I owe you money, don’t I? he said to the storekeeper.

The latter went to the door and turned it around so that the back was

visible.

That’s so, he replied—you owe me for a cheese.

A cheese? replied the customer. No, I don’t.

The storekeeper looked at the door again.

That’s so, he said, it’s a grindstone; I didn’t see the dot in the

middle.

* * * * *

Can I get off tomorrow?

You’ve been off a good deal lately.

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