CHAPTER XIX.

LORDS AND COMMONS.--CONTINUED.

DIRECTLY in front of the gallery where I am sitting, is the Reporter's

Gallery. There are fifteen boxes for their use to take notes in, each

reporter sitting separately from his comrade, and writing characters

for dear life. These boxes resemble private boxes in our New York Opera

House, with the difference that they have no roofs above them, and

are open to the public gaze. Behind these fifteen boxes are seats for

twenty more reporters, to take the place of those in the boxes in turn.

Each reporter takes short-hand notes for a space of ten to fifteen

minutes time, and is then relieved by his colleague, waiting above him,

who steps into his place as the other retires to the Reporter's Room,

in the corridor, to write out his notes, and thence to take them to

the newspaper office, or else, if he chooses, he may send them by the

small boys waiting in the gallery, who are employed by the newspapers

at a salary of from eight to twelve British shillings a week to act

as messengers. Late at night, it is customary for the reporter who

has notes of a very important speech--which he desires to get to the

composing-rooms of his journal, to take a cab from the Palace Yard,

where there are dozens of them always waiting, and thus dash off to be

in time for the press. The _Times_ keeps thirteen reporters constantly

in the gallery during the session, and the _Standard_ as many more,

if I am not mistaken. These men are all expert short-hand reporters,

and receive from five to eight guineas per week, according to their

capability. There is also a man who remains late to get the gist of

what is said and done in debate, and from his notes he makes up a

clear and comprehensive summary for the morning edition. Then there is

the "leader-writer," "the editor" proper, and a "special reporter,"

who receive cards of admission to that part of the house under the

Reporter's Gallery, and consequently on the floor of the House behind

the Speaker's chair. This is a high favor, and only granted most

sparingly, and with discretion.

There are generally to be found about twenty reporters in the gallery,

but this number is greatly increased on a "field night," when it is

usual to find as many as thirty-five or forty journalists in the

gallery. From what I have seen of these parliamentary reporters they

seem to be very deliberate in their movements, and they do not allow

anything to hurry them. They are nearly all, however, very pleasant

gentlemen, and with few exceptions, men of experience and scholarly

attainments, two-thirds of them being men who have taken honors at

the universities, or at Harrow, Eton, or Rugby, and in not a few

instances they have begun life by taking minor orders in the church,

and having toyed with journalism for some time they were unable at

last to resist its feverish fascination. Some few of them are in the

Inns of Court--embryo barristers during the day, and at night they

practise short-hand, earn a respectable living, and gain experience

from England's chosen representatives up in their secluded nooks in

the gallery of the House. It was not always that the press and its

reporters had such privileges as they now possess in the House of

Commons.

[Sidenote: DR. JOHNSON TAKING NOTES.]

Before the administration of Sir Robert Walpole, there were no

satisfactory records of the debates in the House. The fierce contests

between Walpole, Windham, Pulteney, and others had, indeed, for some

time before 1740, attracted attention to the proceedings of the House,

and they had been regularly reported in a confused long-hand sort of

fashion every month in the _Gentleman's_ and _London Magazine_, the

former publication commencing the debates in January, 1731, the latter

in April, 1732, but no attempt can be said to have been made to convey

more than the substance of the speeches until that department of the

_Gentleman's Magazine_ was intrusted to gruff old Samuel Johnson, in

November, 1740. This is the commencement of the era of parliamentary

reporting in England. Short-hand, before that time is involved in

chaos, and it is doubtful if Johnson knew anything more than the

rudiments of the then crude system of stenography.

Indeed, Johnson appears to have given more of his own eloquence than of

what had actually been uttered in Parliament; but still, what he did

was, in all probability, only to substitute one kind of eloquence for

another--a better for a worse; or, it might be, sometimes, a worse for

a better--and therefore, on the whole, the speeches written by him,

though less true to the letter than those given by his predecessors,

may be received as a more living, and, as such, a truer representation

of the real debates than had ever before been produced.

He would not take the trouble to or be guilty of the absurdity of

expending his lofty rhetoric upon the version of a debate or speech

which had not really attracted attention by that quality, but I

suppose he reserved his strength for occasions on which those who had

heard, or heard of, the original oration, would look for something

more brilliant than usual. It was not, however, until after a long

and severe struggle, with a desperate fight at the close, that the

right of reporting the debates of Parliament was gained by the English

press of that day. It is only about one hundred and thirty years ago,

(in the old days of the Hanoverian and Pretender's troubles), since

anything spoken in the House was allowed to be printed until after the

session was dissolved. The House, in its wisdom, denounced any earlier

publication of the eloquence of the honorable members as a daring act

of illegality.

On the 13th of April, 1738, the House resolved "that it is an high

indignity to, and a notorious breach of the privilege of this House,

for any news matter or letters, or other papers, as minutes, or under

any other denomination, or for any printer or publisher of any printed

newspaper of any denomination to presume to insert in the said letters

or papers, or to give therein any account of, the debates or other

proceedings of this House, or any committee thereof, _as well during

the recess as the sitting of Parliament_, and that this House will

proceed with the utmost severity against such offenders." The House of

Commons, it is needless to say, has progressed somewhat since that day.

The monthly magazines, notwithstanding the resolution of the House,

still continued to print the debates, although for some time they took

the necessary precaution of indicating the speakers by fictitious

names, to which they furnished their readers with a key when the House

became dissolved. But it was not until the year 1771, nearly a century

ago, that the debates began to be given to the public day by day as

they occurred, and then the attempt gave rise to a contest between the

House and the newspapers, which occupied the House, to the exclusion of

all other business, for three weeks, when a committee was appointed,

whose report, when it was read two months after, suggested whether it

might not be expedient to order that the offending parties should be

taken into the custody of the Sergeant-at-Arms. Edmund Burke compared

the decision, in his own brilliant manner, to the resolution of the

bewildered convocation of mice,--that the cat, to prevent her doing

future destruction, should have a bell hung to her neck, but forgot to

say how the rash act was to be performed. Well, that is all past and

gone now, and the only complaint made in these busy days by members of

Parliament against the score of daily newspapers, published in London,

is that they err in not printing enough of the speeches to satisfy each

individual representative.

[Sidenote: THE CLERK OF THE HOUSE.]

I noticed that the majority of the parliamentary reporters in the

Gallery were considerably advanced in age, many of them wearing gray

hairs, and fully sixty per cent. of the whole number that I saw were

above forty years of age. Some of these gentlemen, by careful saving

and strict attention to their arduous professional duties, have amassed

comfortable competencies, and some of them own, in the environs of

the city, snug little houses, with snug little libraries, and in some

of them, I can certainly say, are to be found pleasant tables and

home-comforts rarely possessed by their brethren of the note-book and

pencil in America. There are, to be sure, many improvident ones in

London, as elsewhere, and here Bohemianism has a lower depth than it

ever was known to have in America, for it is here that the really

depraved and abandoned Bohemian confines himself exclusively to the

consumption of gin--raw and simple gin. A low London Bohemian is a

mere animal, and will beg a copper from you in the same breath that he

professes his willingness to translate a Greek tragedy--to oblige the

giver of the copper, or else he will favor you with an account of his

days at Oxford or Trinity, when he was a "first honor" man or a B.A.

