By the assistance of John G. Saxe, we have already given those

"Early to bed, and early to rise,

Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise,"

fellows a touch of our opinion on too early rising. I base my judgment

upon careful and continued observation during many years.

The Scriptures teach that the day is for work, and night for sleep. This

turning day into night, sitting up till near midnight, is all wrong. It is

ruinous to health and beauty. This other extreme, of rising at four or

five o'clock and pitching into hard labor, is wearing and tearing to the

constitution; and though nature for a while adapts herself to the

necessity, by browning and unnaturally developing the exposed parts of

such deluded or unfortunate persons, _it does it at the expense of his

length of days_. He will not live so long for his over-doing.

Begin by retiring earlier, at the first indication after nightfall of

fatigue and sleepiness. If sweaty, wash the skin quickly, as previously

directed, with warm water, _rubbing dry and warm_, and cover up. Lie on

one side. Do not sleep on your back. You are more liable to dream

laborious or frightful dreams, snore, or have nightmare. Do not sleep in

clothes worn during the day.

Unfortunate is the man or woman, who, from necessity, arises before six or

seven in winter, or five to seven in summer.

Literary persons require more sleep than laborers. Children require more

than adults. Do not lie in bed long after awaking at morning. Open your

window wide as soon as you arise--it is supposed to be partially open at

the top all night.

In inhaling air at night or morning, do it only through the nostrils.

Night air is _not_ injurious any more than day air if so inhaled. Sleep

when sleepy--this is a good rule, unless disease induces unnatural sleep.

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