It is always expedient to have these curtains put up before it is dark;

otherwise musquitoes, being then on the wing, will, if possible, find

their way to the interior; whence it is not very easy to fan them out.

Besides, by this easy precaution, it is not very practicable for snakes,

or rats, to get under the pillows, or into the bed; situations in which

they have occasionally been found. The rats are often induced to burrow

into the pillows, which are usually stuffed with the silky-cotton called

_seemul_, wherein the seeds are left, and, by their oily nature, attract

this description of vermin in particular. The females sometimes resort

to it when about to bring forth their young: hence, it is not uncommon

to find the old lady in possession of a pillow, or bolster, or,

eventually, of the mattress; especially if no person has slept on them

for a few nights. On board _budjrows_, rats are often very troublesome,

destroying boots, shoes, &c., without mercy: I have frequently felt

them, during the night, attacking the powder and pomatum at the back of

my head. Of this the cock-roach also is very fond, but the sensation it

produces is nothing more than a tickling, as though the fingers of

another person were introduced among the hair; whereas, a rat makes a

more desperate attack, often giving a strong pull, or, occasionally,

knawing at the accumulated grease, which adheres to the head itself.

Though I made it a rule always to have my bed-cloaths stripped off, and

my pillows turned over, before I got into bed, nothing of the serpent

kind was ever discovered, though many rats and mice were at times

dislodged. Other persons have not been so fortunate; my own experience

has made me acquainted with various instances of snakes being found in

beds whereon gentlemen were about to repose. A very curious circumstance

happened many years back, of a lady being called by her servant to see a

snake that lay very contentedly between two of her infants, which slept

on a small cot. It may be readily supposed their perilous situation

produced the most dreadful anxiety. With great fortitude, and presence

of mind, she directed the menial to go to one side of the bed, and to

seize one of the children by a leg and an arm, while she did the same

with the other; and thus to snatch them away. This was a bold measure,

and possibly saved the little ones from injury; but, had the mother

caused a chaffing dish to be brought into the apartment, and set thereon

some milk to boil, the smell of it would instantly have caused the snake

to creep out, for the purpose of partaking of his favorite food. Though

all snakes are peculiarly fond of a certain warm temperature, inclining

to summer heat, they will, in general, take to the water very freely,

especially when pursued. Many persons pretend to distinguish such as are

venomous, by their aversion thereto; but such is very fallacious. I have

repeatedly seen _covra capellas_ dart into puddles, and ponds, with

seeming eagerness. It is extremely dangerous to proceed along path-ways,

leading through grass covers, or _jungles_, at night; as, at that time,

numbers of snakes will quit the heavy grass for the purpose of lying in

the current of air, which necessarily proceeds along those paths whose

sides are confined, perhaps to the height of several feet, by grass and

underwood, and cause them to resemble the vistas cut through coppices,

&c.

From what has been said above, many may be led to suppose, that, in

India, every step is attended with danger; and, that neither the day,

nor the night, offers security. This certainly is not always the case;

but I should strongly advise every person to act throughout with

caution; and to suppose these dangers I have described to be imminent.

This, though it may not be comfortable, will generally insure safety.

With regard to scorpions, centipedes, &c., too much circumspection

cannot be used. In some parts of the country they are very numerous,

capable of inflicting great pain, and of producing very severe local

inflammation. Instances have been known of serious indisposition having

been induced by the stings of scorpions in particular. The young ones

are generally of a yellowish, or dun, or clay color; as they advance in

growth, they gradually become darker, until they acquire a bottle color.

Though very rare, I have seen a few of these which measured nearly eight

inches from the mouth to the point of the sting, which much resembles a

large dark-colored thorn from a rose-bush. There are, however, two kinds

of scorpions, of which that species above described is certainly the

most formidable; fortunately, it is seldom to be seen in places much

frequented: the other kind may often be seen by dozens in the folds of a

tent, &c., laid by in a dark place among old rubbish; and, not

unfrequently, in the cracks of old mud walls. Many a poor servant, in

walking about a house at night, or in rummaging among old stores, gets

stung by the _beeçhu_ (scorpion). The part affected generally swells,

and smarts, or, rather aches, considerably: but the remedy is easy; a

rag moistened with vinegar affording speedy relief. The same application

is equally proper in case of being bitten by a _centipede_, called by

the natives _kaungoojer_; from the opinion entertained that it is apt to

creep into the ear. That such _may_ have taken place, cannot be denied;

but it would, I believe, prove extremely difficult to produce a

well-authenticated instance. The centipede is by no means calculated for

such an insinuation; he being of some breadth, and growing, rather

quickly, to such a size as must preclude the possibility of his getting

into the ear: I have seen several measuring nine and ten inches in

length; and as broad, though not above a third so thick, as a man’s

finger: we may consider half those dimensions to constitute the ordinary

bulk.

