall strike, from this time on, I have an old

established customer. I have no use for that argument. Just go and use

it.'

"'You'd better write that down with a pencil, Henry,' said the advance

agent--Stanley was his name.

"'No, dere's no use ov writing dot down,' said Henry. 'Dot archurnent

vas so clear dot I haf it in my headt!'

"But, sure enough, Henry took out his lead pencil and jotted down the

points in the back of his order book. In the next town we struck, one

of the merchants was a gruff old Tartar. He was the first man that

Henry lit onto.

"Now, an old merchant can size up a traveling man very soon after he

enters the door. The shoeman will go over to where the shoes are kept;

the hat man will turn his face toward the hat case; the furnishing

goods man will size up the display of neckwear; in fact, a merchant

once told me that he could even tell the difference between a clothing

man and a pants man. A clothing man will walk up to a table and run

his hands over the coats while a pants man will always finger the

trousers to a suit.

"Well, sir, when Henry walked into this gruff old merchant's store, he

found him busy waiting on a customer so up he marched to a clothing

table and began to feel of a pile of pants. After the customer went

out he went up to the old man and said to him, 'Gootmorning, sir. I am

a physician, sir, and I am looking for a logation--'

"'You are no such a ---- thing,' said the old man. 'You are selling

pants.'

"Henry told me of this experience when he came back to the hotel and

he was so broken hearted that he almost felt like going back home. In

fact, he didn't last more than about three weeks. He had started too

late in life to learn the arts of the traveling man."

"You bet," said the wall paper man who had heard this story.

"Attention is the whole cheese. I know I once tried my hardest to get

hold of an old Irishman down in Texas. He was a jolly old chap but I

couldn't get next. There wasn't any sample room in the town and if I

showed my goods to any one, I would have to get his consent to let me

bring my stuff into his store. When I struck old Murphy to let me

bring my goods in, he gave me a stand-off so hard that another one of

the boys who was in the store gave me the laugh. This riled me a

little and I said to my friend who thought he had the joke on me, 'I

am going to sell that old duck just the same.' 'I'll bet a new hat you

don't,' said he. Something flashed across me somehow or other. I got

bold and I said, I'll just take that bet.'

"I had to wait in town anyway for several hours so that I couldn't get

out until after supper. So I went up to the hotel for dinner. That

afternoon I went back to Murphy's store, pulled out a cigar case and,

passing it over to the old gentleman, said, 'Take one, neighbor. These

are out of my private box.' It was really a good cigar and the old

man, giving me a little blarney, said, 'Surre, that cigare is a

birrd.' 'I'm glad you like it,' said I. 'I have those sent me from

Chicago, a fresh box every week. If you like it so well, here, take a

couple more. I have lots of them in my grip.' I laid a couple on the

old man's desk and he didn't object.

"'Now, Mr. Murphy,' said I, 'I know you don't wish to look at any of

my goods whatsoever, and I'm not the man to ask you the second time.

In fact, I am really glad you don't wish to buy some goods from me

because it gives me a chance to run through my samples. I've been

aiming to do some work on them for several days but really haven't had

the time--I've been so busy. But, as there's nobody else here in the

town that I care to see (a mild dose of "smoosh," given at the right

time and in the right way, never does any harm, you know) and as

there's no sample room here I'm sure you'll allow me to have my trunk

thrown in your store where I shall not be in your way. I wish to rid

myself of "outs."

"'Surre, me b'y; surre me b'y,' said the old man. 'Toike all the room

you will but ye know Oime not for lookin' at your goods. Oime waitin'

fer a friend, ye know.'

"'Very well, thank you; I promise you faithfully, Mr. Murphy, that

I'll not show you any goods. I merely wish to get rid of my "tear-

outs" and straighten up my line.'

"When the drayman dumped my trunk into the back end of the store, I

opened up on the counter and tore off several 'outs.' I let my samples

lie there and went up the street, but came back several times and

peeped into the front window to see what the old man was doing. I did

this three or four times and finally I saw him and one of the clerks

back where my samples were, fingering them over.

"Then I went around to the back door, which was near where my samples

were, marched right in and caught the old man in the act."

"Sell him?" spoke up one of the boys.

"Sure," said the wall paper man, "and I made the man who had lost the

hat come down and buy one for me from the old Irishman."

"Well, that was a clever sale," said the hat man, "but you have, you

know, as much trouble sometimes holding an old customer in line as you

do in selling a new one. For my own part, whenever a customer gets

clear off the hook, I let him swim. You have a great deal better luck

casting your fly for new fish than you do in throwing your bait for

one that has got away from you. My rule is, when a man is gone--let

him go. But, as long as I have him on the hook, I am going to play

him.

