I gazed at the notice like a fish:--

"ONLY CHILDREN ARE ALLOWED

ON THE BED OF THE LAKE."

It is still there; you can go and see it for yourself. I argued, I

entreated. Either the constable had a sense of humour (and should be

reported) or else a perverted sense of duty.

A crowd collected. Out of the corner of my eye I could see those two

best frocks.

"As usual," I said bitterly but with dignity, "the British Government

is too late."

By the time I had persuaded the children that tea was superior to sand

castles their clothes--but no, why repeat what Margaret said? I'm sure

she regretted it when I had gone.

But my reputation as an uncle of any technical knowledge is finished.

I was so moved that I even forgot my gift to St. Bartholomew's after

tea--and now I am writing a personal letter to Mr. SAMUEL about that

notice in the Park.

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