CHAPTER VIII.

TACTICS IN SELLING.

The man on the road is an army officer. His soldiers are his samples.

His enemy is his competitor. He fights battles every day. The "spoils

of war" is _business_.

The traveling man must use tactics just the same as does the general.

He may not have at stake the lives of other men and the success of his

country; but he does have at stake--and every day--his own livelihood,

a chance for promotion--a partnership perhaps--and always, the success

of his firm.

Many are the turns the salesman takes to get business. He must be

always ready when his eyes are open, and sometimes in his dreams, to

wage war. If he is of the wrong sort, once in a while he will give

himself up to sharp practice with his customer; another time he will

fight shrewdly against his competitor. Sometimes he must cajole the

man who wishes to do business with him and at the same time,

especially when his customer's credit is none too good, make it easy

for him to get goods shipped; and, hardest of all, he must get the

merchant's attention that he may show him his wares. Get a merchant to

_looking_ at your goods and you usually sell a bill.

In the smoking room of a Pullman one night sat a bunch of the boys

who, as is usual with them when they get together, were telling of

their experiences. The smoker is the drummer's club-room when he is on

a trip. On every train every night are told tales of the road which,

if they were put in type, would make a book of compelling interest.

The life of the traveling man has such variety, such a change of

scene, that a great deal more comes into it than mere buy and sell.

Yes, on this night of which I speak, the stories told were about

tussles that my friends had had to get business.

As the train rounded a sharp curve, one of the boys, who was standing,

bumped his head against the door post. A New York hat man who saw the

"broken bonnet," said, "Your cracked cady reminds me of one time when

I sold a bill of goods that pleased me, I believe, more than any other

order that I ever took. I was over in the mining district of Michigan.

That's a pretty wide open country, you know. My old customer had quit

the town. He couldn't make a 'stick' of it somehow. I had been selling

him exclusively for so long that I thought I was queered with every

other merchant in the town. But the season after my customer Hodges

left there, much to my surprise, two men wrote into the house saying

they would like to buy my goods. My stuff had always given Hodges'

customers satisfaction. After he left, his old customers drifted into

other stores and asked for my brand. Now, if you can only get a

merchant's customers to asking for a certain brand of goods, you

aren't going to have trouble in doing business with him. This is where

the wholesale firm that sells reliable merchandise wins out over the

one that does a cut-throat business. Good stuff satisfies and it

builds business.

"Well, when I went into this town I thought I would have easy sailing

but I felt a little taken back when I walked down the street and sized

up the stores of the merchants who wished to buy my goods. They both

looked to me like tid bits. Both of them were new in the town, one of

them having moved into Hodges' old stand. I said to myself that I

didn't wish to do business with either one of these pikers. 'I'll see

if I can't go over and square myself with Andrews, the biggest man in

town,' I said. 'While I've never tried to do business with him, he

can't have anything against me. I've always gone over and been a good

fellow with him, so I'll see if I can't get him lined up.'

"Three or four more of the boys had come in with me on the same train.

When I went into Andrews' store, two of them were in there. Pretty

soon afterwards I heard one of them say: 'Well, Andy, as you want to

get away in the morning, I'll fall in after you close up. It'll suit

me all the better to do business with you tonight.' Andrews spoke up

and said, 'All right, eight o'clock goes.'

"This man saw that I had come in to see him and, having made his

engagement, knew enough to get out of the way. The boys, you know,

especially the old timers, are mighty good about this. I don't believe

the outsiders anyway know much about the fellowship among us.

"The other man who was in the store was out on his first trip. He was

selling suspenders. It was then, say, half past five. I joshed with

the boys in the store for a few minutes. Andrews, meantime, had gone

up to his office to look over his mail and get off some rush letters.

The new man, who sold suspenders, was a good fellow but he had lots to

learn. He trailed right along after Andrews as if he had been a dog

led by a string. He stood around up in the office for a few minutes

without having anything to say. Had he been an old-timer, you know, he

would have made his speech and then moved out of the way. After a few

minutes he came down and said to me, 'That fellow's a tough

proposition. I can't get hold of him. I can't find out whether he

wants to look at my goods or not. He joshes with me but I can't get

him down to say that he will look. I don't know whether I ought to

have my trunks brought up and fool with him or not.'