But one thing I have not found as yet in London on the press, and that

is an illiterate or badly taught man, such as can be met with by the

score on the American press.

The House to-night is in a Committee of the Whole on the Scottish

Education bill. The Ministerial benches are pretty well filled, while

the Opposition benches, to the left of the Speaker's chair, are but

thinly populated. Fronting the Speaker's chair of state is a table

of polished mahogany, the surface of which is about ten feet wide by

fifteen feet long. Directly before the chair of the Right Honorable

Speaker are two low-seated chairs of less pretension, occupied by

the Clerk of the House of Commons, Sir Denis Le Marchant, and his

assistant, Sir Thomas Erskine May, K.C.B. The former is a smooth-faced

man, having the inevitable wig upon his head, which gives him a much

older appearance than his years would warrant. His shoulders are

enveloped in an ample black silk gown, and a blank book of large

dimensions is open before him upon whose leaves he is supposed to

enter the minutes of the House. This person has a magnificent suite

of apartments in a wing of the Parliament House, beside a very large

salary, and is as comfortably housed as if he belonged to the royal

blood of Britain. Sir Thomas Erskine May, K.C.B., seated upon his

left, is a clean-shaved gentleman in evening dress, who also has

apartments in the palace, and a good salary. He has nothing remarkable

about his person or manner, with the exception of a very drawling

voice and a hesitancy in announcing motions made by the members, or

in calling a division when the House so wills it. He is the author

of the continuation of Hallam's Constitutional History of England.

Beside these high officials there are four "Principal Clerks," one

of whom, like Sir Thomas May, enjoys the high dignity of a Knight

Companion of the Bath, &c. Then there are twelve "Assistant Clerks"

and twelve "Junior Clerks," with an "Accountant," an "Assistant

Accountant," a "Private Secretary to the Chairman of Ways and

Means;" a "Sergeant-at-Arms," who is a Lord; two "Deputy Sergeants;"

a "Chaplain," no less a man than Canon Merivale, the accomplished

Roman historian, who has the good sense to make his prayers at the

commencement of the proceedings very short; a "Secretary to the

Speaker;" a "Librarian," a poor cadet of the great overshadowing family

of Howard; an "Assistant Librarian," with an Irish name; two "Examiners

of Petitions for Private Bills," one of whom is Mr. R.D.F. Palgrave,

of whom Americans have heard, and finally a "Taxing Officer," beside

innumerable servants, of superfine bearing, correct evening dress, and

consummate self-possession. I asked one of these ponderous servants,

whom at first sight I took to be the "Juke of Linsther," as an Irish

reporter pronounced it, if he was not awed by the dignity of the house.

[Illustration: COULD YOU MAKE IT A TANNER?]

"Aw," said he, in a gracious manner, "you er, I preeszhume, en

Eemireken. This sawt of thing boaws me 'orrid; it does. I hev dun hit

for heit yeers. I wish they wud adjoan, and I wud go to my CLUB."

[Sidenote: THE SPEAKER AND HIS WIG.]

Timidly I offered this gorgeous being four-pence, expecting to be

rebuked in a dignified manner for my presumption by the personage who

talked so fluently of "'is club." He never turned around, but, gazing

steadily at the Speaker's chair, as if he was desirous of catching the

Right Honorable Gentleman's eye, thrust his hand behind him, counted

the pennies with his fingers, and said to the writer in a stage whisper:

"Would your 'onor pleese to make it a 'tanner'? We 'ave no perkisites

in the Commons, pleese." Let me here state that a "tanner" is the slang

term for sixpence, and a "bob" is a shilling among the London cockneys,

servants, bar-boys, and wild children of the thousand streets and lanes

of London.

When the House is in committee it is not the custom for the Speaker

to be present. When the House is in open session, then the Speaker is

arrayed in wig and gown, and he sits far back in the recesses of his

chair, like some dried-up mummy, so closely is he swathed and covered.

It is pretty hard work for a member to actually catch his eye, being

so muffled up as to defy recognition by a casual observer. Yet it is a

part and parcel of the British Constitution, that this Right Honorable

John Evelyn Dennison should be smothered in this huge box and gown and

wig on a warm August night like this. During committee proceedings the

Speaker may walk out, doff his wig and gown, and dine as he has done

to-night, and then come back, and finding the House still in committee,

he will seat himself in his chair without his legal vesture. I have

been in this House four nights, and this is the first time that I have

seen the Speaker's legs--palpably. He lolls back without any of that

reverence that I have heard so much of, as belonging to the Commons,

and he has at last gone to sleep, like Mr. Greeley under Dr. Chapin's

sermons. In the meantime, the bill, which has twenty-five clauses or

sections, is being canvassed and considered by the members who stream

in, now that the dinner hour has passed.

While the Speaker slumbers in a quiet way, the chief and assistant

clerks of the House conduct the business, the assistant taking up the

bill, and repeating as he reads each clause in detail: "It is moved,"

or "it is proposed that a substitute," or that the "word ---- instead

of ----," and so on, in soporific tones, for two long hours. A number

of people in the gallery are gently dozing, and visibly many of the

messengers are relapsing into a blissful repose.

The Speaker's table is covered with reports, large bound and gilt

volumes, books of reference, pamphlets, newspapers, costly ink-horns,

and other clerical paraphernalia of the state service. The huge gilded

mace of the Speaker, which lies on the further end of the table below

his chair, when the House is not in committee, is now pendant under

the table on a rack, to show that it is not an open session for the

introduction of new measures or for the making of set speeches.

[Illustration: THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE.]

Out of six hundred and seventy or eighty members of the House, there

are not present to-night more than one hundred and fifty. Many of the

remaining members are scattered all over the Continent in nooks and

corners. A large number may be found on the Parisian boulevards; some

are at Fontainebleau; some in the Pyrenees, swallowing chalybeate

waters; many are yachting in the Mediterranean, or wasting their time

with the peasant girls in Isles of the Greek Archipelago; not a few are

off at the races at Goodwood or Brighton; some are at Rome, burning,

fuming, and cursing the garlic and salads; dozens of them are at

Constantinople, at St. Petersburg, or climbing the Alps out of a sheer

love of danger and the reckless fondness of physical excitement inborn

in the Englishman; and probably as many as could be numbered on the

fingers of the hand are scattered over the American Continent in search

of novelty. There are also a number of City members absent, in their

out-of-town residences, compelled to forego forensic honors, at the

command of wife and daughters who are packing and poking preparatory to

a flight to the Rhine and Germany. The ministerial benches show a good

front for the late season; first, because the government has a great

deal of unfinished business on its hands, which must be transacted

before Parliament is closed; and secondly, because the exertions of the

government whip have been most arduous in hunting up Mr. Gladstone's

supporters, and compelling them to remain in their seats, while there

is work to be done by them.

