The Honourable Mrs. Augustus Headerton rang the bell--"Send Martin up."

"Mister Martin," the lady began, "what is the reason that Mr. Langi's

account has not been paid?"

"My master, ma'am knows that I have been anxious for him to look over the

accounts; the goings-out are so very great, and the comings-in, as far as

I know"--The Honourable Mister Augustus Headerton spilt some of the

whiskey-punch he was drinking, over a splendid hearth-rug, which drew the

lady's attention from what would have been an unpleasant _eclaircissement_.

"I cannot understand why difficulties should arise. I am certain I brought

a fortune large enough for all extravagance," was the lady's constant

remark when expenditure was mentioned. Years pass over the heads of the

young--and they grow old; and over the heads of fools--but they never grow

wise.

The Honourable Mister and Mistress Augustus Headerton were examples of

this truth;--their children grew up around them--but could derive no

support from their parent root. The mother had _depended_ on governesses

and masters for the education of her girls--and on their beauty,

connexions, or accomplishments, to procure them husbands. The father did

not deem the labours of study fit occupation for the sons of an ancient

house:--"_Depend_ upon it," he would say, "they'll all do well with my

connexions--they will be able to command what they please." The Honourable

Mistress Augustus could not now boast of a full purse, for they had long

been living on the memory of their once ample fortune.

The Honourable Mister Augustus Headerton died, in the forty-fifth year of

his age, of inflammation, caught in an old limekiln, where he was

concealed to avoid an arrest for the sum of 180 guineas, for black Nell,

the famous filly, who won the cup on the Curragh of Kildare--purchased in

his name, but without his knowledge, by his second son, the pride of the

family--commonly called dashing Dick.

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