Though there are _tattoo_ (_i.e._ poney) races, at Calcutta, few of that

class are brought forward, except after very full proof of their

qualifications; in fact, the poney-races are often superior to those run

by the best cattle on the clerk’s register. At the out-stations,

matches, or sweepstakes, are made solely with the view to merriment, or

from whim, frolic, or periodical elevation after a hearty regale. Here

we see cause for mirth, and, not unfrequently, find a clumsy-looking

beast, with heavy heels, and a head like a yam, taking the lead of

‘trim-built wherries,’ that seem to challenge competition. I recollect a

curious instance of this: a very shabby, heavy-looking _tattoo_,

belonging to Captain Cæsar Jones, started in this adventitious manner,

and, to the surprize of all, fairly distanced several celebrated steeds.

He was sent to Calcutta, where his uncouth appearance caused him to be

ridiculed, but there was no standing against his speed and bottom.

Hence, he acquired the name of ‘TAKE-IN;’ a designation which the

knowing ones feelingly acknowledged to be highly appropriate! The spirit

for betting at races does not run very high in India; though there have

existed some characters who devoted their whole attention to this

species of gambling: but so little encouragement offers for speculations

on the turf, that, with the exception of a few fat _pigeons_, it may be

said no money has been made by racing: the wagers rarely exceed a few

gold-mohurs. Every horse becoming so thoroughly known to all the

sporting community, little opening is left for deception or contrivance.

The smallest indication of collusion would, in that quarter, prove

instantly fatal to reputation, and cause at least a shyness, if not an

absolute estrangement, on the part of society, towards the offending

individual. In Europe this would not be so much felt, because a man may

change his quarters, and, for a long time, screen himself from public,

or general disapprobation; but, in India, when an individual is _cut_ at

one station, he will rarely experience common civility at any other; his

character generally preceding him by many a day’s journey!

Gambling was formerly one of the most prominent vices to be seen in

Calcutta; but of late years has considerably diminished. Those who

recollect the institution of Selby’s Club, and who now contemplate the

very small portion of time dissipated, even by the younger classes, at

cards, &c., by way of ‘profit and loss,’ cannot but approve the salutary

reform introduced by Marquis Cornwallis, who, whatever may have been his

foibles, his prejudices, and his errors, in other matters, certainly was

entitled to the approbation of the Company, as well as to the gratitude

of their servants, for having checked so effectually a certain

licentious spirit, which had, till his arrival, been totally

uncontrolled, indeed, unnoticed, in any shape, by his predecessors.

To expect that any Governor should be able totally to annihilate every

bad practice, would be to consider him as vested with supernatural

powers; but, it is assuredly within the reach of every person bearing

that high office, to chace the abandoned into their secret recesses, and

to render them at least timid, if not innocent. By removing such

characters from office, and by persevering in resolution not to give

employments of emolument to any but the most assiduous, and correct, of

the Company’s servants, much may be, much has been, done. Common sense

points out the impropriety of allowing a gambler to occupy any office in

which either great trust, or particular application, and vigilance,

might be requisite; therefore, as the generality of the posts held under

the Company are of either one or other of those descriptions, or may

perhaps blend both, it stands to reason that a man whose brains are ever

casting the dice, and whose carriage rolls upon the four aces, never can

with safety be trusted.

Those who are partial to cards, as an amusement, may find abundance of

parties during the evenings, where, for the most part, tradrille and

whist (the favorite games) are played at such low stakes as not to be

productive of regret, or inconvenience. Quadrille is barely known in

India, nor are what we term ‘round-games’ much in use: cribbage is

played in some families, and, occasionally, loo. In all the above games,

the European inhabitants of Calcutta, as well as those dispersed over

the country, are generally proficient; far more so than we find persons

of the same description among us: a large portion are well acquainted

with chess, and back-gammon; and many excellent players at fives,

billiards, &c., are to be found in every quarter. Cricket is not much in

vogue; being confined principally to a club at Calcutta, and to some

occasional Christmas matches at the several army stations. On the whole,

though far less violent, as an exercise, than fives, it is less adapted

to the climate; the alternate successions of exertion, and of

inactivity, rendering the players liable to severe colds, and to

consequent obstructions.

Music, it might be thought, would prove a great source of gratification

in a country where _ennui_ is so much to be dreaded; but the climate is

unfavorable to instruments of every kind, especially to pianos, and

offers a most formidable bar to the indulgence of a musical ear. No

persons can be more liberal in their purchases of instruments, or of

select music, than the ladies of India; they often giving two hundred

pounds for a good grand-piano; but the incessant apprehension of warps,

and cracks, is a tremendous draw-back on the interest they feel in the

possession of even the best of its kind. Repairs, of every sort, whether

of violins, pianos, flutes, &c., are exorbitantly dear, and, even at

Calcutta, not always practicable; either owing to dissipation, the want

of some essential article, or the quantity of work in hand. Nor is it

easy to obtain the temporary accommodation of an instrument while one is

repairing, unless at such a rate as utterly precludes all of moderate

income from availing themselves of such an opportunity, when it may

chance to offer.

