What's your
What's your hurry? A deck full of jokers
作者：Niblo, George
体例：题 章数：46
字数：68,989 来源：Project Gutenberg
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共 46 题- S&S HUMOR LIBRARY No. 5 PRICE 25 CENTS
- STREET & SMITH · PUBLISHERS · NEW YORK
- WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?
- I put my foot in it the other night.
- I call that decidedly uncharitable, don't you?
- I honored it with my presence.
- I saw something puzzled him.
- I frowned upon such levity.
- He pointed out the word "question."
- I don't believe I've ever been called a handsome man myself.
- I was the only passenger, you see.
- I tried to get to my feet.
- I told him my name.
- I expected to see a big pistol in it, but no, it was empty.
- I was out in a country cemetery lately.
- I know better now.
- I was surprised.
- I saw a great light.
- I have come to dread the holiday time.
- I held him up.
- I liked his nerve.
- I was really distressed.
- I have good cause to remember that day.
- I got it, though.
- I dropped into a wholesale shoe house the other day to see a friend.
- I hope he got it.
- I hardly know what to make of the new girl.
- I think Harper's wife was anxious to be a convert.
- I expected to see him gored to death.
- I gloated.
- I made a bee line for him.
- I went to a dinner in that same town.
- The play was "The Forty Thieves."
- I like to go househunting with my wife.
- I had a cigar box under my arm.
- Niblo."
- I remember trying it once, only to get the cold laugh.
- I held my very breath with awe.
- I want you to understand that this is no donation party.
- I wonder what Mr. Man was doing. Maybe he had the cradle to rock.
- Page 12, added period after "stopped."
- Page 41, changed "neice" to "niece."
- Page 50, added missing apostrophe to "Jerry's."
- Page 63, changed "repentent" to "repentant."
- Page 67, changed "forebear" to "forbear."
- Page 75, changed "couse" to "course."