[Sidenote: DIGNITY OF THE HOUSE.]

With a great number of Americans, that have not visited England,

there is in some way or another an abiding impression that the House

of Commons is the most stately and dignified legislative body in the

world. To be disabused of this notion it is only necessary for an

American to sit during a night session in the gallery of the House,

with a proviso that he has been a visitor at some time or another to

the Senate Chamber or the House of Representatives at Washington. When

a member of this House rises to claim the attention of the Speaker,

it is common to find half a dozen of his fellow members rising also

with him for the same purpose. A member of the government gets on his

honorable legs with his face turned toward the Speaker. If on the

lower bench, he will walk a little forward to the table, and if he is

accustomed to speak from notes, it is more than possible that he will

lay one hand on the table and with the other turn the leaves of his

manuscript. If he speaks extemporaneously, he will probably lean in a

lounging position forward, his two hands resting on the Speaker's table.

Many of the members who are best known to the public have this fashion,

and it is most unpleasant to hear them drawl forth sentence after

sentence as if they were dragged from their honorable throats by sheer

force. It has often been reported by English writers that American

legislators have a bad fashion of elevating their legs and laying back

in an irreverent attitude while listening to a debate. Also, that they

expectorate freely. Well, I have seen the most distinguished statesman

at present in England--I mean Mr. Gladstone--lounge and disperse his

limbs, while within ten feet of the Speaker, in a fashion that would

bring shouts of laughter from a crowded theatre, were the same thing

done in a farce or low comedy.

Each member of the Commons, as he walks into the House, to-night, has

his hat on his head. As he passes the Speaker's chair, he doffs it

for an instant, but when he takes his seat the hat is replaced upon

his head as before. As a general thing, a member who speaks without

notes, addresses the Speaker, with his hat in one hand. They all seem

to conclude whatever remarks they have to make with a jerk, and as

soon as they sit down the hat is again replaced, or rather slapped on

the head, with a vehement motion that seems impelled by some hidden

mechanical power. Then they have a fashion of lounging in and out in

a free-and-easy way during debate, that is highly suggestive of a

bar-room in a frontier town.

There is rarely, or never--in the House of Commons--an exhibition of

the nervous, impassioned speaking which may be heard all over America

or in the Corps Legislatif. When there is a clear or telling speech

made, (as far as the manner of delivery goes,)--mind, I do not speak of

its effect practically--or if the eloquence is of a florid description,

it will be surely spoken by one of the one hundred and five Irish

members. Certainly, when Whalley or Newdegate get on their legs, to

smash the Pope or to recount horrible but dramatic stories about

the mysteries and child massacres of convents, there is no lack of

vehemence and buncombe. But this style of oratory is confined to a few

of the members who have hobbies to ride, and who cannot be driven from

them even at the point of the bayonet.

[Sidenote: AMBASSADOR LAYARD.]

Physically speaking, a majority of the members are gallant-looking

fellows, and they are all dressed simply, but with the taste always

observed by a gentleman in the selection of articles of clothing. A

small number of them wear white beaver hats, and their trowsers are cut

widely at the bottom in the now prevailing fashion. With the exception

of a few of the younger and more fashionable members, who frequent

the race-courses, the Opera,--go to hear Schneider, lounge into the

Cremorne after eleven o'clock at night, or frequent the society of such

famous demi-reps as "Mabel Grey," "Baby Hamilton," "Baby Thornell," or

other women who have beggared and ruined hundreds of those young men

about town who have a disposition to be fast, there is a total absence

of showy or loud colors in their apparel. A great many of the "fast"

young men attend the session--occasionally--for the sake of common

decency, or because their constituencies compel it, as in the case of

a City borough the other day, where a member was rebuked by a public

resolution of condemnation and asked to resign, for absence from his

seat. Younger sons of noble lords look upon the House of Commons as

a necessary evil, which must be "done," like an occasional visit to

church, or to Richmond, or Greenwich, to eat fish.

As the members come in one by one and take their places on the benches,

I find opportunities to observe and note their peculiarities and looks.

That gentleman who comes in so slowly and so quietly, dressed in dark

clothes, and having a head, whiskers, and general resemblance to our

Longfellow, is the Right Honorable Austin H. Layard, Commissioner of

Public Works, one of the Ministers, but not a member of the Cabinet,

and lately appointed English Ambassador to Spain. You would take him

for a literary man or a thinker, anywhere, by reason of his long,

flowing, white hair and thoughtful look. Mr. Layard is the author of

the celebrated book on Nineveh. He receives attention in the House

always when he rises to speak of Eastern affairs. He was at one time an

attache of the English embassy to the Porte, and was Under Secretary

for Foreign Affairs in the administration of Earl Granville. Mr. Layard

has the reputation of being rather hot tempered in debate, and at one

time he earned the ill-will of the aristocratic faction in the House

by his persevering liberalism, but at present he is popular enough, and

no one can look at his bright dark-blue eye and general appearance,

without feeling that he is in the presence of a man who possesses a

considerate and calmly philosophical spirit, broken at times by a

sudden flash of the scholar's enthusiasm.

That gentleman with the exquisitely carved face and very red hair, with

a slight dimple in his chin, and clear, frank eyes, is the Secretary

of State for War, the Right Honorable Edward Cardwell, M.P. for Oxford

City, and an old follower of Sir Robert Peel. He has in his time held

various offices of trust under different administrations, and in June,

1866, when the forces of Col. William R. Roberts, President of the

Fenian Brotherhood, invaded the Canadas, Mr. Cardwell, as Secretary

for the Colonies, had his hands full of a rather difficult business,

which he managed as well as the very annoying circumstances--for a

British Crown Minister--would permit. I like to hear Mr. Cardwell

speak. He is always ready, yet deliberate, and with these qualities he

possesses a happy and easy manner in argument. The most difficult job

of Mr. Cardwell's life was the management of the Governor Eyre-Jamaica

business, which at its crisis covered the English administration with

shame and ignominy. Mr. Cardwell had, while at Oxford, a very good

reputation, which he has not as yet contradicted by his course in

Parliament, of which body he was returned as a member as early as 1842.

Thackeray once ran against him and was defeated.

[Sidenote: LORNE AND CHILDERS.]

