LOVE POWDERS AND DROPS.--FRENCH SECRET, ETC.

I have, by purchase and otherwise, obtained the secret of the compounds of

the celebrated "Spanish," _alias_ "Turkish, Love Powders." I had

previously considered them very harmless preparations. They are quite the

reverse. The powder and drops are _Spanish flies_ and _blood-root_!

Sometimes the former are mixed (pulverized) with fine sugar; but the

Spanish flies (cantharides), either in powder or liquid, is a very

dangerous irritant, a very small dose sometimes producing painful and

dangerous strangury. It is far more certain to produce this distressing

complaint than to cause any sexual excitement. There may be some harmless

powders sold as "love powders," but I have never seen any. I have a

quantity of the former. Any physician or chemist may see it, who is

interested. A few drops of it will produce burning and excoriation of the

mouth and stomach, and inflammation of the stomach, liver, and kidneys.

And this dangerous stuff is sold by ignorant fortune-tellers to any

equally ignorant, credulous creature who may send fifty cents therefor.

_The French Secret_ is only for fools. Reader, _you_ have no occasion for

it. It would be of no positive earthly benefit, provided I could so

construe language as to explain to you what it is, in this connection. Be

assured that you cannot circumvent Nature, except at the expense of

health. _Qui n'a sante n'a rien._

Druggists' clerks sometimes sell to boys _tincture cantharis_ for evil

purposes.

_Hasheesh_ is another dangerous article, sometimes sold at random, and

purchased for no good purpose. A few years since, a great excitement was

produced by the young ladies of P---- Female Seminary obtaining and using

a quantity of _hasheesh_. "One girl took five grains, another _ten_

grains. The latter was rendered insensible, and with difficulty restored

to consciousness, while the former was rushing around under the peculiar

hallucinating effect of the drug, and in a manner bordering on indecency."

I obtained this statement, with more that I cannot publish, from a

physician who witnessed the scene.

"DOES HE LOVE ME?"

Young girls and children are seduced into visiting fortune-tellers. A

Boston fortune-teller, in 1871, took a summer tour through Eastern

Massachusetts and New Hampshire. At Manchester, one evening, some one

knocked lightly at her reception-room door, when, on her answering the

summons, there stood three little girls, of ten or twelve summers.

"Well," said the lady, "what do you children want?"

"We came to have our fortunes told," replied the youngest, drawing her

little form up to represent every half inch of her diminutive dimensions.

With a smile of incredulity, the lady said, "It costs fifty cents.

Besides, you are too small to have a fortune told."

"We've got the money," replied the little speaker; "and we're not too

little. Why, I am ten, and Jenny, here, is twelve."

[Illustration: CHILDREN CONSULTING A FORTUNE-TELLER.]

"Well, come in," replied the fortune-teller. There was a lady present, who

also asked what those children came there for.

The girls sat up in some chairs proffered. The younger one was so small

that her little feet could not reach the floor, and sitting back in her

chair, her little limbs stuck out straight, as such awkward little folks'

will.

The woman told them something, to seem to cover the money paid. It was not

satisfactory, however, and the ten-year-old one put the following

questions:--

"Do you think, ma'am, that the young man who is keeping company with me

loves me?"

This was a poser, and the woman laughed outright.

"What did she reply?" I asked, shocked, though amused, by the

ridiculousness of the whole affair.

"O, Gad, if I know! I was too busy then to listen."

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