FORTUNE-TELLERS AS PROCURESSES.

An able reporter to the Boston Daily Post, who devoted a considerable time

in May, 1869, to visiting and writing up the fortune-tellers of Boston,

which he reported in full in the above paper, and from which I shall copy

more fully hereafter, says in conclusion,--

"From what we are able to learn in this direction, we have arrived at the

conclusion that there are not _less than two hundred men and women_ in

Boston and vicinity who get a good livelihood by this profession, while

many do a large and profitable business.

"One lady, who has reduced her charges to the very lowest figure (fifty

cents for an interview), candidly informed us that her receipts for the

past year had not been less than twelve hundred dollars. Another reported

her receipts from ten to fifty dollars a day.

"Of course no reliable estimate, without better statistics, can be made of

the magnitude of the business; but it seems not extravagant to estimate

their receipts, on an average, at fifteen hundred dollars per annum! or an

annual cost to the people of Boston (and vicinity?) for fortune-telling,

of the snug little sum of three hundred thousand dollars!"

The price advertised for a sitting in 1870 was from twenty-five cents to

one dollar. The Post reporter says of "Mrs. Nellie Richards" (_alias_ Mrs.

Nelson), "Not unfrequently her receipts are fifty dollars per day." Again

of one, "She has received fifty dollars for one sitting." The writer has

visited the most celebrated fortune-tellers here, and been told by them

that they have received five, ten, and twenty dollars for one sitting.

What for? What was the value received? Not from _females_ do they receive

these liberal sums; but from middle-aged or old gentlemen and "married

men," as one assured me. It is quite possible for a few sharp

fortune-tellers to make fifteen hundred dollars per year at merely telling

fools what they may expect from the future. "Middle-aged, old, and married

men" do not consult them, as a general rule, for that purpose.

Here is a true history illustrative of my meaning. I gathered the facts

from the lady.

On Saturday, the 9th of December, 1871, a young woman, residing with her

parents on ---- Street, went to the afternoon performance at the Boston

Museum. A young man made three unsuccessful attempts to "flirt" with her.

The third time she slightly shook her head. Some one, seated immediately

behind her, touched her on the shoulder, and said, "Right, young lady; you

did right not to notice him."

"I turned my head," said my informant, "and just made the least bit of

acknowledgment to a fine-looking, elderly gentleman, who, perhaps, was

rising fifty. He was an utter stranger to me, and I did not observe him

afterwards. On the following week I received a note--a very pretty,

delicate letter--from the very gentleman. He explained that he saw me at

the performance of "Elfie," and was much struck by my lady-like

appearance, and the rest, begging the privilege of calling on me

privately. Now, how could he have obtained my address?"

"Did the other party, the young 'flirt,' know it?" I asked.

"No--not probable. I was not so astonished in receiving a letter from a

stranger, as I was on learning that the nice-looking old gent at the

theatre should have sent it, and that he possessed my address."

"Why not surprised by receiving the letter from a stranger?" I asked.

"Because I visited a fortune-teller, a day or two before, who told me I

should receive a letter from a middle-aged man, and that it would be to my

interest to cultivate his friendship, as he was a nice old covey, and was

rich and liberal."

"The secret is out! Did the fortune-teller know your address?"

"O, yes; she was an old friend of my mother's, _and asked me nothing for a

sitting_. And would _she_ possibly betray the daughter of her old friend?"

I have since learned that the young woman was married at the time, which

fact the fortune-teller must have known when she advised her to "cultivate

the friendship" of an old _roué_, "as he was rich and liberal."

Rich and liberal! No doubt! The light was astounding which broke in upon

the young lady's mind from my intimating that the old viper, the

fortune-teller (clairvoyant she calls herself), had betrayed her, and

doubtless had received ocular demonstration of the "nice old gentleman's"

liberality. Doubtless there was a five, ten, or twenty dollar sitting! and

the "friend of her mother" could well afford to give her sittings free!

Reader, if you doubt that such villanies are daily practised in this city,

such "betrayals of confidence," and "selling of families," put up "five or

ten dollars for a sitting," almost anywhere, and you can have proof. None

of your fifty cents or dollar affairs--those are for the females; but

"come down" with the V.'s and X.'s; those bring the "great information."

Let us "parable" a case.

"A nice, middle-aged gentleman" calls on Madam Blank.

"Here, now, my good woman, take this fee. Tell me a good future. Let her

have dark hair and eyes. If it is satisfactory, I double the fee."

"Call again next week, or in three or four days," is all the conversation

necessary to pass for the first "sitting."

Before the expiration of the time, just such a young lady calls. The wily

old fortune-teller--too old to sell herself any longer--sells out this,

perhaps, unsuspecting lady with black hair and eyes, by mysteriously

informing her of a certain nice gentleman whom she will meet at a

designated place, at a specified hour, on a particular day! She is _very_

courteous to the girl, asks her nothing for a sitting, has taken a liking

to her, worms from her the secrets of her birth, poverty, weaknesses,

etc., and, with many smiles and fair promises, bows her out.

She next proceeds to inform the "nice gentleman" that the job is cooked,

and the victim is unsuspecting, states where he is to meet her, the signal

by which he is to know her; takes the "double fee," and leaves the rest to

the "nice middle-aged (and shrewd) gentleman" to manage for himself.

How many young women in Boston can avouch for the truth of this statement?

I doubt not there are very many.

_Cui Bono?_ While I know and confess that there are a few ladies who

_profess_ to tell fortunes, find lost property, etc., and who do no

greater deception, still, what positive advantage has ever been derived

therefrom?

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