That really handsome young gentleman, who is said to have the

best-shaped leg in the House, as well as the friendship of the

most charming female members of the aristocracy, as he certainly

is the owner of a most beautiful head of hair, of the hue of a new

guinea, such as is seen in Carlo Dolce's Virgins--is the member for

Argyllshire, the Marquis of Lorne, heir presumptive to George Douglas

Campbell, eighth Duke of Argyll, the Liberal Secretary of State for

India in the Gladstone Cabinet, a Privy Counsellor, and a Knight of the

Thistle. The young marquis, at twenty-five, has the face and skin of a

maiden of twenty, and I could not but observe that his trowsers were of

a fashion superior to any other known trowsers in the House of Commons.

I do not know whether the handsome Marquis inherits the Covenanting

piety of the Argyll-Campbells, his ancestors; but he bears a wonderful

resemblance to his father, the Duke, and among the frescoes in the

corridors of the House there is one by Copely, entitled the "Sleep of

Argyll," and I was astonished to notice the strong likeness of the

young Marquis--who passed the fresco at the moment--to the face of his

illustrious ancestor of two hundred years ago, as it was depicted by

the artist--lying on a prison pallet. The Marquis of Lorne, while I

was in the gallery, sat behind Mr. Gladstone, on an upper bench, as a

Liberal, like his father who sits in the Lords. When the hereditary

Campbell got up on his well-shaped legs to speak as a Scotch member on

the Parochial Schools bill, he did it quietly, and in a clear, musical

voice, that seemed to attract attention.

The Marquis of Lorne has a very ready delivery, though he is not as yet

of great account in debate, and he is I believe, from all reports, a

marvelously proper young man, compelled to exist upon about £25,000 a

year, which amount will be largely augmented when the present Duke is

committed to the family vaults.

That big, bulky six-footer, of great shoulders and massive limb,

wearing tightly fitting clothes, his forehead overshadowed with dark,

reddish-brown hair, and his whole manner indicative of pluck and a

contest against life-long odds, is the Right Honorable H.C.E. Childers,

member for Pontefract, and First Lord of the Admiralty, an office that

in England somewhat resembles the position of Secretary of the Navy of

the United States, having this difference only--that the First Lord,

while in his place on the Treasury or Cabinet benches in the House of

Commons, is compelled to reply to all attacks on the management of the

Navy, and to defend the expenditure and estimates of that department.

He is now giving facts from a pamphlet which he holds in one hand,

while he rests his body on his other hand across the table in a

negligent manner, as if he were more used to roughing it in the bush

than supporting a minister by a recapitulation of dreary statistics in

the House.

Mr. Childers was at one time, I believe, a fellow-member with Mr.

Robert Lowe, of the Parliament of Victoria, after both of them had

exiled themselves voluntarily to the antipodes. Mr. Childers only

became a member of the House in 1860, and his rise to eminence was

achieved with more than American rapidity, in a country where it is a

cardinal principle that a man should not receive emolument, honor, or

position, until he has grown the gray hair of sixty years.

Mr. Childers is the chairman and director also of at least threescore

of corporations and foundations of charity of one kind or another, and

is said to be very good in figures--a necessary gift in a Lord of the

Admiralty. If his mind is half as big as his whiskers, he is certainly

a genius. The hard work of defending the Gladstone administration in

detail is usually given to Mr. Childers, to W.E. Foster, M.P. for

Bradford, or to Mr. Bruce, the Home Secretary. In all Irish matters,

Mr. Chichester Fortescue, the Chief Secretary for Ireland, is expected

to stand by his leader, Mr. Gladstone, and he has been of great service

to him in the Irish Land Bill legislative measures. Mr. Childers, like

the young Marquis of Lorne, is a Trinity College, Cambridge, man, but

not an Eton boy like the former.

[Illustration: FIRST LORD OF THE ADMIRALTY.]

The next noticeable person on the ministerial bench, and by all

acknowledged to be one of the ablest men in Parliament, is the Right

Honorable Robert Lowe, member for London University, an Oxford man, and

son of a Church of England clergyman. London University, which Mr. Lowe

represents, is the most liberal educational institution in England, and

grants University degrees to students, irrespective of their religious

belief. A short time ago the Queen opened the new London University

buildings, which are, I believe, unequaled in the metropolis for beauty

of design and commodious comfort. Mr. Lowe is now in his fiftieth

year, and is a member of the Gladstone Cabinet, and Chancellor of the

Exchequer--the office formerly held by his illustrious chief, and one

of the greatest trust and responsibility in England.

[Sidenote: THE SATIRICAL LOWE.]

As an orator Lowe has few equals, and stands in the following order

of precedence: Gladstone,--Bright,--Disraeli,--Lowe,--according to

the best judges. By many he is said to be superior to Disraeli in

satirical power, although not his equal in vehement philippic, and

not a few consider him equal in logical force to Bright. Yet, with

all his ability and power, he is one of the best-hated public men in

all England, and this is said to be the result of his unfortunate

proclivity for satire, and for a certain unpleasant gruffness, that,

spite of his education and inward natural courtesy, will break out, and

in a minute demolish the labor of a year of statesmanship. I might call

Mr. Lowe a pure-blooded Albino, as he is first noticeable by his bushy

white eyebrows, white hair of great length, and rather pinkish eye-lids.

He has a positive, firm chin, a clear eye, and, from the abutment

of his nostril to the corner of his lower lip on either side deep

ridges extend, giving him in that part of the face the look of a _bon

vivant_. The eye is very steady, and looks at a stranger of doubtful

appearance with a sneering way that seems to say: "I have to be

polite; but if I choose to think you an idiot, it is my own business."

The ears are large, and seem to be buttoned back, as if ready for a

row on the slightest provocation. Mr. Lowe is quite near-sighted,

and it is said that to this defect he owed his release from holy

orders, having studied for the Church at University College, Oxford.

He certainly would have made a very unpleasant sort of a clergyman

for some of the lax and rather immoral public men who illuminate the

House occasionally. He is a man of many edges, bristling all over

with sharp and hard angles, and is in every way an aggressive person.

Lord Palmerston, who was with every other member of the House--on the

footing of a jolly good fellow, could never be brought to like Robert

Lowe. Lowe never laughed at the veteran Premier's jokes.

Mr. Lowe owes his first important advancement from an ordinary station

in life to the fact that when he returned to England from Sydney, he

had the good fortune to contribute a smashing article to the _Times_,

and since that time Mr. Lowe, it is understood, has been a regular

outside contributor of that journal, with great good luck to back him.

Mr. Lowe has also the reputation of being a very quick and facile

"leader" writer upon the topics with which he is best acquainted.

[Illustration: ROBERT E. LOWE.]

Mr. Lowe once had his head well smashed by the roughs at an election

row, and it is said that the memory of it has stuck to him ever since,

like the caning of Charles Sumner by Preston Brooks, and, like that

episode, it has served to keep old fires burning. In the memorable

debates of 1866, upon the suffrage question, Mr. Lowe shone with his

greatest force. With such rivals as Bright, Disraeli, Gladstone, Hardy,

and Milner Gibson, it was no joke to keep on the top of the tide,

but Lowe never faltered in his career. The more pitiless were his

adversaries in argument, the more pitiless became Robert Lowe.

