LORDS AND COMMONS.
"WHY, Sir, I do think the times 'ave changed a great deal, but I
am afeered they will change wuss nor ever agin. They do say as how
Gladstone has, wen he likes, a will of his own to overturn the Crown
itself. And I know 'is son--'a past eight-and-twenty years the young
one is. He is just a bit of a curate in yon church of St. Mary's,
Lambith; and I can say for 'im as he is a hard-working man--it's no
bed of ease, the parish--and 'is father, who is now more than the
Queen herself, might have given young Gladstone the richest living in
Ingland, and nobody to say boo to him for the favor. Yisar, I'm sixty
past, last Miklemas, and man and boy I've lived in Lambeth; and now I'm
broke down with the parlyatics--but I once was a good man on the river,
and could pull a wherry or waterman's tub with the best on 'em."
The murky beams of an August sun were falling slantingly on the muddy
waters beneath my feet as I leaned over the stone balustrades of
Westminster Bridge, which connects the ancient borough of Westminster
with the Surrey side of the River Thames. Far down the river, I could
see craft of every description lying in the stone docks, the pride and
boast of all Englishmen. Bridge after bridge loomed up in the sun's
hazy beams. Waterloo, Charing Cross, Blackfriars, Vauxhall, and Lambeth
Bridges, crowded with traffic and swarming with the wild, heedless,
ever-bustling life of the greatest city of the modern world. Under
the piers of this grand bridge, nearly a thousand feet long, swept coal
barges, wherries bearing noisy cockney watermen, who halloed to each
other from roast-beef stomachs and brown-stout lungs, and every minute
the paddling, roaring steamboats, peculiar to the Thames,--each boat
about sixty feet long, their clean black hulls set off to advantage by
the narrow streaks of red paint that served as an ornament to their
keels, dashed to and fro, in and out of the bridge, conveying homeward
clerks, shop boys, barristers, solicitors, M. P.'s, business men from
the city, physicians, and here and there a stray white neck-clothed
curate of the Established Church, disgusted with the latest work
of Parliament, while, within a few feet of him, scarcely conscious
of the visible triumph that shone over his face, sat a Dissenting
preacher reading Bright's last effort in the Commons on behalf of
Disestablishment.
[Illustration: HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT.]
On either side of the Thames, beginning at one end and ceasing at the
other end of the Houses of Parliament, the magnificent embankment of
hewn granite stone stretches, thirty or forty feet in width, for a mile
each way, thousands of foot passengers traversing its massive blocks,
each man and woman busy with his or her thoughts, or preoccupied with
the passing vagaries of the hour.
[Sidenote: VIEW FROM WESTMINSTER BRIDGE.]
On my right is Westminster Palace and the Houses of Parliament, the
finest modern gothic buildings in the world. The dozen towers and
belfries of this truly glorious edifice, gilded over with brass,
glisten with the refulgent hues of the dying sunset,--for nine hundred
and forty feet on the river, these massive, brown buildings, (that, on
the first view, bring up memories of some grand, old Gothic Cathedral,)
stretch away with tower, buttress, and pinnacle, presenting a river
facade which cannot be equaled by any other edifice for legislative
purposes in the world.
Beyond, to the left, on the Surrey side, I can see Lambeth Palace, with
its faded reddish-brown brick piled up to the clouds, where resides
his Grace, the high and puissant spiritual prince, the Archbishop of
Canterbury and Primate of England. The feverish broil and confusion
of the great city are all round me, and are present in, and to an
extent pervade, the air above me. The whistling and puffing of the
locomotives may be heard night and day as they sweep to and fro,
conveying passengers and freight to and from all parts of England and
the Continent, over Charing Cross Bridge. The old man by my side on
the bridge, with whom I have been conversing for half an hour, is an
intelligent artisan of the conservative class, benumbed and enfeebled
by illness, and his poor old watery, dazed utterances confess to his
astonishment at the marvelous rapidity with which one of the great
strongholds of every Englishman's belief,--the Established Church, has
been over-turned by the now foremost man in Britain--William Ewart
Gladstone. The old man has relations in America, somewhere,--he thinks,
near Cincinnati, and he asks after their health and well-being with the
most implicit trust that I should know all about them, believing that
the Queen City is only a few miles distant by rail from New York. Yet
the relatives of his youth and manhood have been absent over twenty
years, and are possibly all dead and dust by this time.
[Illustration: WILLIAM EWART GLADSTONE.]
