A CHEMIST'S TESTIMONY.

Dr. Hiram Cox, an eminent chemist of Ohio, states that during two years he

has made five hundred and seventy-nine inspections of various kinds of

liquors, and has found nine tenths of them imitations, and a quarter

portion of them poisonous concoctions. Of brandy, he found one gallon in

one hundred pure; of wine, not a gallon in a thousand, but generally made

of whiskey as a basis, with poisonous articles for condiments. Not a drop

of Madeira wine had been made in that island since 1851. Some of the

whiskey he inspected contained sulphuric acid enough in a quart to eat a

hole through a man's stomach.

[Illustration: MOTHER'S MILK PURE AND HEALTHY.]

[Illustration: MOTHER'S MILK AFTER DRINKING WHISKEY.]

Brandy usually contains sulphuric acid. I obtained a "pure article"

yesterday, from an honest, Christian druggist. In an hour I found

sulphuric acid in it. Acids are easily detected in liquors, by placing in

it for an hour a bright steel spatula. The acids have an affinity to

steel, and the spatula soon turns black, separating the acid from the

liquid supposed to be brandy. If the brandy is sharp to the throat on

swallowing it, be sure that it is not pure, but contains capsicum,

horseradish, or fusel oil. Good brandy will be smooth and oily to the

throat. To detect lead in wine or brandy, suspend a piece of pure zinc in

the glass, and if the lead is present, delicate fibrils of that metal will

form on the zinc.

All malt liquors may be adulterated. Bitter herbs are used instead of

hops. Copperas is used in lager beer; tobacco, nux vomica, and cocculus

indicus in London porter--brown stout. To avoid them, _drink no beer_. It

is of no earthly or heavenly use. A patient who would die without beer

will certainly die with its use. _Spanish flies_ are said to be used in

liquors sometimes.

The strychnine--of whiskey--directs its action to the superior portion of

the spinal cord: hence paralysis, insanity, and sudden death of whiskey

drinkers.

Drinkers often suffer from gravel, from the lime, or chalk, or other

minerals contained in liquors. Alcohol itself will _not digest_, yet

ignorant physicians prescribe alcoholic drinks for dyspeptics.

Vinegar is often made from sulphuric acid. Good vinegar will not burn on

your lips. To detect acid-sulphuric, drop a little of solution of sugar of

lead in your vinegar; the lead precipitates a whitish sediment.

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