"When I was down in New Orleans a few seasons ago, one of my old

customers said, 'Look here, I don't see any use of buying goods from

you. I can buy them right home just as cheaply as you sell them to me,

and save the freight. This freight item amounts to a good deal in the

course of a year. See, here is a stiff hat that I buy for twenty-four

dollars a dozen that is just as good as the one that you are selling

me for the same money. Look at it.' He passed it over to me. I rubbed

my hand over the crown and quickly I rapped the derby over my fist

knocking the crown clean off it. I threw the rim onto the floor and

didn't say a word. This play cost me a new hat but it was the best way

I could answer my customer's argument. After that, my customer was as

gentle as a dove. He afterwards admitted that he liked my goods better

but that he was trying to work me for the difference in freight."

"The clerk can always give you a good many straight tips," spoke up

one of the boys.

"Yes, and you bet your life he does his best to queer you once in a

while, too!" said the clothing man. "I know I had a tough tussle with

one not a great while ago down in Pittsburgh. Last season I placed a

small bunch of stuff in a big store there. I had been late in getting

around but the merchant liked my samples and told me that if the goods

delivered turned out all right he would give me good business this

season.

"Now, my house delivers right up to sample. A great many houses do

not, and so merchants go not on the samples they look at but according

to the goods delivered to them. It is the house that _delivers_

good merchandise that holds its business, not the one that shows

bright samples on the road and ships poor stuff.

"I went up to my man's store--this was just a few weeks ago--and asked

him to come over with me.

"'My head clothing man,' said my customer, 'does not like your stuff.

I might as well be frank with you about it.' 'What objection has he to

it?' said I. 'He says they don't fit. He says the trimmings and

everything are all right and I wish they did fit because your prices

look cheap to me.' 'Well, let's go over and see about that,' said I.

'There's no one in the world more willing and anxious to make things

right than I am if there is anything wrong.' I didn't know just what I

had to go up against. The man on the road gets all the kicks.

"Once in a while there is a clerk who puts out his hand like the boy

who waits on you at table and if pretty good coin is not dropped in it

or some favor shown him, he will have it in for you.

"My customer and I walked over to where the clerk was and I came right

out, and said, 'Johnny, what's the matter with this clothing you've

received from me? Mr. Green (the merchant) here tells me you say it

doesn't fit. Let's see about that.'

"The clerk was slim and stoop-shouldered. The tailor to his royal

highness could not have made a coat hang right on him.

"'Now, you are kicking so much, Johnnie, on my clothing, you go here

in this store and pick out some coats your size from other people and

let's see how they fit. Let's put this thing to a fair test.'

"'That's square,' said Green. 'If a thing is so, I want to know it; if

it isn't, I want to know it.'

"I slipped onto Johnnie three or four of my competitor's coats that he

brought and they hung upon him about as well as they would on a scare-

crow.

"'Now, Johnnie, you are a good boy,' said I, 'but you've been inside

so long that the Lord, kind as He is, hasn't built you just right. You

are not the man who is to wear this clothing that comes into this

store. It is the other fellow. My house does not make clothing for

people who are not built right. We take the perfect man as our pattern

and build to suit him. There are so many more people in the world who

are strong and robust and well proportioned than there are those who

are not, that it is a great deal better to make clothing for the

properly built man than for the invalid. Now, I just want to show you

how this clothing does fit. You take any coat that you wish. Bring me

half a dozen of them if you will--one from every line that you bought

from me, if you wish. I wear a 38. Bring my size and let's see how

they look. If they are not all right, I am the man who, most of all,

wishes to know it. I can't afford to go around the country showing

good samples and selling poor stuff. If my stuff isn't right, I am

going to change houses but I want to tell you that you're the first

man on this whole trip that has made a single complaint. Those who

bought small bills from me last season are buying good bills from me

this time. They have said that my goods give splendid satisfaction.

Now, you just simply go, Johnnie, and get me ten coats. I sold you ten

numbers--I remember exactly--l20 suits--one from every line that you

bought, and I want to show you that there isn't a bad fitter in the

whole lot.'

"'Yes, do that, Johnnie,' said the merchant. 'His stuff looked all

right to me when I bought it. I, myself, have not had time to pay much

attention to it and I will have to take your word for these things,

but, now that the question is up, we'll see about it.'

"The clerk started to dig out my size but he couldn't find a 38 in but

three lots to save his life. I put these on and they fit to a 'T'. I

looked in the mirror myself and could see that the fit was perfect.

[Illustration: "Shure, that cigare is a birrd"]

"'Now, look here, Brother Green,' said I, 'what are you in business

for? You are in business to buy the best stuff that you can for your

money. Now, you remember you thought when you bought my goods that

they were from one to two dollars a suit cheaper and just as good as

anything you had seen. Now, if you can buy something from me just as

good as another man can give you, and buy it cheaper, you are going to

do it, aren't you?'