As I have a desire to pay a visit to the House of Commons, and be a
witness of the proceedings of that dignified body of legislators, I bid
the Old Man of Lambeth a very good day, which he acknowledges in his
own fashion, and I stroll across the Bridge and down Bridges street
toward the Commons. As I pass the huge and massive Clock Tower, said
to be four hundred feet in height, and of most beautiful design, I am
warned by what I see all around me, that I am in the close vicinity
of that edifice which contains within its walls annually the chosen
wisdom and supposed best talent of England. Directly before me is the
magnificent fane of Westminster Abbey, holding within its thousand
storied urns, the ashes of the bravest, most intellectual, and most
renowned, as well as the most wretched and unfortunate of Britain's
dead. I can see, as I cross the bridge, the back portion of the
Chapel of Henry the Seventh, with its superb and intricate net-work
of tower, cornice, buttress, groined and fillagree stone-work. Cabs,
four-wheelers, and open carriages, with coachmen and footmen attired in
gorgeous liveries, their wigs powdered and frizzed, are driving hither
and thither, the occupants of some in full dress going to dinner, or to
listen to the debates which are to take place to-night in the Lords or
Commons.
[Sidenote: "BOBBIES" AND "CABBIES."]
These magnificent flunkies wear a contemptuous look of ennui
on their faces, and they survey all foot-passengers with blase
glances of indifferent serenity, which I find almost impossible to
describe justly. The court-yard directly opposite St. Margaret's, of
Westminster, is in a hollow below the grading of the approach to the
bridge, and is surrounded by a very handsome gilded iron railing,
which is in turn surmounted by a row of lamps which encircle the House
of Commons at night like a belt of fire. Within this enclosure are
continually stationed fifty or sixty hansom cabs for the convenience of
the members who may need them in the intervals of debate, and on top of
these cabs are to be found the cabbies who delight to bark and bite at
the unsophisticated and verdant stranger.
There are half a dozen of policemen, or "bobbies," as the cockney, in
his refined slang, chooses to term them, wearing dark blue uniforms
with silver gilt buttons, and the letter and number of their division
on their close coat collars. The thick cloth-board hats, of a helmeted
shape, that these poor fellows are compelled to wear, even in hot
weather, are heavy enough to excite the compassion of the most
hard-hearted person, An inspector of hacks, always on duty in the
Palace Yard, may be seen moving to and fro, giving instructions to the
malicious cabbies, who are listening to his scoldings with the most
provoking indifference, real or assumed, as the case may be.
Not being aware of the regulations, which do not permit a stranger or
visitor to enter the House of Commons without being possessed of the
written order of a member, I find myself notified at the splendidly
arched gothic doorway that I cannot pass. Here is a difficulty I had
not counted on. A friend from America, however, shows an order, which
I afterwards discover only admitted one person. We pass in under the
groined roof of one of the finest halls, architecturally considered, in
Europe. In this hall, over six hundred years ago on a New Year's day, a
monarch of the Plantagenet line fed six thousand poor people, and one
may well believe the legend of old prosy Abbot Ingulph, of Croyland, as
he looks around and above him at the grand dimensions of the stately
hall. On either side as one enters are marble statues, life-size, of
Hampden, Falkland, Walpole, Fox, Pitt, Burke, Grattan, and others,--the
work of England's greatest sculptors, placed on pedestals of stone.
We are told by the policeman who attends at one of the inner doorways
to seat ourselves on a stone bench in an alcove, and wait our turn as
is the custom here. The Stranger's Gallery will not hold more than a
hundred persons when crowded; and when a heavy debate is in progress,
on a great public measure, the gallery is sure to be full. Five persons
are admitted to the gallery at a time as soon as a gap is made in the
benches by the departure of an equal number of spectators. Should a man
leave his seat in the alcove for an instant he is certain to lose his
turn, and he will be compelled to go to the bottom place and begin over
again. As soon as there is room, the policeman makes a sign to those
in waiting, and he marshals the five persons who have tickets, and
they follow him through several passages and halls to the Lobby of the
Commons--a large, square hall, beautifully decorated, and, turning to
the left, they all ascend a winding stair to the ante-room, where the
tickets are examined by an old, white-haired gentleman who sits in a
chair in evening dress, and, if correct, the batch are admitted to the
Stranger's Gallery, which is on the same floor, at the end of another
dark passage.
[Sidenote: BILL OF FARE.]
