_First Irate Frenchman._ Imbécile!
_Second I. F._ Canaille!!
_First I. F._ Cochon!!!
_Second I. F._ Chamberlaing!!!!
[Illustration: FRENCH AS SHE IS SPOKE
"You like Ostende, Monsieur Simpkin?"
"Oh, yes, orfly! It's so 'richurch,' don'tcherknow. Just come up to
the 'Curse Hall,' will you?"]
[Illustration: "Such a change, yer know, from alwis torkin' yer own
langwidge!"]
[Illustration: KNOCKED 'EM IN THE OLD GHENT ROAD
(_A Sketch in Belgium_)]