CHAPTER II.

On the green table of life the cards fall in many ways, and the

proud king often has to bow his head before the meek and unassuming

ace.--BINNS.

AND now began for SONOGUN a time of moral stress and torture such

as he had never anticipated. It is an old saying, and perhaps (who

knows?) a truism, that virtue is its own reward, not, perhaps, the

reward that ambitious people look for, but the easy consciousness of

superiority which comes to those who feel themselves to be on a higher

level than the rest of the world, which struggles on a lower level.

Another philosopher, nameless, but illustrious, has declared, in

burning words, that "Honesty is the best policy," best in some form,

perhaps hardly understood now, but no less real because we are unable

to appraise it in the current coin of the realm over which Her Most

Gracious Majesty, whom may Heaven preserve, holds sway. But SONOGUN

had never thought of Heaven. To him, young, proud, gloomy, and moody,

Heaven had seemed only--(Several chapters of theological disquisition

omitted.--ED.) The click of the billiard-balls maddened him, the

sight of a cue made him rave like a maniac. One evening he was walking

homeward to Drury Lane. He had given his coat to a hot-potato-man,

deeming it, in his impulsive way, a bitter satire on the world's

neglect, that the senseless tubers should have jackets, while their

purveyor lacked a coat. The rain was pouring down, but it mattered

little to him. He had wrapped himself in that impenetrable mantle

of cold scorn, and thus he watched with a moody air the crowd of

umbrella-carrying respectabilities, who hurried on their way without

a thought of him. Suddenly some one slapped him on the back, and,

as he turned round, he found himself face to face with a couple of

seedy-looking gentlemen.

"I perceive," began SONOGUN, "that you hate the world, having suffered

much injustice from it."

"We do; we have!" was the cordial reply.

"I, too," continued SONOGUN, "have many grievances. But tell me who

and what are you?"

"Our names are unknown even to ourselves," replied his new friends,

for friends he felt them to be. "By profession we are industrial

knights. That should be sufficient.

"It is;--more than sufficient," said the proud, honourable young man,

"I will be one of you. We will take it out of the world together."

The bargain thus made was soon ratified. They procured cards, SONOGUN

whistled to his dog _Stray_, and they all set out together to the

nearest railway station to pick up their victims. This is the usual

method, and thus card-sharpers are manufactured.

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