Before I leave the Lobby of the Commons, let me describe it briefly
together with the Lunch Counter of the house, which even the greatest
public men find it necessary to visit occasionally. It is a large
square hall of lofty proportions, almost every inch of the walls and
ceiling being ornamented in relief with the insignia of the Kingdom of
Great Britain and Ireland.
A score of the members are in the Lobby talking with one another, in
an animated but not loud tone, or mayhap to some of their favored
constituents who have admission. To the right is a counter running
across an angle of the Lobby, at which ices, sandwiches, a glass of
sherry, a glass of port, or a glass of brandy--all of a good quality,
can be obtained by those of the members who do not wish to spoil a
dinner by a hearty luncheon, or who do not wish to spend the time in
going down stairs into a cosy suite of rooms, which I almost fancied
were carved out of the beautiful oak paneling, and where a dinner
nearly as good as may be found in England can be obtained at the prices
and at the hours which I give in the Bill of Fare: One o'clock--Soups:
Jardiniere, 1s.; Calf's Tail, 1s. Joints: Shoulder of Mutton, 2s.;
Steak, stewed, 2s. Entrees: Hashed Venison, 3s.; Filet Boeuf au Vin,
2s.; Mutton Cutlets piquante, 2s.; Lamb Chop, 1s. 3d. Five o'clock to
6.30--Salmon, 1s. 6d.; Sole, 1s.; White Bait, 1s.; Saddle of Mutton,
2s.; Cold Roast Beef, 1s. 3d.; Cold Boiled Beef, 1s. 3d.; Cold Lamb,
2s.; Cold Ham, 1s. 3d.; Lobster, 1s. 3d.; Ribs of Beef, 2s. At 7
o'clock, same prices. Puddings, 6d.; Tarts, 6d.; Wine Jelly, 6d.;
French Beans, 6d.; Green Peas, 6d.; Salad, 6d.; Cheese, 4d. This is the
bill of fare, for one day only, of the steward, Mr. Nicoll, who purveys
for the Lords and Commons of England in both Houses.
I give the prices as a curiosity, showing on what nutriment heroes,
statesmen, and orators are fed while attending St. Stephens, and
how much they are taxed for their food. This may be trivial to some
persons, but I contend the sum of human existence is made up of
trifles, and in England, particularly, of such substantial trifles as I
have given above. Wellington gained the battle of Waterloo because his
troops were well fed, while the raw levies, and even the Old Guard of
Napoleon, had been fighting for three days at Ligny and Quatre Bras,
and had to lie the night before Waterloo in a wet morass, hungry and
exhausted. The articles of food that I have named are to be procured
here at a cheaper rate and of better quality than anywhere else in
London, only that to enjoy the luxuries which I have enumerated at
moderate prices, it is first necessary to gain admittance to the Houses
of Parliament, which can only be done through a member's order. The
chops and steaks here are truly magnificent, and on a scale of grandeur
commensurate with the architectural pretensions of Westminster Palace.
Besides all this, away down below the bustle and eloquence of the
Commons, in those dark, quaint oak passages enclosed by marvelous
paneling, the visitor is certain to find one of the most beautiful
bar-maids in London to wait upon him--and hand him cold sherry at
sixpence a glass.
This comely damsel had some tickets to sell. Her uncle--I think it was
her uncle--it was who had broken his leg. He belonged to the Noble
Order of Foresters, and it was necessary that the public should be
called upon to make up a purse to have the uncle's leg set. I had a
benevolent American along with me who knew not what to do with his
newly cashed sovereigns, and he listened with a compassionate ear to
the tale of distress. The result was a small contribution of a half
sovereign to the uncle.
[Sidenote: MR. BRUCE AND HIS STEAKS.]
The bar-maid said, in presence of two of her country friends--they came
from Ilfracombe, down in the country: "I am so much obliged to you,
sir. My uncle is very bad. Will you have soda and brandy, sir, or will
you have a little bitter beer? The bitter beer is very good after a
mutton-chop and potatoes. Mr. Bright always prefers a glass of sherry
when he comes down here, but Mr. Disraeli takes brandy and soda. The
Hirish members, they are so jolly, and they do carry on so, and they
make such jokes with us girls. I likes Lord Stanley, the member for
Lynn, least of them all. Somehow, you can't joke with him. He looks
awfully sewere, and whenever he speaks it's just like a father for all
the world. You know, sir, he's got the hold Darby blood hintoo 'im, and
he is a great man."
"Who do you like best in the House of Commons, sissy?" said my
frolicsome American friend to the joyous bar-maid.
[Illustration: THE LEGISLATIVE BAR-MAID.]