With respect to what is called ‘preparing an instrument for the

climate,’ much may certainly be done, by taking care that only the best

seasoned wood is employed, and by clamping the case with metal, both

within and without; but all this has little connection with the belly,

or sounding-board; which cannot be much strengthened without

considerably deteriorating the tone, and causing a piano to be in the

first instance condemned, for want of that richness which cannot be

given to one whose vibrations are obstructed. The only chance is, to

keep a piano well covered with blankets during the heats, as also in

very damp weather, and to uncloathe it gradually, when about to be

opened for performance. By such precautions, the instrument may remain

tolerably in tune, and not sustain much injury from the variations of

seasons: after two or three years the danger may be less; but it will be

prudent never to relax in point of prevention, lest the instrument

should suddenly fail.

With the exception of such little parties as, in a few families,

assemble during the afternoons to enjoy the pleasures arising from the

musical talents of some lady, Calcutta has little to offer in this

captivating branch of amusement. If we cast out of the account some

accidental quartetto parties, or the solitary warblings of some

flute-player, &c., the whole may be deemed a blank. Now and then a

subscription concert, for the benefit of some professor, who lives more

by means of eleemosynary bounty, than by the encouragement of his

abilities, calls the town together, not to listen to the notes, to the

fine melodies, and rich harmonies of Haydn, &c., but to see, and to be

seen, and to talk, and be talked to. In brief, India is not the soil to

which a man of science, or of taste, should repair, under the hope of

being liberally repaid for his trouble and expences; much less of being

cherished for his genius and acquirements. One or two insulated

exceptions are not to be adduced in refutation of my assertion: I am

ready to acknowledge, that, now and then, a professor has been seen

pampering under all the influence of high and boundless patronage; but

the _per contra_ shews a numerous list of those who have lingered

through all the penalties attendant upon humble merit, until the grave

has kindly terminated their ill-fated labors.

Assemblies, balls, routs, &c., or under whatever name dissipation,

vanity, and luxury, may arrange their concordance, are not very numerous

in India. The Governor-General, and the Members of Council, occasionally

circulate their invitations during the cold months; and, at times, some

spacious public rooms are engaged for the same purpose on speculation;

but I never understood that it proved lucrative.

It was not until about twenty years back that the British had any

regular church in Bengal, and now they have but one, which was built

partly by private aid, and partly by the profits arising—_from a

lottery_!!! The latter was, I understand, very forcibly opposed by one

or two gentlemen, who considered it as a very unbecoming mode of raising

supplies for so holy a purpose. When we reflect that a Portugueze

merchant built one, for the use of the Catholics, from his own purse;

and that, though he was accounted a rich man, yet his property could not

be compared with what various individuals, of our own nation, resident

in India, can boast; it may be fairly quoted, as a singular instance of

parsimony against our countrymen. Not that impiety or disrespect to

public worship can be urged against the settlement; for no church can be

better attended than that in question: the liberality of the inhabitants

was partially exemplified by the institution of a free-school, where a

number of children, both of Europeans, and of native mothers, are

educated in a very sufficient manner; a circumstance of considerable

moment where education is so dear.

This dearness should seem unreasonable, if we only take into account the

prices of provisions, which are very low; but we must carry in mind the

enormous rates of house-rent; and that, whatever may be the profession

in which persons proceeding to India engage, the return to Europe with a

comfortable independence is the main consideration. Supposing ten

thousand pounds to be gained in twenty years, by attention to his

pupils, it cannot be denied, that a pedagogue is barely rewarded for so

great a duration of slavery in such a climate, and at such a distance

from all his friends and connections. Whatever may be the merits of the

teachers, nothing could reconcile me to bringing up a child in India.