"'Let me tell you one thing, my boy,' said I, 'if you want to do

business, get your stuff up and do it quickly. If he doesn't come to

look at your goods, bring 'em in. Bring 'em in. Go after him that

way.'

"'All right, I guess I will,' said he, and out he went.

"As soon as Andrews came down from his office, I said 'Hello,' but

before I could put in a word about business, in came a customer to

look at a shirt. Well, sir, that fellow jawed over that four-bit shirt

for half an hour. I'd gladly have given him half a dozen dollar-and-a-

half shirts if he would only get out of my way and give me a chance to

talk business. Just about the time that Andrews wrapped up the shirt,

back came the new man again, having had his trunks brought up to the

hotel. I knew then that my cake was all dough. So I skipped out,

saying I would call in after supper. I felt then that, as Andrews was

going away the next morning, I wouldn't get a chance at him so, being

in the town, I thought the best thing to do was to go over and pick up

one of the other fellows who was anxious to buy from me.

"I went over to see the man who had taken Hodges' old stand. As soon

as I went in he said: 'Yes, I want some goods. I have just started in

here. I haven't much in the store but I'm doing first rate and am

going to stock up. When can I see you? It would suit me a good deal

better tonight after eight o'clock than any other time. I haven't put

on a clerk yet and am here all alone. If you like, we'll get right at

it and take sizes on what stock we have. Then you can get your supper

and see me at eight o'clock and I'll be ready for you. I want to buy a

pretty fair order. I've had a bully good hat trade this season. I've

been sending mail orders into your house--must have bought over four

hundred dollars from, them in the last three months. I s'pose you got

credit for it all right.'

"Well, this was news to me. The house hadn't written me anything about

having received the mail orders and I'll say right here, that the firm

that doesn't keep their salesmen fully posted about what's going on in

his territory makes a great big mistake. If I'd known that this man

had been buying so many goods, I wouldn't have overlooked him. As it

was, I came very near passing up the town. And I'll tell you another

thing: A man never wants to overlook what may seem to him a small bet.

This fellow gave me that night over seven hundred dollars--a pretty

clean bill in hats, you know, and has made me a first-class customer

and we have become good friends.

"But I'm getting a little ahead of my story! After supper, that night,

I dropped into Andrews' store again. The suspender man was still

there. He had taken my tip and brought in some of his samples. While

Andrews was over at the dry goods side for a few minutes, the

suspender man said to me:

"'I don't believe I can sell this fellow. He says he wants to buy some

suspenders but that mine don't strike him somehow--says they're too

high prices. I've cut a $2.25 suspender to $1.90 but that doesn't seem

to satisfy him, and I'll give you a tip, too--you've been so kind to

me--I heard him say to his buyer that he wasn't going to look you

over. He said to let you come around a few times and leave some of

your money in the town, and then maybe he'd do business with you. I

just thought I'd tell you this so that you'd know how you stood and

not lose any time over it.'

"'Thank you very much,' I said. Now, this sort of thing, you know,

makes you whet your Barlow on your boot leg. I did thank the suspender

man for the tip but I made up my mind that I was going to do business

with Andrews anyway. You know there's lots more fun shooting quail

flying in the brush than to pot-hunt them in a fence corner.

"After I'd sold my other man that night, I sat down in the office of

the hotel. Andrews was still in the sample room, just behind the

office, looking over goods. I knew he'd have to pass out that way, so

I sat down to wait for him. It was getting pretty late but I knew that

he was a night-hawk and if he got interested he would stay up until

midnight looking at goods. After a little bit out came Andrews, his

buyer and my other traveling man friend. He asked me up with them to

have cigars. He was wise. Only that morning we'd had to double up

together in a sample room in the last town. We were pretty much

crowded but were going to 'divvy' on the space. The boys, you know,

are mighty good about this sort of thing; but when I went down the

street I learned that my man was out of town--I sold only one man in

that place. So I went right back up to the sample room and rolled my

trunks out of his way so that my friend could have the whole thing to

himself. There's no use being a hog, you know. This didn't hurt me

any, and it was as much on account of this as anything else that I was

asked up to take a cigar where I could get in a word with Andrews.