"'Why, to be sure, Jim,' said Green, warming up.

"'Now, look here, it isn't the opinion of your clerk or your own

opinion even that you care a rap for. The opinion that is worth

something is that of the man who buys his goods from you. Now, you see

very plainly that my stuff is good. Thirty-eight is a size of which

you bought many and you haven't that size left in but three lines out

of ten. Here you see very plainly that my goods have moved faster than

any other clothing you have bought this season; and, as far as the fit

is concerned, you see full well, that other stuff didn't fit Johnnie

because he isn't built right. You did see--and you do see--I have one

of them on right now--that my clothing fits a well-built man.'

"I saw that I had the old man on my side and I knew that Johnnie had

dropped several points in his estimation. The truth of the matter was

the clerk was knocking on me in favor of one of his old friends. Of

course I wouldn't come right out and say this but the old man himself

grew wise on this point because that afternoon he came down by himself

and bought from me a good, fat bill. The clerk simply killed himself

by not being fair with me. No clerk who expects promotion can afford

to play favorites."

"It's all right when you can get over the clerk's head and to the

merchant himself," chimed in the Boys' & Children's Clothing man,

"when there is any graft going around, but it is a hard game to play

when you must deal with a buyer who is the supreme judge. I once had

an experience with a buyer down in California. I went into one of the

big stores down there and jollied around with the buyer in my

department. He said he would come over and look at my line. He took

the hook so quickly that I ought to have been on to him to start with,

but I didn't. He came over to my sample room in the evening. Now that,

you know, isn't a very good time to buy clothing. Nothing is as good

as daylight for that. He didn't question my price or anything of that

sort. He would look at a few things and then stop and talk horse with

me for awhile. I don't like to do business with that kind of a fellow.

When I do business, I like to do business; when I talk horse I like to

talk horse; and I want a man with me in the sample room who is

interested in what he is doing. It is the busy man, anyway, that makes

you a good customer--not the one with whom business is merely a side

issue.

"After monkeying around a couple of hours, I managed to get laid out a

pretty fair line of stuff. 'Now,' said the buyer, 'to-night I can only

make up a list of what's here. These things suit me pretty well, and

in the morning I can submit it to the old man for his O.K.'

"Well, that looked easy to me so we wrote down the order, and when we

got through, that fellow was bold enough to come right out and say,

'Now, look here, you're making a pretty good commission on this stuff

--here's a good bill, and I can throw it to you if I wish, or I can

kill it if I like. I'm not getting any too much over where I am, so

don't you think your house can dig up about twenty for me on this

bill, and I'll see that it sticks?'"

"Did you dig?" said one of the boys.

"Dig? You bet your life not. This funny business, I won't do. It may

work for one bill but it won't last long because it is only a matter

of time before the buyer who will be bribed will be jumped and lose

his job. I simply told the fellow that I didn't do that sort of

business; that unless he wished to do business with me strictly on the

square, I wouldn't do business with him at all."

"Well, what did he say to this?" said I.

"Oh, he said to me, 'I'm just joshing with you and I really wanted to

see if I couldn't get you down a little and make that much more for

the house. I like to do business myself with any one who is on the

square.'" "The order stuck then?" asked the wall paper man.

"No, it didn't. That's the worst of it. A few days after I reached

home in came a cancellation from the head of the house. At that time,

I didn't understand it. I supposed that the head of the house himself

had really canceled the order, so the next time I went to that town, I

waltzed straight up to the office and asked to see the head of the

establishment. I asked him why he had canceled my order and he told me

that his buyer really had all of that in charge and that he only

followed out his recommendations; that the buyer had told him to

cancel that bill and he had done so.

"I saw through the whole scheme. There was just one thing for me to

do. I simply came right square out and told the old man that his buyer

had wanted to get $20.00 from me to make the bill stick; and I bet him

a hundred that the clerk had canceled my order so that he could get a

rake-off from somebody else.

"The old man sent for the buyer and told him to get his pay and leave.

He thanked me for putting him wise and from that time on, he or some

other member of the firm always goes to the sample room."

Now, it must not be thought that every sale that is made must be put

through by some bright turn. These stories I have told about getting

the merchant's attention are the extreme cases. The general on the

field of battle ofttimes must order a flank movement, or a spirited

cavalry dash; but he wins his battle by following a well-thought-out

plan. So with the salesman. He must rely, in the main, upon good,

quiet, steady, well-planned work. Some merchants compel a man to use

extraordinary means to catch them at the start. And the all-around

salesman will be able to meet such an emergency right at the moment,

and in an original way that will win.

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