All so educated, are rendered unfit for the society of gentlemen who

have been brought up in Europe; they know nothing of the world, but,

while imitating the manners and customs of those they term their

countrymen, exercise all that craft which so peculiarly characterizes

the native youths. In a moral point of view, the detention of a child,

particularly a female, in India, is highly culpable; and when treated of

as a matter of economy, will, in the end, be found equally

objectionable. That the disadvantage under which parents labor, in

sending their children to Europe, is considerable, must be fully

admitted; and, it must also be acknowledged, that many may be able to

spare a certain monthly, or annual, sum towards education, which could

not be furnished at once. Such parents are to be pitied; because they

can rarely have a child creditably schooled at Calcutta for less than

fifty rupees (£75.) per mensem, all charges included; whereas, for about

half that sum, say for £40., a much better education could be given at

excellent schools in various parts of Britain. If we suppose £150. to be

expended in transmitting a child to Europe, and that the sum of £35. be

annually saved after arrival here, the difference, both principal and

interest, would be cleared off in about five years; while many important

advantages would be gained, and a thousand very obnoxious habits

avoided. The encrease of population has been followed by an augmentation

in the number of schools; but, if I judge correctly, the latter has been

rather beyond what the former should appear to authorize. The first

school that was set up in the vicinity of Calcutta, started about the

year 1780, under the charge of a Mrs. Hodges, who succeeded beyond the

expectations of her most sanguine patrons; and, in the course of about

twenty years, realized a very handsome fortune, with great credit to

herself; and, if marrying off at an early age be desirable, with great

advantage to numerous young ladies; who, in succession, entrapped the

hearts of sundry gay Lotharios, by whom her dancing-room was much

frequented. It would be cruel, and unjust, in the extreme, to assert

that young women brought up at such a seminary, were, in every respect,

inferior: it must be admitted, that they may dance, play the piano, work

at their needle, read, write, and cast accounts, and perhaps speak

French: all these may be done to admiration; but, alas! these are,

properly speaking, merely mechanical, and, though they may please for

awhile, never can give that zest depending solely on the enlargement of

the mind, and on some knowledge of the world. So true is this, that not

one in fifty of the girls thus brought up can hold conversation in any

way pleasing or interesting; and, which is worse, the other forty-nine

are very apt to be childish, vain, imperious, crafty, vulgar,

and—wanton! But they are, generally, well formed, pretty, active, gay,

and insinuating; therefore we must not wonder at the matches we see take

place, nor at the poverty they generally entail upon their husbands, by

a certain prolific propensity which may be said to characterize the

whole breed.

The several schools in and about Calcutta, may be considered on nearly

the same footing as in Europe; some dear, others more reasonable; some

good, others highly exceptionable. Most of them are well situated, so

far as relates to convenience and salubrity; but it appears to me, that

more than one of the seminaries for young ladies are subject to overlook

objects by no means suited to female delicacy, and, in a great measure,

derogatory to the judgment of those who selected such sites for their

establishments. Those academies which are about two or three miles out

of town, are certainly preferable in the above respect; while, at the

same time, they are not beyond the common distance to which bearers are

in the habit of conveying their employers on visits during the forenoon.

In a former part, I cursorily made mention of the old fort, in which

stood the Black-Hole, so famous in history. This fortress is now

converted into public-offices and warehouses, for both which purposes it

is admirably adapted, from the centrical situation it occupies, and from

the great solidity of the walls, &c. The defences are extremely simple,

and might answer well enough for the times in which they were

constructed, as well as for the prowess of the troops by which they were

likely to be attacked: being on the bank of the river Hoogly, a retreat

by water might easily be effected under the cover of shipping; and, by

the same means, supplies could generally be afforded. According to the

present system of warfare, and the probability of being attacked by an

European army, it would be unsafe to place the smallest reliance on the

old fort, further than as an immediate asylum in the event of

insurrection; in which case, many houses that now command the works must

be destroyed: this, owing to the want of cannon on the ramparts, would

not be an easy operation. The town is protected chiefly by Fort-William,

a more modern work, capable of containing at least fifteen thousand men;

the defences, indeed, require near ten thousand to man them properly.

The garrison ordinarily consists of two or three regiments of Europeans,

a battalion of artillery, with a very large establishment of artificers,

&c., attached to the arsenal, where stores of every description are

lodged in bomb-proofs. Provisions, equal to six months’ consumption, are

always kept in the fort. The native corps, intended to aid in the

defence, and of which the amount may be from four to five thousand, are

cantoned at Barrackpore, a station about sixteen miles from Calcutta, on

the banks of the river, and exactly facing the Danish town of Serampore.

Of these troops, about twelve hundred constantly do duty in the fort;

being relieved monthly in regular rotation. Fort-William is the grand

depôt of Bengal, and may be considered as the key to that part of the

Company’s possessions, if not to the whole; for it does not appear

probable that any effectual resistance could be made, if that fortress

were to fall into the hands of the enemy. Such a loss would infallibly

destroy the opinion now held of our prowess, and precipitate us from the

pinnacle of power, into an awful abyss of ruin!

As Mr. Hastings very properly stated, ‘our power in the East depends

entirely _on opinion_.’ When we consider the immense population over

which we hold control, with comparatively an insignificant force, and,

that that force is composed chiefly of natives, it must immediately

occur to us how necessary it is to satisfy our Asiatic subjects that our

sway is mild, and that, in submitting to us, they rescue themselves from

tyranny and extortion.