"As the clerk was passing out the cigars, Andrews took off his hat. As

he dropped it on the cigar case, he rubbed his hand over his head and

said, 'Gee! but I've got a headache!'

"I picked up his hat. Quick as a flash I saw my chance. It was from my

competitor's house. I could feel, in a second, that it was a poor one.

Getting the brim between my fingers, I said to Andrews, 'Why, you

shouldn't get the headache by wearing such a good hat as this. Why,

this is a splendid piece of goods!'

"With this, I tore a slit in the brim as easily as if it had been

blotting paper. Then I gave the brim a few more turns, ripping it

clear off the crown. In a minute or two I tore up the brim and made it

look like black pasteboard checkers.

"'The cigars are on me!' said Andrews, as everybody around gave him

the laugh.

"I went up to my room soon leaving Andrews that night to wear his

brimless hat. But I knew then that I could get his attention when I

wanted it, next morning, about nine o'clock,--for my train and his

left at 11:30. This would give plenty of time to do business with him

if we had any business to do, as he was a quick buyer when you got him

interested. I went into his store with two hats in my hand. They were

good clear Nutrias and just the size that Andrews wore. I'd found this

out by looking at his hat the night before.

"'I don't want to do any business with you, Andrews,' said I, 'but I'm

not such a bad fellow, you know, and I want to square up things with

you a little. Take one of these.'

"The hats were 'beauts.' Andrews went to the mirror and put on one and

then the other. He finally said, 'I guess I'll hang onto the brown

one. By Jove, these are daisies, old man!'

"'Yes,' said I, striking as quickly as a rattlesnake, 'and there are

lots more where these came from! Now, look here, Andrews, you know

mighty well that my line of stuff is a lot better than the one that

you're buying from. If you think more of the babies of the man you are

buying your hats from than you do of your own, stay right here; but if

you don't, get Jack, your buyer, and come up with me right now. I'm

going out on the 11:30 train.' This line of talk will knock out the

friendship argument when nothing else will.

"'Guess I'll go you one, old man,' said Andrews.

"He bought a good sized bill and, as I left him on the train where I

changed cars, he said, 'Well, good luck to you. I guess you'd better

just duplicate that order I gave you, for my other store.'"

"That," spoke up one of the boys, "is what I call salesmanship. You

landed the man that didn't want to buy your goods. The new man let him

slip off his hook when he really wanted to buy suspenders."

"I once landed a $3,400 bill up in Wisconsin," said a clothing man as

we lighted fresh cigars, "in a funny way. I'd been calling on an old

German clothing merchant for a good many years, but I could never get

him interested. I went into his store one morning and got the usual

stand-off. I asked him if he wouldn't come over and just _look_ at my

goods, that I could save him money and give him a prettier line of

patterns and neater made stuff than he was buying.

"'Ach! Dat's de sonk dey all sink,' said the old German. 'I'm

sotisfite mit de line I haf. Sell 'em eesy und maig a goot brofit.

Vat's de use uf chanching anyvay, alretty?'

[Illustration: In big headlines I read, "GREAT FIRE IN CHICAGO."]

"I'd been up against this argument so many times with him that I knew

there was no use of trying to buck up against it any more, so I

started to leave the store. The old man, although he turned me down

every time I went there, would always walk with me to the front door

and give me a courteous farewell. In came a boy with a Chicago paper

just as we were five steps from the door. What do you suppose stared

me in the face? In big head lines I read: GREAT FIRE IN CHICAGO in big

type. The paper also stated that flames were spreading toward my

house. I at once excused myself and went down to the telegraph office

to wire my house exactly where I was so that they could let me know

what to do. As I passed to the operator the telegram I wrote, he said,

'Why, Mr. Leonard, I've just sent a boy up to the hotel with a message

for you. There he is! Call him back!' The wire was from the house

stating, 'Fire did us only little damage. Keep right on as if nothing

had happened.'