"Well, sir, I likes Mr. Bruce, the 'Ome Sekretary, the best of hall
of them. He has sich a hinfluence. When he comes down here he always
takes a steak, and he is hawful pertikler habout it as how it is to be
cooked. He halways likes to have one side raw and the other side burnt.
Oh, I have been so worrited about Mr. Bruce and 'is steaks--the waiters
always comes to me and says, 'I say, wot kind of a man is this 'ere
'Ome Sekretary, he ought to get some silk binding on to his steaks, he
is so werry pertikler.' But he always drops 'em a sixpence and that
makes it hup."
The door of the members' entrance to the Commons is guarded by two
persons in evening dress, who are dignified enough in presence and
feature to sit in the Senate of the United States. At each side is
a handsomely carved, oaken box, shaped like a sentry's hut in camp,
and in the sides of these boxes are placed notches or racks where all
messages and letters for the members are left in the charge of the
doorkeepers, as no outsiders whatever are permitted to penetrate this
entrance excepting the Lords or distinguished foreigners, and the
latter only by invitation of the House itself.
There are also telegraph offices in the corners of the lobby, with
stained glass windows, from whence telegrams can be sent without
delay to the Mediterranean, to Paris, St. Petersburg, New York,
Washington, San Francisco, Madrid, Pekin, or any place in the bounds of
civilization. As I turn from the contemplation of these offices, and
from the benches where a number of messengers and smart-looking and
handsomely-uniformed pages are in readiness to rush to the clubs in
Pall Mall, to the Opera, or to the private residences of the members
of the House, in obedience to the beck or nod of the "whip" of the
government, (Sir Henry Brand,) in case of a division, I see before
me in the doorway a magnificently attired gentleman, in black silk
stockings, buckled shoes, and powdered hair and ruffles, wearing a
bright sword at his hip. He looks like a picture stepped out of a frame
of the period which Thackeray loved to dwell upon--when George the
Third was king.
This gentleman is none other than the Sergeant-At-Arms of the House of
Commons, Lord Charles James Fox Russell, a scion of the great house of
Bedford, of which Earl Russell is a member. How different he looks from
the sergeant-at-arms of some of our State Legislatures, or even of the
National Houses of Congress. Here is no promoted bar-keeper or reformed
rowdy, but a gentleman bearing one of the proudest names in England,
and befitting by position and character the elevated office which he
holds. It is more than easy to believe that a slung-shot or revolver
could not be pulled upon this gorgeous and venerated being while in the
performance of his august duties. The most malicious derringer would be
silent in his awful presence, and no slung-shot, however moulded, could
ever impinge that hereditary forehead.
[Sidenote: THE GREAT COMMONER.]
A story is told of a man who once penetrated even to the floor of
the House itself, and sat there on the benches, being taken for some
new member by his colleagues who was yet to be sworn in. But before
the morning broke, the House having sat all night, the horror of his
position had so paralyzed him that his jetty hair had turned white.
Stay, as I have no ticket I will throw myself upon the country and
abide the issue. I sent in to the Hon. John Francis Maguire, M.P., my
card, with the written desire that I should be admitted to the gallery,
and then I awaited the issue, whether for the Tower or the House.
While I waited, strolling about the gallery, a gentleman came out of
the door of the Commons, upon whom every eye was turned, and walked
in an upright, John Bull fashion towards the refreshment counter. A
whisper went round the lobby, "That is John Bright," and then I knew
that for the first time I stood in the presence of England's greatest
Commoner, the apostle of the Manchester school and Tribune of the
people. I who had seen so many caricatures of the great orator in
Punch, which has always depicted him as a fat, pursy, vulgar-looking
person, sans breeding, sans ceremonie, failed at the first glance
to identify the noble-looking old man in evening dress, with an
irreproachable white neck-tie, and a decidedly polished exterior, who
halted at the refreshment bar to slowly sip a strawberry ice after the
heat of the debate.
[Illustration: JOHN BRIGHT.]
Every inch this was a man, as I looked at him, and a king among men,
if the outward shell can serve at all to indicate what is concealed
within. And he has a princely following too. For around him I can see
a number of men whose names are known wherever the English language is
spoken, and wherever English newspapers are printed and read,--eager
to get a word or a look from him, plain John Bright, once the best
hated man in England, and now, by sheer force of will and dogged
pluck, enshrined forever in the admiration, if not the love, of his
countrymen. I have as yet only been waiting a few minutes when I see
approaching me a messenger of the House, who points the writer out to
a stout, compact-looking man in evening dress, of advanced years, fair
complexion, and with a keen look in his face which serves as a front
to a large, solid head, well set on strong shoulders. This is the Hon.