[Sidenote: THE MARQUIS OF HARTINGTON.]

The fancy, the vigor, the antithesis, the irony, wit, force, energetic

subtlety, and strength of his speeches during that stormy session of

1866, are not likely to be forgotten soon, by friend or adversary, in

the House of Commons. Lowe is, I believe, the only instance of a man

who has at one and the same time a dimpled chin and a bad temper.

That mild-looking, dark-faced man, with neat attire and jeweled

fingers, who comes in almost stealthily from behind the Speaker's

chair, and takes his seat upon the Ministerial Bench, is Goschen,

who represents London, and is a member of the Cabinet, President

of the Poor Law Board, and son of a Leipsic bookseller of moderate

circumstances.

Mr. Goschen is evidently of Jewish origin, and his rise to power has

been speedy. He is still a young man--of polished manners, and more

than any other member in Parliament represents the moneyed interests

of the great city for which he sits. He is a Rugby and Oriel College

man, and was at one time Vice-President of the Board of Trade, and

afterwards Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster. Yet he is scarcely

developing the statesmanlike power which was predicted for him by

his friends who had watched his career as a Director in the Bank of

England, and as the author of essays and treatises on some topics of

political economy.

The middle-sized gentleman, inclined to baldness, wearing a brown

coat and a mixed trousers, with straps at the bottom of the latter,

and who has a slight fringe of whiskers and a round bright eye, is no

less a personage than the Marquis of Hartington, Postmaster-General, a

member of the Cabinet, heir presumptive to the Dukedom of Devonshire,

the Earldom of Burlington, Baron Cavendish in Derbyshire and Baron

Cavendish in York, chiefly celebrated for his advocacy of the

Confederacy in Parliament, and a man of not exceedingly great calibre

as a debater or thinker; but from the possessions which he will one

day inherit in this broad and merry England, a man of most decided

influence and power. He has for his family motto, "Secure in Caution,"

and generally sticks to it in the House.

In his young days, it is hinted that the Marquis of Hartington was in

the habit of going home very late with his night key in his coat-tail

pocket, and at one time it is said that the notorious "Skittles,"

(since dead,) had emblazoned on her handsome brougham--presented her

by the Marquis--the crest of the now steady and religiously inclined

Postmaster-General of Great Britain. He is just now conversing with a

tall, black-whiskered man, of sharp features and equally sharp accent,

in drab clothing. This is George Armistead, M.P. for Dundee, formerly a

Russia merchant, and said to be a good man on committees.

A medium-sized, dark-faced, and portly person in black clothes walks

in slowly by the Speaker and seats himself, with his hat bent forward

over his eyes, and having a book, whose leaves he is cutting, in his

hand. This is Alexander James Beresford-Hope, one of the two M.P.'s for

Cambridge University--the other being the Right Hon. Spencer Horatio

Walpole, whose mother was Countess of Egmont.

Mr. Beresford-Hope is part proprietor of that well known weekly

and satirical journal, the _Saturday Review_, and is or has been

a writer for the same sheet. During the Civil War in America, Mr.

Beresford-Hope spoke early and often in support of the Confederacy

while in Parliament, and also wrote a book favoring Jefferson Davis

and his cause. In this course he had no more ardent colleague than the

gentleman who now approaches him with his head moving from right to

left, in a nervous fashion--I mean William Henry Gregory, member for

Galway.

[Sidenote: PEERS IN THE GALLERY.]

Mr. Hope is no doubt a good liver, and is a member of the Carlton,

Athenæum, University, Oxford and Cambridge, and New University Clubs,

where, possibly, he has a great opportunity to study cookery as a fine

art. His fellow member from Cambridge, who stands toying with his watch

chain and drumming on the floor, bears the imposing name of Spencer

Walpole, and has no decided individuality in the House. Both Hope

and Walpole are Conservatives, and are sadly shocked at the continued

majorities of Mr. Gladstone.

The man just now speaking from notes is Lieutenant-Colonel Sir Robert

Anstruther, of the Grenadier Guards, member for Fifeshire, a Harrow

man, and an earnest liberal of the Scotch stamp.

The little old man in evening dress, pale face, and having a circle

of white beard around his throat, who is playing with his fingers

nervously, is The O'Conor Don, member for Roscommon, who is looked up

to by all the Irish members.

The slender young gentleman, not yet in his twenty-fifth year, and

very fashionably dressed, leaning up against the back of the Speaker's

chair in conversation, is Henry George, Earl Percy, son of the Duke of

Northumberland, who married the eldest daughter of the Duke of Argyll,

and will one day be the proprietor of the second proudest title in

England as well as of half a dozen castles, a score of manors, and

three or four baronies. This young man was sent to the House of Commons

by his father, the Duke of Northumberland, as a Conservative, but it

is rarely that he takes the trouble to open his lips in debate. He has

a very great reputation for driving tandem, and is known to be a judge

of boquets and claret--young as he is as a legislator in the House of

Commons--but he bears a good reputation, and has not done anything to

dishonor the proud name of Percy as yet.

That young gentleman with the pointed yellow moustache and goatee of

the Vandyke type, is Sir David Wedderburn, of an old Scotch family,

and quite an active working young member of the opposition when led

by Disraeli. Very often the peers of the Upper House may be found in

the Commons, from motives of curiosity or to get intelligence of the

birth of new bills before they are sent to the Upper House. They have a

gallery of their own, these peers, and hardly ever trouble the floor of

the House.

Occasionally a prelate of the English Established Church may be found

in the Peers' Gallery of the House of Commons, listening to the

debates, and to-night there are two bishops in the gallery, one of

whom is Dr. Fraser, Bishop of Manchester, who is said to be the most

practical minded prelate in England. Dr. Fraser has a well outlined

face and a very compact head, with a clear, firm eye. He is big with a

scheme for the education of the working classes, and looks to be deeply

interested in the debate. His companion is the Bishop of Peterborough,

who is acknowledged to be the ablest speaker and clearest thinker in

the English Episcopate. Viscount Bury is now on his legs. The Viscount

is of all the speakers I have heard, the very dullest. He reads from

notes which he takes page for page from his hat, and I am certain

that I never listened to such a dreadful monotone as his voice. The

Viscount dresses plainly, and yet he has a Dundreary look, the light

side whiskers which he wears giving him an affected appearance. The

Viscountess Bury is a daughter of Sir Allan McNab, and in her younger

days was a celebrated beauty, and was a toast in fashionable society.

That young gentleman with the slight, downy moustache and gloriously

handsome face, leaning over the side of the Peers' Gallery, is the

Marquis of Huntley, a member of the House of Lords, and is the first

Marquis in rank of the Scottish peerage. He is only twenty-three years

of age, and was married a short time since in Westminster Abbey, the

Prince of Wales acting as his best man, and all the notabilities of the

court attending. The old, soldierly-looking man who is conversing with

him and having a white rose in his button-hole, whose hair is cropped

quite close, is the Earl of Fingall, who was formerly an officer in the

8th Hussars, and a hero of the Crimean war.