Wasps and hornets are every where abundant during the whole year: the

latter commonly nestle in the ground, or in the hollow of a tree, or

perhaps form a small cell in some corner, or under a thatch, and there

deposit their larvæ. The former are sometimes seen in such numbers as to

occasion considerable uneasiness; they not only make their nests within

the walls of _bungalows_, if, by means of cracks, or of distances

between wood-work, they should find the opportunity, but boldly

construct their combs within the apartments; sometimes attached to a

cornice, but most generally in one of the upper corners of a window

frame, so as to have ready means of retiring. The destruction of these

intruders is not always practicable, without considerable danger. The

best mode is to cover a man well up in a blanket, and to place on his

head a pot of embers, on which a lump of sulphur is laid; so that, by

standing under the comb, the fumes may stupify, or at least expel, the

wasps; after which the comb may be removed without difficulty. The

greatest danger is when the wasps take possession of some spot very near

to the thatch; for instance, if they attach their dwelling to one of the

rafters. When it is considered, that half the thatches are extremely

decayed, and take fire like tinder, it must be obvious how delicately

the operation should be managed: in such case, a slow match, made to

contain a large portion of sulphur, and fastened to the end of a pole,

is, perhaps, the most secure device; for, if a single spark were to fly

into the thatch, it probably would, like Doctor Slop’s wig, be ‘nearly

consumed before it were well kindled!’

Bees are by no means so bold as wasps and hornets, but they frequently

take possession of some bush, or even of several parts of a hedge around

a garden, especially one well stocked with flowers; rendering it unsafe

to approach that quarter. The combs are sometimes large, but may,

perhaps, on the average, when full, weigh from four to ten pounds. No

bees are domesticated in India; at least I never heard of an apiary of

any description; though, from the great abundance of food to be had at

all seasons, it might prove very easy to maintain them properly. The

truth is, that wild honey is so cheap and abundant as to preclude the

necessity for taking any further pains to obtain it, than merely cutting

the combs away from their thorny defences.

Bugs, such as infest our beds in Europe, are beyond imagination numerous

throughout the East. Every _charpoy_, (or bedstead,) of whatever size,

or description, in use among the natives, swarms with them! Hence, it is

next to impossible to prevent their getting among the furniture, and

especially into the boxes, drawers, &c., in which cloaths are kept; and

the most careful, cleanly person, may sometimes find a stray bug

crawling upon his linen, or lying concealed among the plaits. Musquito

curtains are, on this account also, very useful; but they should be

searched daily, lest any stragglers, &c., be on them. Perhaps the best

defence against these nasty tormentors, is that in general use as a

preventive against the visits of ants, centipedes, &c.; viz. causing the

four posts of a bed to stand each upon a stone, perhaps a foot in

diameter, and five or six inches deep, wherein a deep trough is cut,

which, being kept full of water, insulates each post. Some use metal

pans, which certainly have a neater appearance, and secure the carpet,

mat, &c., from being injured by the damp; which sometimes will find its

way, more or less, through stone, however hard.

The natives rarely have posts to their bedsteads; though a few,

occasionally, affix a kind of tester, by means of a staple, at the head;

those who could afford the best furniture, and every convenience, are

more pleased when attended by a slave, or menial, who, with a small

_punkah_, (or fan,) gently agitates the air, and keeps off flies and

musquitoes. It scarcely need be pointed out how offensive such a

practice may occasionally prove, and that when the servant drops asleep

while performing his tedious office, the master generally will be

awaked. Some, of the natives especially, cannot go to sleep without

being lulled thereto, by means of an operation called by Europeans

_shampoing_. This consists in a gentle pressure of the feet and legs, as

also of the arms and hand, or, occasionally, of the body also, between

the hands of the operator, who passes either slowly, or rather rapidly,

according to the fancy of his, or her, master, from one part to another.

That considerable relief is obtained from _shampoing_, cannot be

doubted; I have repeatedly been restored surprizingly from severe

fatigue, as well as from a certain langor and watchfulness, common in

hot climates, and no doubt proceeding from indigestion, or from a

nervous affection, merely by having my feet gently pressed in this

manner. It is curious, that Captain Cook should have found this custom

to be prevalent in the Island of Tongataboo, where it is called

‘_toogey-toogey_,’ in allusion to the beating of a drum with the fists.

