AN OLD SHOE.

Quite as odd a fee was that presented to a celebrated New York surgeon

about the year 1845. An eccentric old merchant, a descendant of one of the

early Dutch families of Manhattan Island, was sick at his summer residence

on the Hudson, where his family physician attended him. The doctor gave

him no encouragement that he ever would recover. A most celebrated

surgeon, since deceased, was called as counsel, who, after careful

examination of the case, and considering the merchant's age, coincided

with the opinion of the family physician, and so expressed himself to the

patient.

"Well, if that is all the good you can do, you may return to New York,"

said the doomed man. But as the astonished surgeon was going out of the

house, the invalid sent a servant after him, in haste, saying,--

"Here, throw this old shoe after him, telling him that I wish him better

luck on the next patient;" and drawing off his embroidered slipper, he

gave it to the servant, who, well used to his master's whims, as well as

confident of his generosity, ran after the doctor, flinging the shoe, and

giving the message, as directed. The surgeon felt sure of his fee, well

knowing the ability of the eccentric merchant; but he picked up the shoe,

and placing it in his coat pocket, said to his brother physician, who

accompanied him, "I'll keep it, and I may get something, to _boot_."

[Illustration: A SLIPPER-Y FEE.]

It contained, stuffed into the toe, a draft for five hundred dollars.

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