There may arise local circumstances wherein the possession of a strong

hold would be invaluable; and rescue us from the most imminent dangers.

Of this, our affair with Cheyt Sing is a most obvious and undeniable

proof: had not the fortress of Chimar, a place rather of reputed, than

of real, strength, been at hand, our force in that part must have been

annihilated; when the insurrection would infallibly have spread in every

direction.

Without entering into particulars, I shall give a brief statement of the

Company’s forces at their several presidencies; observing, that the

number of their European regiments has been considerably diminished,

amounting, nearly, to a total reduction, for the purpose of making way

for the introduction of king’s troops. With respect to the European

strength, therefore, it must be understood that no fixed establishment

exists: but the average amount of that branch, independent of the

Company’s battalions of artillery and infantry, may be taken at about

sixteen or eighteen thousand firelocks, including the cavalry.

—————————————+——————————————————————————————

Presidencies.|Cavalry, Native, Regiments.

| +——————————————————————————

| |Infantry, Native, Regiments.

| | +——————————————————————

| | |Artillery, Battalions, European.

| | | +——————————————————

| | | |Infantry, Battalion, European.

| | | | +——————————————

| | | | |Marine, Battalions, Native.

—————————————+———+———+———+———+——————————————————

Bengal | 8 |27 | 3 | 1 | 0

Madras | 8 |25 | 2 | 1 | 0

Bombay | 0 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 1

—————————————+———+———+———+———+——————————————————

At each presidency, the native regiments are formed into two battalions,

with the same strength of European commissioned officers as are allotted

to one regiment of Europeans. A colonel commands each regiment, and

every battalion has attached to it one lieutenant-colonel, and one

major, together with a proportion of the captains and subaltern

officers. Two serjeants are allowed to each battalion, viz. one acting

as serjeant-major, the other under the quartermaster. The companies are

commanded by European officers, under whom, one _soubadar_, one

_jemmadar_, five _havildars_, five _naicks_, and ninety privates,

(_sepoys_,) are enrolled. The _soubadars_ and _jemmadars_ have

commissions, and are competent to sit on regimental, or line,

courts-martial for the trial of natives, whether in the military

service, or camp followers. The _havildars_ correspond in rank and

duties with our serjeants, and the _naicks_, with our corporals. Each

battalion has two grenadier, and eight battalion companies: no recruit

is taken whose age exceeds twenty-five, or whose stature does not reach

to five feet six inches and a half, or, more generally, to five feet

seven inches; unless on emergency, or when obvious juvenility warrants

the acceptance of an under-sized candidate; who, generally, being well

fed, and taught to stand erect, in the course of drilling over-tops the

standard of admission.

Reference to the table of pay and allowances in the Directory, will

prove useful to those who may proceed to India, and may serve to guide

those who are not acquainted with the particulars of income in that

quarter. The usual exchange is two shillings and sixpence per _sicca_

rupee, about five per cent. better than the _sonaut_ rupee, which is the

standard of military payments. In viewing the sum-total of an officer’s

pay, when reduced to English currency, which may be done with tolerable

correctness at the above rate of eight rupees to the pound sterling,

very considerable allowance must be made for the inevitable expences,

&c., incident, not only to military men, but to all residing in India.

This consideration will amount to a very plain, and correct, conclusion,

viz. that though a subaltern officer may live on his pay, provided his

out-set be duly allowed for, yet, that he must have more than ordinary

luck, or possess a bent towards parsimony by no means to be envied, and

rarely attaining its object, to enable his saving a few pounds within

the year.

This is necessary to be well understood, and, when understood, ought to

be ever carried in mind by those who expect a young man on his arrival,

as a cadet, in India, to support himself without adventitious aids. That

he may do so, by arranging a proper plan with others of his class,

cannot be denied; but to effect this, not only all luxuries, but, what

in India are considered the necessaries of life, must be relinquished.

On receiving a commission, his allowances, of course, are considerably

augmented, but, on the other hand, his expences will be rather greater;

and this unavoidably, and exclusive of his equipment to join his corps.

Therefore, let no unreasonable expectations be entertained, merely from

observing the gross sum of annual receipts; let not the parent, who can

spare a moderate sum towards his son’s comfort, deny it for the few

first years after the latter may arrive in India. The best mode of

effecting this, in a proper manner, is through some respectable

agency-house, which should have the power to afford seasonable aids,

under the injunction not to encourage, nor to tolerate, extravagance.

Those sanguine ideas too often entertained by persons not in affluent

circumstances, that their sons, brothers, &c., should remit to them,

yearly, a portion of their pay, ought to be peremptorily suppressed; the

illusion should be done away; otherwise, inconvenience at least, if not

ruin, may be entailed!

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