Now, the common small drums used in India, which are suspended in front

of the body, are called ‘_doog-doogies_,’ and, in some places, the

natives of India, _shampo_, by beating with the fists, calling the

operation, not by the common term _debounah_, (or pressing,) but

_doogaunah_. It is a question whether the latter term be a corruption,

or a derivative from the _doog-doogy_. A similar practice obtains in

Egypt, and, indeed, throughout the Turkish empire; especially at the

baths, where _shampoing_ is considered a matter of course. If my memory

be correct, Captain Cook was relieved from a severe rheumatic complaint

by an operation of this description; with this difference, that, in lieu

of soothing pressure, the parts affected were not beat gently, but

squeezed forcibly, between the hands. I have somewhere read, that

_gouty_ pains were in like manner removed; but should conclude, that

such could only be flying pains; for the tenderness of parts locally

attacked by the gout, could not, I apprehend, be invaded, without

subjecting the party to excruciating torture.

Setting apart the benefits which may occasionally be derived from

_shampoing_, we may consider it as one of those luxuries which, like the

_hookah_, the snuff-box, the brandy-bottle, &c., become so habitual as

to plunge us into indescribable uneasiness whenever they may be out of

our reach; of course, it is prudent to avoid being _shampoed_, except

when a kind of restlessness, or watchfulness, is induced by excess, of

any description. In such case, immediate relief is often of great

importance; but it may be proper not to have recourse to the indulgence

except on emergency, since its effects are gradually lessened by

repetition, and the want of a menial to perform the operation may cause

much irritation and disquietude.

The greatest attention is requisite to aërate every apartment in a

proper manner daily; without that precaution, all the aids of

_champoing_, of musquito-curtains, water-pots, bathing, &c., will be of

little avail, as fevers and obstructions of the liver invariably follow,

whenever the atmosphere within a chamber is allowed to become foul: I

know not, indeed, any thing more weakening, or more destructive to the

constitution, than sleeping in one that is deficient in point of

ventilation; and to continue in such, after being, in any degree,

indisposed, is little less than absolute insanity! Nothing will be found

to contribute more to health than sleeping cool; adverting, at the same

time, to the precautions already laid down, not to place the cot so that

any forcible current of air should pass over it, lest perspiration be

obstructed, and the worst consequences be induced. The winter months

will often dictate the use of one, or perhaps two, good thick blankets;

while the summer heats will cause the rejection of all bed-cloathing

above the body; occasioning the general use of long drawers, which, for

the most part, are made of thin silk, or of fine calico: some have them

made with feet, thereby effectually preventing musquitoes from biting in

that quarter, but, to me, such were always extremely unpleasant.

During the hottest part of the year, many dispense with their shirts,

but retain their _banians_, or under-shirts, the skirts of which are

confined by the long drawers, which are usually fastened by a drawing

cord of silk. Early rising is particularly to be recommended, for the

purpose of taking exercise before breakfast. Among military persons this

salutary practice is generally inculcated _malgré lui_; and, among

civilians, ought to be so, by the additional motive of having the

forenoon devoted to office attendance, or to whatever duties may demand

notice.

The amusements offered to Europeans in India are by no means numerous,

nor are they of any continuance; the climate, the localities, and the

occupations, of all, rendering it impossible to partake of such variety,

or in such comfort, as we enjoy in Europe. Calcutta can boast of a very

tolerable theatre, centrically situated, and spacious enough to contain

as many spectators as are generally to be found within the town. This

was built about fifty years ago, by subscription, in shares of one

thousand rupees each; but, owing to the very heavy expences incurred in

getting up plays, which formerly depended entirely on the _penchant_ of

gentlemen, who performed all the characters, both male and female, the

debts became so very heavy, that the concern fell into disrepute, and

the shares were sold for half their original value.

It may seem strange, that, while no performers of any description were

employed, the house should get into debt; and, that since hirelings have

been engaged, it should have been in a more flourishing state. The

enigma is, however, easy of solution. Gentlemen of property, fashion,

and consequence, were not easily controlled; they would have new dresses

for every character, and were to be kept in humour by good suppers after

each rehearsal, some tickets for their friends, &c., &c., &c.; so that,

when all was reckoned up, the receipts were invariably less than the

disbursements. It is true that a gold-mohur (2 guineas) was the price of

a box admission, that the pit was half a mohur, and the gallery a

quarter of a mohur; but the house was rarely full, and there were rarely

more than ten pieces performed during the whole year, and those

generally in December, January, and February. The house had cost a lac

of rupees (_i.e._ 100,000, equal to £12,500.) in building, and fitting

up; therefore, there was a constant demand for interest, _at twelve per

cent._, equal to £1,500. yearly; that, however, was commuted into silver

tickets, which necessarily diminished the receipts; causing the shares

to sink from money speculations into mere family conveniences.

