OVERHEARD IN THE AMBULANCE DEPARTMENT.

SPECTATORS (_passing in front of groups of models arranged in realistic

surroundings_). All the faces screwed up to suffering, you see!... What

a nice patient expression that officer on the stretcher has! Yes,

they've given _him_ a wax head--some of them are only _papier-mache_....

Pity they couldn't get nearer their right size in 'elmets, though, ain't

it?... There's _one_ chap's given up the ghost!... I know that stuffed

elephant--he comes from the Indian Jungle at the Colinderies!... I _do_

think it's a pity they couldn't get something more _like_ a mule than

this wooden thing! Why, it's quite _flat_, and its ears are only

leather, nailed on!... You can't tell, my dear; it may be a peculiar

breed out there--cross between a towel-horse and a donkey-engine, don't

you know!

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