[Sidenote: LORD STANLEY AND THE O'DONOGHUE.]

The medium sized gentleman with the thoroughly English face, wavy hair,

and plain and unostentatious attire, who passes behind the Speaker's

Chair for a moment, and then whispers to that awful dignitary, is the

Duke of Richmond, the leader of the Conservative party in the House

of Lords. The Duke is quite popular in England, and has a magnificent

park and castle at Goodwood, where a race takes place every year, for

a prize called the "Goodwood Cup." Under the administration of Mr.

Disraeli the Duke held the position now occupied by John Bright, who is

President of the Board of Trade.

There was for some time a warm rivalry between the Duke of Richmond,

Lord Cairns, and the Marquis of Salisbury, as to which of the three

should lead in the House of Lords, and at one time, I believe after the

death of the lion-like Earl of Derby, Lord Cairns, who used to be an

Irish lawyer before he was ennobled, had the best chance from his great

ability, but the high position and family of the Duke carried the day.

That plain looking man who with a slight inclination to the Speaker

and doffing his hat, passes out to the Division Lobby, is Lord

Stanley--now Earl Derby, since the death of his father. Lord Stanley,

who is now in the House of Lords, was one of the ablest members of

the House of Commons, a forcible debater, a logical reasoner, and a

thorough gentleman in all respects. Lord Stanley entered political

life very early, and has filled various offices of trust, being

successively--Under Secretary of Foreign affairs in 1852; Secretary

for the Colonies in 1858; Secretary of State for India in 1858-9, and

Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs in 1866-8.

The tall, dark-haired and handsome looking member who has followed

Viscount Bury in debate, and who speaks so fluently without notes,

and whose language and gestures are not without a certain grace and

elegance, is The O'Donoghue member from Tralee, who was going to

marry an Earl's daughter in order to pay his debts--but didn't. The

O'Donoghue challenged Sir Robert Peel to fight a duel a few years ago,

having been offended by some unparliamentary language of Peel's in

the House, but the latter backed out of the row in a very undignified

manner.

Lord Stanley having forgot something, comes back to find it, and

searches the bench behind the spot where The O'Donoghue is speaking

from, which rather confuses the Irish orator a little--but Lord Stanley

apologises at once. By the way, Earl Derby is said to be engaged to

the Marchioness of Salisbury, whose husband died a year ago. This

will be a late marriage for both parties, the intended bride being

forty-six years of age with five children, the youngest of whom is a

daughter twenty-two years of age, while Earl Derby is forty-four years

of age, and very common-place and prosaic in his domestic habits. The

Marchioness is, I believe, a daughter of Earl De La Warr.

Three men now enter the House and take seats--two in the galleries,

who are soon joined by a third. This last man is the richest noble

in England. He is an old man on the brink of the grave, and yet he

could buy up a dozen of the members of Parliament who are fuming and

fidgeting below in the freshness of good health. It is the Marquis

of Westminster, who owns half of the borough from which he takes his

title, and his income I have been told is something like four hundred

thousand pounds a year. The Marquis is very charitable, and has

spent over £100,000 in erecting model tenements for poor people in

London. Beside the title of Marquis, he also bears that of Sir Richard

Grosvenor, which is supposed to be derived from the French of Gros

Veneur--"Great Huntsman,"--some of the ancestors of the family having

acted in that capacity to the Norman Dukes at a remote period.

The other gentlemen are Earl Spencer, the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland,

a big man with a big head, a big whisker and a big look in the face,

wearing a big tweed coat; and the Hon. Robert Wellesley Grosvenor, one

of the members for Westminster, a Captain in the 1st Life Guards, and

belonging to the family of the old Marquis of Westminster. He has for

his colleague who now takes his seat, William Henry Smith, the other

member for Westminster, who owns the largest news agency in the world,

at No. 186 Strand.

[Illustration: GLADSTONE SPEAKING IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS.]

And now the Premier is on his legs at last. I had heard of Gladstone

so often that I was curious to hear his voice and look upon his face.

Imagine a tall man, six feet in his stockings, with a massive head, a

good strong body, sparse side whiskers just whitening with years, a

pair of dark eyes, deep as an abyss, with the thoughts and struggles of

a mighty spirit welling up--firm lips and cavernous eyebrows, a massive

and persistent under jaw, the lines of the face strongly marked

and indicating by their rigidness the conflict that has been going

on inwardly for years, and dress that figure up in deep black upper

garments and mixed trousers, and you have something like the Premier

of Great Britain as I saw him in his seat on the end of the Treasury

benches in Parliament. One leg is thrown over another in a negligent

and thoughtful attitude, the head being bowed forward on the breast,

while every few minutes he raises his eyes with a wonderful mystery

glittering in them, to the face of the member who has the floor, as

if he were taking the mental measurement of the speaker. The face

represents a fierce enthusiasm which can kindle into great deeds, or

express with a glance great thoughts.

[Sidenote: MR. GLADSTONE'S EARLY LIFE.]

This wonderful man started in life as a High Churchman and Tory,

believing that all bishops should know Greek and acknowledge the

Apostolic Succession, and now he is an advanced Liberal, but opposes

woman's suffrage as a dangerous measure. In religion Gladstone sticks

to his Oxford teachings, and this is best proved by his Episcopal

appointments, nearly all of whom are High Churchmen.

How grandly the sentences roll from the lips of the scholarly Premier,

as he stands up to reply to some attack on the administration. Every

sentence is rounded, full, concise, and flowing, and every phrase

seems chosen with elegance. He is a marvelously brilliant speaker,

but it is better to hear him than to read his speeches, which though

perfect literary compositions, are yet, in type, brilliant and dry

abstractions, while the contrary may be said of Bright's speeches,

whose productions sound better in a report than they do when they are

delivered.

And now he has done, and sits down, slamming his hat on his head, and

reclining back, with his eyes glued on his shirt bosom; and from the

Opposition benches at the other side of the House, a tall, massive

figure, which is radiant with jewelry and surmounted by a poll of black

curly hair, rises to answer Mr. Gladstone. The face is corrugated,

the nose like an eagle's beak--curved--like those on Roman coins, or

just such a nose as Titus encountered by the thousand, under piercing,

almond-shaped black eyes, in the Court of the Holy of Holies, when the

Chosen People fell in heaps behind their shields, only glad to die for

Jerusalem.

Yes, here is one of that same wonderful, plucky race, which has

survived hundreds of years' of war, pestilence, famine, persecution,

and contumely, and now finds its best representative in Benjamin

Disraeli, the author of "Tancred," "Coningsby," "Henrietta Temple,"

and "Lothair," that book of books. This is the same Jew whom

O'Connell thundered at thirty years ago, and whom he denounced as the

lineal descendant of the impenitent thief who died upon the Cross.