The heavy incumbrances brought on by the above inconsiderate measures,

occasioned a necessity for letting out the theatre to any person who

would conduct the amusements in such manner as might prevent matters

from growing worse. This accordingly was done, and a spirit of

enterprize was created in the manager thus appointed by a majority of

the proprietors, whereby a great encrease took place in the

performances, which became chiefly dependant on professional persons

engaged at liberal salaries; while, at the same time, few gentlemen in

the Company’s service contributed the aid of their talents. This

secession was occasioned by the marked displeasure evinced by Marquis

Cornwallis towards all who took parts in the dramas: it threatened to

close the doors of the theatre. A competition arising about the same

time, produced an effect which accidentally sustained the speculation,

by causing an interest, indeed, a spirited party, to be formed, in favor

of the old house, which, in a very short time, triumphed, and caused the

opposition to give up.

With respect to the merits of the gentlemen performers, much may be

said: there certainly were among them some who might have appeared

before a London audience without any fear of disapprobation. The names

of Fleetwood, Messink, Norfor, Golding, Bigger, Call, Keasberry,

Robinson, &c., &c., will long be remembered by the lovers of the drama;

nor will they be easily effaced from the memory of those in whose hearts

their merits, as members of society, were deeply impressed. The scenery

was originally furnished from England, under the auspices of Garrick,

who sent out Mr. Messink for the purpose of regulating the theatre at

its out-set. Since that time, various additions have been made by

different artists of acknowledged ability, among whom, Mr. Battle may be

noticed as possessing superior talents, both in that important branch,

and in the representation of various interesting characters. It is,

however, to be expected, that, notwithstanding the great encrease of the

European population, by whom it is almost wholly supported, the theatre

must be sold off. This, though a severe privation, where every item in

the catalogue of public amusements is highly appreciated, will not fall

heavy on the proprietors. The facility with which the edifice might be

converted into a superb suite of offices, or into a magnificent

dwelling, would insure them the re-payment of their money; especially as

the quantity of land reserved around it, for the accommodation of

_palanquins_, &c., is extremely valuable: indeed, that alone must be

worth full the aggregate amount of the shares at their ordinary value;

which has generally been about forty or fifty per cent. under par.

The temporary theatres that have at various times been erected at the

several military stations, have always offered considerable

gratification to their several audiences. In these cheap ‘epitomes of

Roman greatness’ many a good play has been performed in an excellent

style, such as put us in mind of the mother-country, and occasioned many

a comparison by no means derogatory to the Asiatic boards. Exclusive of

the exertions of those officers who indulged themselves in this

recreation, many of the noncommissioned and privates of the European

regiments contributed richly to the catalogue of histrionic characters.

Some, though perhaps not gifted with grace, nor enriched by erudition,

nevertheless displayed an accurate discrimination of the authors’

intentions, and commanded the applause of their audiences; among whom, a

very large portion were competent judges of dramatic excellence.

The Calcutta race-course is situate about a mile and a half to the

southward of the town; it is by no means duly preserved, being

occasionally much injured by the carriages of gentlemen who frequent it

as a ride. It is true there is a clerk of the course; but he has no

power to enforce the observance of the rules laid down by the

Jockey-Club; he cannot, in fact, prevent the course from being miserably

defaced, and cut up; nor can he, even when the horses are running, keep

it clear from obstructions. This evil arises from a want of disposition

in the majority of those who frequent the place, to join in the sports,

or even to encourage them; hence, a want of courtesy is prevalent, and

the horses run under great disadvantages. It may be said, that, as they

run only during the cold months, when the turf is tolerably firm, little

injury is done by the carriages which travel over it; but, in answer to

this, it may be urged, that a rut, or track, made at that time, speedily

hardens, and becomes dangerous both to the horses and to their riders.

But, where few are interested, few will be considerate.

Many horses that have started at Calcutta would make no contemptible

figure even at Newmarket: according to the distance, and the time in

which the course has been run over, I have reason to believe, that a

few, which could be mentioned, might competite with the best of the

second class of British racers. Taking into consideration, that such are

entirely the result of chance purchases, and not from any care in

breeding, it may be fairly argued that the horses of India, by which I

mean those brought from Candahar, Lahore, the Maharrattah states, &c.,

possess considerable speed. Many, indeed, of that small indigenous

breed, which is usually held in contempt, especially on the turf, have

displayed very great powers, and distanced horses not only of

considerable value, but of high reputation. The race-grounds in other

parts of the country are not better preserved than that at the

Presidency; however, there is ample room for toleration, both because

there are few horses kept for running; the races, in those quarters,

being merely desultory, and the course generally marked out, _pro

tempore_, from some uncultivated spot; which, having a tolerable

surface, may answer the purpose of amusement for two or three days at

Christmas.

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