ODD FEES.

Amongst the many funny things told about Sir Astley Cooper, the eminent

English surgeon, none is better authenticated than that respecting the

"night-cap fee."

In his earlier practice, he had to pass through all the trials and

tribulations, "anxious and ill-rewarded waitings," that lesser stars have

before and since, and ever will, before he became "established." In his

first year's practice in London, his profits were but five guineas; his

second reached the encouraging sum of twenty-five pounds, and increased in

this ratio till the ninth year, when it was one thousand pounds. In one

year he made twenty-one thousand guineas. It is said that one merchant of

London paid him annually six hundred pounds. It wouldn't require but a few

such lucrative patients to keep a doctor in pocket money even at this

day.

A West India millionnaire, named Hyatt, had been to London, and undergone

a severe and dangerous surgical operation at the hands of Sir Astley,

assisted by Drs. Lettsom and Nelson. The operation proved a success, and

the grateful patient only waited till he could sit up in bed a little

while at a time before expressing in some measure his gratitude to the

physicians. All three being present one day, Hyatt arose in bed and

presented the two physicians with a fee of three hundred gold guineas,

and, turning to Sir Astley, who seemed for a moment to have been slighted,

the millionnaire said,--

"And as for you, Sir Astley, you shall have nothing better than that,"

catching off his night-cap, and flinging it almost into Sir Astley's

handsome face--he was said to be the handsomest man in England; "there,

take it, sir."

"Sir," exclaimed the surgeon, with a smile, "I pocket the affront."

On reaching home, and examining the night-cap, he found it contained one

thousand guineas--nearly five thousand dollars.

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