I braced myself up.

"So do I," said Phyllis.

It looked like trouble.

"Can we go and see the tin soldiers before they go to bed?" said

Lillah.

"The horseback ones," added Phyllis.

Oh, this was too simple: a nice quiet look at the guardians of

Whitehall, with perhaps a glimpse for the infant mind of the vast

resources of the British Empire; a word in season, perhaps, from Uncle

James; and a detailed report to Margaret of instruction combined with

amusement.

Of course we went.

"This," I said, as Phyllis gazed round-eyed at one of the motionless

warriors--"this is but a symbol of the dignity of that great Empire

upon which the sun----"

"Soldiers," said Phyllis with a wisdom beyond her years, "like girls

to look at them ever so long."

Then she went away to Lillah, and I saw them with their heads close

together. A wonderful thing, the child-mind. Only beginning perhaps,

but they were learning doubtless to think imperially. The foundation

of that pride of race----? I broke the thread of thought and looked

up. Instantly I was gibbering with horror.

Phyllis, standing on tiptoe and clinging precariously to his

saddle-cloth, was dropping a roll of paper neatly into the jackboot of

Hercules.

"Phyllis!" I gasped. "What are you doing?"

She turned to me happily.

"That's what Nannie does," she said, without a blush for her sex. "I

put 'I love you.--PHYLLIS.' Do you think he'll be pleased?"

I seized both girls and hurried into the Park. My soul cried out for

the open spaces. I stole a look at Hercules over my shoulder, but he

was granite.

On Olympus the Olympians are above shame.

"Phyllis," I said gravely, "don't you think that was very naughty of

you?"

"No," said that small Delilah firmly; "soldiers like it."

The even voice of Lillah broke in.

"And soldiers ought to have what they like, oughtn't they?"

"Certainly," I answered patriotically.

"Well, then," said Phyllis crushingly.

"If I had done that I should feel very much ashamed of myself," I

said.

"Well, you didn't," said Lillah, and that finished it.

They evidently had an offensive and defensive alliance against this

sort of thing.

"If your mother," I began.

"Sand!, Sand!" shrieked Phyllis.

"Sand,", echoed Lillah, and both children were gone.

They had just noticed the present possibilities of the empty lake as

a substitute for Margate. Two best frocks! Essentially a moment for

efficiency.

I stepped firmly across the railings. And there the British Government

stepped in. I turned to regard a policeman (out-size).

"May I call your attention to this, Sir?" he said.

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