WHAT SHALL WE EAT?

_Eat what relishes well, and agrees with you afterwards._ This is the best

general rule I have been able to adopt for eating.

There has been so much ridiculous stuff written upon "diet" that most

sensible people have given up trying to follow the prescribed rules of

writers, if not their physician's directions on that score.

Take the following, by one celebrated Dr. Brown, of England, for an

example, although we may find others quite as ridiculous nearer home:--

"For breakfast, toast and rich soup made on a slow fire, a walk before

breakfast, and a good deal after it; a glass of wine in the forenoon,

_from time to time_; good broth or soup to dinner, with meat of any kind

he likes, but always the most nourishing; several glasses of port or punch

to be taken after dinner, till some enlivening effect is perceived from

them, and a dram after everything heavy; one hour and a half after dinner

another walk; between tea-time and supper a game with cheerful company at

cards or any other play, never too prolonged; a little light reading;

jocose, humorous company, avoiding that of popular Presbyterian ministers

and their admirers, and all hypocrites and thieves of every

description.... Lastly, the company of amiable, handsome, and delightful

young women and an enlivening glass."

Dr. Russell, to whom we are indebted for the quotation, might well say

that "John Brown's prescriptions seem a caricature of his system."

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