"My samples were all opened up and I had to wait several hours for a

train anyway, so an idea struck me. 'I believe I'll fake a telegram

and see if I can't work my old German friend with it.' I wrote out a

message to myself, 'All garments on the second floor are steam heated.

They are really uninjured but we will collect insurance on them. Sell

cheap.'

"Armed with this telegram I walked into the old German's store again.

'Enny noos?' said he.

"'Yes; here's a telegram I've just received,' said I, handing over the

fake message.

"'Sdeam heatet,' said the old man, 'Vell dey gan be bresst oud, nicht?

Veil, I look ad your goots.'

"He dropped in right after dinner. I had laid out on one side of the

sample room a line of second floor goods.

"Among them were a lot of old frocks that the house was very anxious

to get rid of. When I got back to the old man's store, he was pacing

the floor waiting for me to come. He had on his overcoat ready to go

with me.

"'Vell,' said he, before giving me a chance to speak, 'I go right down

mit you.'

"He was the craziest buyer I ever saw. It didn't take me more than

twenty minutes to sell the $3,400."

"But how did you get on afterwards?" asked one of the boys.

"Don't speak of it," said Leonard. "The joke was so good that I gave

it away to one of the boys after the bill had been shipped, and do you

know, the old man got onto me and returned a big part of the bill. Of

course, you know I've never gone near him since. Retribution, I

suppose! That cured me of sharp tricks."

"A sharp game doesn't work out very well when you play it on your

customer," spoke up one of the boys who sold bonds, "but it's all

right to mislead your competitor once in a while, especially if he

tries to find out things from you that he really hasn't any business

to know. I was once over in Indiana. I had on me a pretty good line of

six per cents. They were issued by a well-to-do little town out West.

You know, western bonds are really A-1 property, but the people in the

East haven't yet got their eyes open to the value of property west of

the Rockies.

"Well; when I reached this town, one of my friends tipped me onto one

of my competitors who, he said, was going to be in that same town that

afternoon. There were three prospective customers for us and we were

both in the habit of going after the same people. Two of them were

bankers,--one of them was pretty long winded; the other was a retired

grain dealer who lived about a mile out of town. He was the man I

really wished to go after. His name was Reidy and he was quite an old

gentleman, always looking for a little inside on everything. I didn't

wish to waste much time on the bankers before I'd taken a crack at the

old man. I knew he'd just cashed in on some other bonds that he had

bought from my firm and that he was probably open for another deal. I

merely went over and shook hands with the bankers. One of them--the

long winded one--asked me if I had a certain bond. I told him I didn't

think I had,--that I'd 'phone in and find out. I got on the line with

my old grain dealer friend and he said he'd be in town right after

dinner. I would have gone out to see him but he preferred doing his

business in town. By this time I knew my competitor would reach town

so I ate dinner early and took chances on his still being in the

dining room when Reidy would drive in. I knew that my competitor, if

he got into town, would go right after the old gentleman just as

quickly as he could.

"After dinner I sat down out in the public square smoking, and

apparently taking the world at ease,--but I was fretting inside to

beat the band! My competitor saw me from the hotel porch. He came over

and shook hands--you know we're always ready to cut each other's

throats but we do it with a smile and always put out the glad hand.

"'Well, Woody,' said he, 'you seem to be taking the world easy.

Business must have been good this week.'

"'Oh, fair,' I answered,--but it had really been rotten for several

days.

"'Come and eat,' said he.

"'No, thanks, I've just been in. I'll see you after. I'll finish my

cigar.'

"My competitor went in to dinner. About the time I knew he was getting

along toward pie, I began to squirm. I lighted two or three matches

and let them go out before I fired up my cigar. Still no Reidy had

shown up. Pretty soon out came my competitor over into the park where

I was. I knew that if he got his eyes on Reidy I would have to

scramble for the old man's coin. So I managed to get him seated with

his back toward the direction from which Reidy would come to town. The

old man always drove a white horse. As I talked to my competitor I

kept looking up the road--I could see for nearly half a mile--for that

old white horse.

"'Well, have you left anything in town for me, Woody,' said he

directly.

"About that time I saw the old man's horse jogging slowly but surely

toward us.

