I paid the bill, and, quite disgusted, took my departure.

That evening I carried the medicines to a druggist, requesting him to

inform me what they were. After examining them, he replied,--

"The liquid is simply sweet spirits of nitre, diluted," looking over his

glasses at me suspiciously, I thought. "These, I should say, are blue

pills, a mild preparation of mercury," returning me the pills. A second

druggist, to whom I applied, told me the same, and, knowing they were not

what I required for a scrofulous tumor, I threw them into the gutter.

_Ah!_

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