John Francis Maguire, M.P. for Cork, author of "Rome and its Rulers,"
"The Life of Father Matthew," "The Irish in America," and editor of the
Cork _Examiner_, a man well known in Ireland and America, and one of
the Irish leaders of the Liberal side in the House.
Mr. Maguire has taken the trouble to leave his seat in the House
during debate to oblige the writer of this book, and I must here make
my acknowledgment for the courtesy done. Mr. Maguire hands me a slip
of paper which he has procured for me from the Right Honorable John
Evelyn Denison, Bart., Speaker of the House, and this order entitles
me to a reserved seat on the front bench of the Gallery. I now pass
the dignitary in the black stockings and buckles, who smiles most
graciously at me out of the respect to the Speaker's order, and, after
traversing a narrow stair, emerge into the Speaker's Gallery, and find
myself at last inside the English House of Commons, of which I have
heard so much and so often.
It is now after dusk, and I can hear the silvery chime of "Big Ben" in
the huge clock tower of St. Stephen's, as it peals the hour of eight
through the corridors and galleries. There is just now a recess among
the members for consultation, and but few are on the floor of the
House, the majority being in the lobby button-holing each other, and
the rest, with the exception of fifteen or twenty on the seats behind
the Treasury Bench, are at dinner.
[Sidenote: HALL OF THE COMMONS.]
There are fifty or sixty persons in the Gallery, behind and above
me, the place where I sit being reserved for those whose names have
been inscribed on the list of the Speaker. The Commons' Galleries run
lengthwise on either side of the House, for nearly a hundred feet,
having an upper and lower bench, covered with green leather. The House
is about forty-five feet wide, and one hundred feet long, and the
ceiling is over forty feet from the ground floor, where the debates
are held. It is impossible for me to convey an idea of the richness
and splendor of this Hall of the Commons. Suffice to say that there
is nothing to compare with it in America for architectural effect and
compactness.
From above in the ceiling a flood of mellow light pours through
sixty-four stained glass windows, and on either side of the House the
windows are gorgeous in their designs of shields and coats of arms,
indicating the living presence of the monarchy of Great Britain and
Ireland. The numerous gas jets are concealed at the top of the glass
panelling of the ceiling, throwing a brilliant but subdued light
upon the Speaker as he sits in his high, over-hanging oak chair; on
the members; on the spectators, and on the ladies who are assembled
behind the glass screen at the back of and above the Speaker's chair.
Beneath the Ladies' Gallery, and also behind the Speaker's chair, is
the Reporters' Gallery, so arranged that each member, as he faces
the Speaker, shall also face the numerous corps of reporters who are
in attendance to note down whatever wheat may develop itself in the
wilderness of chaff spoken in this House.
The lowest bench on the right hand of the Speaker is devoted to the
Ministry, and on this side, immediately above, the supporters of the
government congregate within hearing distance of the Premier, night
after night, during the sessions. Whenever the Ministerial side is
thin of speakers, Mr. Gladstone simply turns around, and a nod or look
will bring upon his feet whatever member he thinks will best fill the
gap. Underneath the Strangers' gallery is placed a special seat for
the august Sergeant-at-Arms or his deputy, who is, if I mistake not,
a baronet. The walls and ceiling all round are of stone of a peculiar
color, which is neither brown, white, grey, nor yellow, but is a
combination of all four; and I can best describe the tone of color by
likening it to the hue of the bronchial troches or lozenges that are
sold in the druggists' shops in America. Otherwise I might call it a
brownish-grey, of which John Ruskin has examples enough and to spare in
his "Stones of Venice."
It is certainly a very rich color, and admirably adapted to the damp
and foggy atmosphere of London. Wherever the eye may choose to rest
in the Houses of Parliament, it is sure to be confronted with the
emblazoning of royal and princely cognizances. On both sides of the
House are the Division lobbies, where the members go to be counted by
the tellers, when a division is called for. That on the west side is
for the "ayes," and on the opposite side is the lobby for the "noes."
There are also libraries, residences for all the officers of the House,
on a scale of the most princely magnificence, and more than a score
of committee-rooms abutting off the longest corridors of any public
building in the world, not excepting the Escurial in Spain. Everywhere
you may see acres of polished oak above and around you.
[Illustration]