Thirty-three years ago this man entered Parliament and made his maiden

speech, or attempted to make it,--as a member from Maidstone. The

crowded House laughed at him that night,--men who were used to Canning,

and Henry Brougham; to that consummate orator, Daniel O'Connell, and to

the brilliant fireworks of Richard Lalor Sheil,--laughed at the young

member with the Jewish beak and profile, and he sat down discomfited,

but not beaten, crying out to the House, which was indulging in

cock-crowing and geese-cackling at his expense, "You will not hear me

now, but you shall hear me yet."

He is an older man now, and success in everything he has attempted,

such as has never been given to any living man but Louis Napoleon,

has rewarded his efforts. Hear how he dashes into Gladstone's

eloquent sentences with his biting, withering words of sarcasm,--how

he overthrows the airy edifice which the Liberals were just now

contemplating,--listen to the fiery words of this master of wit and

trenchant, cutting invective--invective that spares no feeling or

cherished opinion, but bares the breast of the Minister like the

surgeon's hand to plunge still deeper the scalpel in the roots of the

wound.

Now he has done, and he sits down, and members crowd around him and

congratulate him, but he receives their incense with a wearied,

indifferent air, that seems to say, "I have been Premier myself, and I

think it to be a small place for a man of ability."

[Sidenote: DANIEL O'CONNELL.]

And so the night passes on in the House, member after member getting

upon his honorable legs, and the small hours come on apace, and the

small talk continues, and the Speaker comes in and goes out, yet still

the House remains in Committee--a very wearisome night it is, and hot

and close in the galleries, and many sleep the sleep of exhaustion in

the legislative arena--while off in green fields and on grassy meads,

by lakes and rivers, the dew falls heavily, and the English Moon shines

with a soft light all over the broad land.

It is amusing to see the Speaker of the House settle a point of order

when members become obstreperous, with his little cocked hat in his

hand, or to see him reprimand a member who crosses the horizon of a

member who is addressing the House. This last offence is considered

a great breach of etiquette, and the Speaker always instructs the

offender that he should have made a tour around the House to avoid

giving offence to the orator. Sometimes a tired member will notice that

there is not a sufficient number of members in the House to transact

business, and if he wishes to escape a threatened monstrous debate, he

must notify the Speaker that there is not a quorum present. Perhaps the

Speaker may desire to rush some business through, and he will therefore

have to be notified several times before he will take warning to count

the members, which he does at last with slow reluctance.

It has been the privilege of any member (from time immemorial,) to

inform the Speaker that there are strangers in the gallery, meaning

ladies, reporters, or any one who is not a member of Parliament. When

so notified, the Speaker, by this musty old rule, is compelled to order

the strangers to leave the House. Thirty years ago Daniel O'Connell

quarreled with the London _Times_, and that paper in revenge would not

print his speeches. O'Connell determined to be even with the journal,

and whenever he saw a _Times'_ reporter in the gallery, he would cry

out, "Mr. Speaker, I beg to call your attention to the fact that

there are strangers in the gallery." Then the Speaker would order the

galleries cleared, and the _Times'_ reporters had to take their note

books and march off disgusted. It was not long before the _Times_ gave

in and stopped the fight, and O'Connell's speeches were reported with

fidelity. This has always been regarded as a joke of O'Connell's, but I

see that lately a Scotch member named Craufurd, who represents the town

of Ayr, and is also editor of the _Legal Examiner_, has been putting

O'Connell's joke in practice.

Miss Florence Nightingale, Miss Lydia Beckett, and Miss Harriett

Martineau, as well as many other well known ladies, have been for

some time working with great zeal for the repeal of the act which

licenses prostitution in garrison towns. Many members of the House are

opposed to the repeal of the act, and consequently when the question

of repealing it came up in the House, and just as the debate had

opened, the member for Ayr, Mr. Craufurd, rose and said, "Mr. Speaker,

I beg to call your attention to the fact that there are strangers in

the gallery," pointing to the gallery where a few ladies had placed

themselves, for the purpose of hearing a question of so much moment to

their sex, discussed. The Speaker and many members urged Mr. Craufurd

not to look that way, and to permit the obnoxious persons to stay where

they were; but with Scotch obstinacy he insisted, and Mr. Bouverie

upheld him in it, saying, "I believe it is an undoubted rule of the

House, sir, that if an honorable member does notice the presence of

strangers, the galleries are cleared." Accordingly they were cleared;

the reporters, as well as the ladies, were put out, and then the debate

went on for several hours. At the close of this, the Prime minister,

Mr. Gladstone, got up and lectured Mr. Craufurd for his ill-timed

modesty, telling him that the feeling of the whole House was against

him. The debate was therefore adjourned, by a strong vote of 229 to 88,

to come up again in the presence of reporters, and most likely, of such

strangers of either sex as may choose to come in.

[Sidenote: DUCAL HOUSES.]

The House of Lords is the Upper House of Parliament; in England all

bills that are born in the Commons have to be confirmed by the Lords

and signed by the Queen, before they become part of the statutory law

of the land. There are about four hundred of these legislators in the

House of Peers, for it must be understood that every nobleman does not

sit by right in the House of Lords. In many families the privilege is

hereditary, and generation after generation a family is represented by

the oldest son, who, on the death of his father, takes the seat made

vacant in the Lords. The highest rank of nobility in England is that of

Duke. There are eighteen nobles who enjoy the Ducal dignity in England,

two in Ireland, and six in Scotland. They are as follows:

English Dukes.--Norfolk, Somerset, Richmond and Lennox, Grafton,

Beaufort, St. Albans, Leeds, Bedford, Devonshire, Marlborough, Rutland,

Manchester, Newcastle, Northumberland, Wellington, Buckingham and

Chandos, Sutherland, and Cleveland.

Irish Dukes.--Leinster, Abercorn.

Scotch Dukes.--Hamilton and Brandon, Buccleuch, Argyll, Athole,

Montrose, and Roxburghe.

There is only one Duchess in her own right--the Duchess of Inverness,

which is a Scotch title. On state occasions Dukes wear velvet robes and

ducal caps of state, with strawberry leaves in gold.

A stranger addressing one of these Dukes, has to begin his letter as

follows:

"My Lord Duke, may it please your Grace." And in state proceedings a

Duke is styled "High, Puissant, and Noble Prince." There are Dukes

and Dukes. Dukes of the royal blood are still higher in rank than the

noble Dukes. The eldest son of the reigning monarch always bears the

title of "Prince of Wales." The eldest daughter is called the "Princess

Royal." This princess is married to the Crown Prince of Prussia. These

two dignitaries, according to court etiquette, are served by the

attendants, when at table, on bended knees with uncovered heads. Those

admitted to kiss their hands must also kneel. In the House of Lords,

when the Queen is present, the Prince of Wales, as heir apparent, sits

on the right hand of Her Majesty, while Prince Albert always sat on her

left hand. The younger sons of the Queen, when they are Peers, sit on

the left hand of the throne, but after the father dies, they sit below

the Wool Sack, (a huge fiery red bed-tick full of wool, on which the

Lord Chancellor takes it easy when the Lords are in session,) on the

bench assigned to the other Dukes.