"'Well, now, I'll tell you,' I said to him, 'I believe that if you'll

go over to the bank just around the corner, you can do some business.

I was in there this morning and they asked me for a certain kind of

paper that I haven't any left of. If you can scare up something of

that kind, I think you can do some business with them there. I'll take

you over, if you like.'

"I didn't want him to turn around because I knew that he, too, would

see that old white horse and that I'd never get him to budge an inch

until he had spoken with Reidy if he did,--and the old horse was

coming trot! trot! trot!--closer every minute.

"'Well, say, that'll be good of you. I hate to leave you out here all

alone resting and doing nothing,' said he.

"'Oh, that's all right. Come on,'--and with this I took him by the arm

in a very friendly manner, keeping his back toward that old white

horse, and walked him around the corner to the bank where I knew that

he would be out of sight when the old man reached the public square.

"Just as I came around the corner after leaving my competitor Richards

in the bank, there came plodding along the old man. Luckily he went

down about a block to hitch his horse. I met him as he was coming back

and carried him up to my room in the hotel. I laid my proposition

before him and he said:

"'Well, that looks pretty good to me, but I'd like to go over here to

the bank and talk to one of my friends there and see what he thinks of

the lay-out.'

"'Which bank?' thought I. Well, as luck would have it, it was the

other bank. 'Very well,' I said, 'I'll drop over there myself in a few

minutes and have the papers all with me. We can fix the matter up over

there. I'm sure the people in the bank will give this their hearty

endorsement.'

"As the old man walked across the park, two or three people met him

and stopped him. My heart was thumping away because, even though the

banker around the corner was long winded, it was about time for him to

get through with Richards; but the old man went into the bank all

right before Richards came out. Then I went over and sat down in the

park. In a few minutes Richards came over where I was.

[Illustration: "Well, Woody," said he, "you seem to be taking the

world pretty easy."]

"'Say, that was a good tip you gave me, Woody, I think I'll be able to

do some business all right. I want to run into the hotel a few

minutes, if you'll excuse me, and get into my grip. Say; but you're

taking things easy! I wish I could get along as well as you do without

worrying.'

"Richards left me and went into the hotel. I wanted to get him off as

quickly as I could because I didn't know but that, any minute, the old

gentleman would come out of the bank door. I hit a pretty lively pace

to get in where he was. By that time, he had investigated my bonds and

found that he wanted them. I took his check and gave him a receipt for

it, and then walked with him over to where his horse was. I wanted to

get him out of town as quickly as I could and keep my competitor from

seeing him, if possible.

"Well, sir, everything worked smooth as a charm. As the old man's

buggy was just crossing the bridge, out came Richards from the hotel.

I was again sitting in the park.

"'Heavens! you're taking it easy,' said he to me. 'How is it the firm

can afford to pay you to go around these towns, sit in parks and smoke

cigars, Woody?'

"'Oh, a man has to take a lay-off once in a while,' said I.

"I went over to the bank where the old man had been, and in a few

minutes sold them some bonds. Then I came out and again sat down in

the park a few minutes, waiting for Richards to get through so that I

could go and see the other people where he was dickering. Pretty soon

he came out and he was swearing mad. He said, 'I've been wrangling

with these people for a couple of hours and I can't get them into

anything to save my life. I might just as well have been out here with

you all this time, taking the world easy, for all the good I've done.'

"'Well, I guess I'll go over and take a crack at them again,' said I.

"'All right. Go ahead. I guess I'll skip the town,' but he didn't do a

thing but get on the trolley which passed out by old man Reidy's

house, where he was, of course, too late. I went in where he had not

been able to do business, and, now that my mind was easy, I took

plenty of time and made a nice sale in there, too.

"About a week afterwards I met Richards, and he said, 'Well, Woody,

you've got one coming on me. You weren't so idle as I thought all the

time you were out there in the park.'"

"First call for dinner in the dining car," drawled out the white-

aproned darkey as Woody finished his story.

"Boys, shall we all go in?" said Woody.

"I'm not very hungry," spoke up Leonard, "I took luncheon pretty late

today. I think I'll wait a little bit unless you all are in a hurry."

