OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

"Aha!" quoth the Baron. "This book of Master STANLEY WEYMAN'S, called

_Under the Red Robe_, delighteth me much. A stirring story of

swashbucklers, pistols, daggers, conspirators, gay gallants, and gentle

dames! Exciting from first to last, and all in one volume, which,

beshrew me, by my hilts!" quoth the Baron, "the reader, be he who he

may, will find easy to take up, and most difficult to put down, until

quite finished. 'Tis published by one METHUEN, of London, whose house

Cavalier WEYMAN hath favoured more than once ere he wrote this stirring

romance." Towards the finish there is a spice of BULWER LYTTON'S drama

_Richelieu_,--indeed the last situation in this tale is almost one with

the action of the scene in the play where _Richelieu_ brings the lovers

together. Yet is this but a mere detail, and those who follow the

Baron's literary tips will do well and wisely to read _Under the Red

Robe_. By the way, Mr. CATON WOODVILLE'S illustrations to the story are

excellent, having the rare merit of assisting the action without

revealing the plot. "CATON, thou pictureth well."

Within the limits of a hundred pages Lord DUFFERIN has given the

world a picture it will not willingly let die. It is a portrait of

his mother, "one of the sweetest, most beautiful, most accomplished,

wittiest, most loving and lovable human beings that ever walked upon

the earth." This, as my Baronite says, is the superlative of praise,

and it might reasonably be suspected that filial feeling has warped

critical acumen. But here in this volume of _Songs, Poems, and Verses_

(JOHN MURRAY) we have Lady DUFFERIN though dead yet speaking, and may

judge for ourselves. It is characteristic of her son that, whilst on

the first page the above title is boldly set forth in large ruddy-hued

type, a smaller line lower down, in plain black ink, refers to the

"Memoir." In its felicity of literary style, its clear touches of

characterisation, and its flashes of quiet humour, this monograph is a

masterpiece. It fittingly frames the extract from the journal commenced

by Lady DUFFERIN when she felt the hand of death gripping her. This

fragment is prose worthy of the author of _The Irish Emigrant_, whose

simple pathos has stirred the heart on both sides of the Atlantic.

Within the brief limits he has assigned to himself, Lord DUFFERIN

manages to give a succinct account of the illustrious family of which

HELEN, Lady DUFFERIN, was a bright, particular star. It would be

difficult to parallel the sustained brilliancy of the SHERIDANS, from

RICHARD BRINSLEY down to his great-great-grandson, at present Her

MAJESTY'S Minister at Paris. To the possession of all the graces they

have added display of all the talents. It is hard to live up to the

literary standard of the SHERIDANS. In this delightful volume Lord

DUFFERIN shows that the marvel was accomplished by his mother, and is

possible for himself.

My Baronite has made an attempt to read _Lourdes_ in the convenient

shape in which Messrs. CHATTO AND WINDUS present it to the

English-speaking public. He honestly admits that, finding on a rapid

glance through its pages the first chapter was a fair sample of the

bulk, he gave it up. M. ZOLA has avowedly set himself the task of

minutely describing the pitiful experience of the halt, the lame, the

blind, and much worse, who journey to Lourdes in the desperate hope

of miraculous recovery. He may at least be congratulated on having

achieved his object. Only, the report with all its horrible detail

would more fittingly have appeared in the pages of the _Lancet_ or the

_British Medical Journal_. Since it has been published in book form

realism should have been carried one step further. The volume ought to

have been bound in a poultice instead of ordinary cloth. As it is, the

leaves turned over fill the room with faint, sickening smell of the

hospital ward. _Lourdes_ is certainly not alluring. It is, in truth,

_lourd--et sale aussi_.

Once again, for the benefit of all brother-scribes who, for a while, or

frequently, may have to do their scribbling when journeying, or while

compelled by illness to remain in Bedford-under-Clothes,--as was but

recently the case with your own Baronius, pains and counterpanes all

over him,--the use of "_The Hairless Author's Paper-pad_," _i.e._ "_The

Author's Hairless Paper-pad_," issued by the _Leadenhall Press_, on

which the author can write with pencil or with pen,--for the blotter is

handily placed at the back of the pad,--is strongly recommended by the

Ready Writer's and Ready Reader's best friend,

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