The Prince of Wales, when on his throne, wears a robe of ermine, a

cape of ermine, and a red velvet cap, with a gold tassel over a gold

crown, ornamented with pearls. The younger sons and daughters have no

diamonds, pearls, or crosses surmounting their diadems--unlike the

Prince of Wales.

The three highest subjects after the Queen and the Royal Family in

England, are: First, The Lord Archbishop of Canterbury. Second, The

Lord High Chancellor of England. Third, The Lord Archbishop of York.

The Archbishop of Canterbury, who is Primate of England, is styled in

public documents, and he also writes himself, "The most Reverend Father

in God, the Lord Archbishop of Canterbury, by Divine Providence." The

Archbishop of York signs himself, "By Divine Permission," as do all the

other Bishops. There are only two Ecclesiastical Provinces in England,

those of York and Canterbury, and two Archbishops. In the House of

Lords the Archbishops and Bishops, (excepting the Irish Bishops now

disfranchised,) sit as Spiritual Peers, and the two Archbishops wear

Ducal Coronets--the Bishops wearing fillets of gold on their heads,

with pearls and jewels. The Bishop of Sodor and Man, and the junior

Bishops have no seats in the House of Lords. A Bishop ranks next to a

Viscount. The nobility of Great Britain own three-fifths of the landed

property of the Kingdom, while starvation and want run riot in the land.

England is studded with parks, villas, castles, game preserves, rabbit

warrens, trout streams and deer parks, all of which are held by right

of primogeniture. No poor man can enter these beautiful ancestral

domains, and the severest penal punishments are meted out to those poor

wretches who dare to infringe on the game laws.

The English nobility are not cowardly or treacherous, but many of the

younger members are very corrupt, extravagant, and reckless, and no

doubt in time their order will pass away, for they are out of place in

this century.

[Sidenote: PRIVILEGES OF THE PEERS.]

England has nineteen Dukes, seventeen Marquises, one hundred and

three Earls, one Countess (widow of an Earl), nineteen Viscounts, one

Viscountess, and one hundred and fifty-two Barons.

Ireland has two Dukes, twelve Marquises, sixty-four Earls, and sixty

Barons, besides twelve Viscounts. When three Irish Peers die in

succession without issue, one other Irish Peer is created to fill the

gap.

Scotland has seven Dukes, four Marquises, forty-four Earls, five

Viscounts, and twenty-five Barons. The wife of a Duke is entitled

"Duchess," the wife of a Marquis "Marchioness," the wife of an Earl is

a "Countess," the wife of a Viscount is called a "Viscountess," and

the wife of a Baron enjoys the title of "Baroness." The better-half

of a Baronet, which is a title bestowed upon fat aldermen and rich

manufacturers--being a cheap order of knighthood, conferred by the

Queen, is called "My Lady This," or "My Lady That," as the case may be.

The people of England are heartily tired of their nobility, and the

success of American principles upon this continent has a tendency

to cause the destruction of this social outrage upon the Nineteenth

Century.

Peers, or members of the House of Lords, have many privileges which

others of noble blood do not enjoy. A Peer can only be tried for High

Treason or murder by his Peers, who compose the House of Lords, and the

trial takes place in a session of that body specially convened for that

purpose, after the fashion here described.

The Peers having taken their seats in full, flowing robes, the Lord

Chancellor seats himself on the Woolsack in the middle of the House of

Lords, the Garter-King-at-Arms, in his gorgeous surcoat and tabard,

makes proclamation of the offences against the culprit Peer. The Lord

High Steward puts the question to each peer in his seat, after the

evidence has been heard;

"Is the prisoner at the Bar Guilty or Not Guilty?"

Then each Peer, rising, says, "Guilty," or, "Not Guilty upon my Honor,"

as the case may be. A Peer cannot be taken into custody unless for

an indictable offence. This is also a parliamentary privilege of the

members of the House of Commons, who cannot be arrested for debt while

the House is in session, or while attending the proceedings, or going

to or from Parliament. An old custom of England allows a Peer, going to

or from Parliament, the privilege of killing one or two deer belonging

to the Sovereign, after he has blown a horn. This is very seldom done

now-a-days. A Peer cannot be bound over to keep the peace, excepting

in the Court of Queen's Bench. Slander against a Peer is known in the

courts as _scan. mag._ and is severely punishable.

A Peer cannot lose his title of nobility excepting by death, or when

he has been attainted for High Treason. He is allowed to answer to a

bill in Chancery upon his word, and is not required to take an oath.

The Sovereign may degrade a Peer from his rank for wasting his estate,

as in the case of George Neville, Duke of Bedford, who had led a

dissolute life and had squandered all his fortune. He was deprived of

his title, honors, and possessions, by Edward IV, the latter being

forfeited to the Crown. If that precedent was followed in these times,

a great number of scampish young nobles would lose their titles and the

remnants of princely estates.

Lately, I believe, Parliament has ordered it so that a Peer may be

proceeded against for debt, as in the case of the bankrupt Duke of

Newcastle. Besides all these manifold privileges, which exist for

the benefit of the nobility, the Diplomatic Service is chiefly for

their support, and here, as in the Foreign Office, fat sinecures are

available at all times, for the improvident and spendthrift nobles.

Some idea of the rich prizes of the Diplomatic Service may be got from

the following list of salaries of the different Ambassadors, Ministers,

and Charges d'Affaires, at the principal countries with which Great

Britain holds intercourse. The salaries I give are those of the

Ministers alone, not including the salaries of attaches, and they are

thus enumerated:

[Sidenote: SALARIES OF AMBASSADORS.]

France, £10,000; Turkey, £8,000; Russia, £7,800; Austria, £8,000;

Prussia, £7,000; Spain, £5,000; United States, £5,000; Portugal,

£4,000; Brazil, £4,000; Netherlands, £3,600; Belgium, £3,480; Italy,

£5,000; Bavaria, £3,600; Denmark, £3,600; Sweden, £3,000; Greece,

£3,500; Switzerland, £2,500; Wirtemberg, £2,000; Argentine Republic,

£3,000; Central American Republics, £2,000; Chili, £2,000; Peru,

£2,000; Columbia, £2,000; Venezuela, £2,000; Ecuador, £1,400; Coburg,

£400; Dresden, £500; Darmstadt, £500; Rome, £800; Persia, £5,000;

China, £6,000; and Japan, £4,000.

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