CHAPTER III.

Nay, this is truth, though heart-strings break,

And youth with gloomy brows hears:--

Howe'er you try, you shall not make

Silk purses out of sows' ears.

W. BRAUN, _Soul-tatters_.

In the present there is absolute redemption. Though a gulf

should yawn, go not you to sleep, but rub your eyes; be up

and doing.--JAKES.

In the meantime, SONOGUN's cousin, ACIS ARRANT, generally known to his

jocular intimates as Knave ARRANT, had been living in luxury with his

cousin's weak mother, whom he had contrived to marry. To effect this,

however, he had been compelled to tear a will into little pieces, and

had, at the same time, ruined that peace of his mind which he often

gave to SONOGUN. The unfortunate consequence was, that SONOGUN did

not value it in the least, and always returned it to him. And thus the

relations of the two men, who should have been friends, the guardian

and the ward, were always on a hostile footing, which only the most

delicate handling could have healed. ACIS was not happy. When his

glass told him he was old, he had no repartee ready, and could only

speculate gloomily on the disagreeable fate which had compelled him

to take part in a modern novel, and had evidently told him off to pass

away into the unseen in Chapter 40.

But, of course, GLADYS and her father, the doctor, knew nothing about

all this. GLADYS always looked happy; her hair, her mouth, her eyes,

her ears, even her little unformed nose, all looked as happy as

possible. She was a pleasant little patent moraliser, with a double

escapement action for great occasions. On this evening all the family

was gathered together, including the inevitable infant, whose prattle

serves to soothe the gloomy perversity of morose heroes. On such an

evening as this SONOGUN had seen them all years ago, and, though he

was standing in the garden and all the windows were shut, he had heard

every single whisper of the family conversation. The Doctor seemed to

be troubled, and GLADYS came up to him in her caressing way.

"My dear," he said, simply, "SONOGUN is in trouble, and we must rescue

him." No more was said, but the next moment GLADYS and her father had

left by the London express.

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