"You know what you were telling me about running your competitor into

a bank around the corner," spoke up a necktie man, "goes to show this:

That you must have a man's attention before you can do business with

him. I really believe that your friend, Woody, would have done

business if he hadn't struck his man at the busy time of day. I know

that I can usually do business if I get a man when his mind is easy

and I can get him to look at my goods.

"But I bumped into the hardest proposition the other day that I've put

my shoulder against for a long time. There's a merchant that I call

on, over near Duluth, that is the hardest man to get into a sample

room I ever saw. I have been calling on him for several seasons but I

couldn't get him away from the store. Once he had a clerk that stole

from him and after he got onto this fellow he never leaves the store

unless one of his own sons is right there to take his place. Even

then, he doesn't like to go out, and he only does so to run up home

and back right quickly for a bite to eat. I had sold him a few little

jags by lugging stuff in and was getting tired of this sort of

business. I wanted either to get a decent order or quit him cold. It

is all very good, you know, to send in one or two little jags from a

new man, but the house kicks and thinks you are n. g. if you keep on

piking with the same man.

"This time, I went into his store and said to myself, 'Well, if I

can't get this old codger to go down to my sample room, I'm not going

to do any business with him at all.'

"When I went into his store I shook hands with him and offered him a

cigar. He said, 'Vell, I vont smoke dis now. I lay it avay.'

"If there is anything on earth that makes me mad it is to offer a

cigar to a merchant or a clerk who, in truth, doesn't smoke, and have

him put it aside and hand it to somebody else after I have left town;

but, you know, you bump into that kind once in a while.

"The old man was back in the office. He shook hands pretty friendly,

and said, 'How's peezness?'

"'Best ever,' said I. It's always a good thing to be cheerful. All

traveling men who go around the country saying that business is poor

ought to be knocked in the head. Even if they are not doing a great

deal, they should at least say, even in the dullest of times, that

business might be a 'lot worse.' It's these croakers on the road who

really make business dull when there is every reason for it to be

good. I never kick and I don't think any up-to-date man will.

"Well, sir, when the old man had asked me how business was and I'd

told him that it was strictly good, I went right square at him. I

said: 'Now, look here, Brother Mondheimer, I have been selling you a

few goods right along and you've told me that they were satisfactory,

but I haven't been doing either myself or you justice. I want you,

this time, to come right down with me and see what a line of goods I

really have. My stuff is strictly swell. The patterns are up-to-date

and I've styles enough to line the whole side of your house. Now,

don't let me run in with just a handful of samples and sell you a

little stuff, but come down and give me a square chance at a decent

order.'

"'Dot's all ride,' said he, 'but I can't get avay. I must stay hier.

Ven cost'mers com in, somebody must be hier to vait on 'em.'

"'That's all right,' said I, 'but all your clerks are idle now. There

isn't a customer in the store. Things are quiet just now. Suppose you

come on down with me.'

"'No, I can't do dot,' said the old man. 'I'd like to but I can't.

Von't you breeng op a leedle stoff?'

"I didn't answer his question directly, but I said, 'Now, look here,

Brother Mondheimer, suppose a man were to come into your store and

want to buy a good suit of clothes. How much profit would you make?'

"'Aboud fife tollars,' said he.

"'Well, how long would you, yourself, spend on that man, trying to

make a sale with him?'

"'Vell, I vood nod led him go until I solt him,' said he.

"'All right,--by the way--', said I. 'Can you give me two tens for a

twenty?'

"He handed me out two ten dollar gold pieces.

"'Here' said I, slapping down one of the slugs and shoving it over to

him, 'Here's ten dollars for ten minutes of your time. That's yours

now,--take it! I've bought your time and I dare you come down to my

sample room. If you do, I'll make that ten back in less than ten

minutes and you'll stay with me an hour and buy a decent bill of

goods.'

"Well, sir, the old man wouldn't take the ten--but he did get his hat

and he's been an easy customer ever since!"

"Second and last call for dinner," called the dining car boy again.

"Guess this is our last chance," spoke up one of the boys. Then,

stretching a little, we washed our hands and went in to dinner.

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