THE FISH IN LITTLE RIVER ON A SPREE.

Something got into the fish in Little River yesterday morning, "and raised

the mischief" with them. They came to the top of the water, hundreds of

them, and acted as if they were in the last stages of a premature decline.

"Want of breath," such as boys say dogs die with, seemed to be the

trouble. Never were the finny tribe so anxious to get out of water, and

they poked their noses above the surface in the most beseeching way

possible. The appeal was too strong to resist, and hundreds of men, women,

and children, with sudden inventions for furnishing relief, such as

baskets, coal-sifters, bags, etc., fixed at the end of long poles, lined

the banks of the stream, and such luck in fishing has not been witnessed

in this vicinity for years. What produced all this commotion among the

inhabitants of the deep, is only conjectured. Some say a beer brewery,

whose flavoring extracts (one of which is said to be cockle), after being

relieved of their choicest qualities, are sent through a sewer into the

stream, was the fountain head from which the trouble flowed. But beer

drinkers look upon the idea as preposterous; they say it casts an

unwarranted reflection upon a most respectable article of beverage.

Perhaps so. Another claim is that somebody had thrown acid into the water;

and another that decayed vegetable matter, occasioned by the long drought,

has been liberally distributed in the river, from small streams which the

late rains have swollen. We express no opinion about it, for, as the

sensationist would say in speaking of something on a grander scale, "The

whole matter is wrapped in the most profound mystery." It is a sure

thing, however, that the fish had a high old time, and were considerably

puzzled themselves to know what was up. Wouldn't advise anybody to invest

in dressed suckers for a day or two, at least.

Since writing the above, Dr. Crabtre, coroner, informs us that he has

secured several of the fish, and finds, by analyzing, that they were

poisoned by sulphuric acid. The evidence of it is very strong in the fish

that died before being taken from the water. Acid is used at Sharp's

factory, and is thrown in considerable quantities into the river. It will

not be very healthy business to eat fish which have been thus "tampered

with," and, as we are informed that many were dressed yesterday and sent

into market, we caution the public against buying "small fry," unless they

know where they were caught.

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