CHAPTER VII

FISHING FOR MEN ON THE BOWERY

The Bowery is one of the most unique thoroughfares of the world. The

history of the cheap lodging houses, to which I was commissioned to

carry the gospel, is one of the most interesting phases of the

Bowery's history. Ex-inspector Thomas Byrnes has described the lodging

house of the Bowery as "a breeding place of crime." He probably did

not know that the cheap lodging house had its origin in a

philanthropic effort. It was in 1872, somewhere on the edge of a

financial panic, that the first lodging house of this type was

organized by two missionaries--Rev. Dr. A.F. Shauffler and the Rev.

John Dooley. The Young Men's Christian Association of the Bowery found

a lot of young men attending its meetings who were homeless, and their

endeavour to solve this problem resulted in the fitting up of a large

dormitory on Spring Street. Somebody--Ex-inspector Byrnes says a Mr.

Howe--saw a business opportunity in the philanthropy and copied the

dormitory.

There were from sixty to seventy of them on the Bowery when I began my

work. These I visited every day of the week. There was a glamour and

a fascination about it in the night-time that held me in its grip as

tightly as it did others. What a study were the faces--many of them

pale, haggard; many of them painted! How sickly they looked under the

white glare of the arc lights that fizzled and sputtered overhead!

Many of its shops have been "selling out below cost," for over twenty

years.

I did not confine myself to the Bowery, but went to the small side

streets around Chatham Square. They were also filled with cheap

lodging houses. The lowest of these were called "bunk houses." Only

one of the bunk houses remains. That is situated at No. 9 Mulberry

Street. It is there to-day, little altered from the day I first

entered it over twenty years ago. The price for lodging ranges from

seven to fifteen cents, but fifteen cents was the more usual price.

My headquarters at first was the City Mission Church on Broome Street,

called "The Broome Street Tabernacle," and to it I led thousands of

weary feet. The minister at that time was the Rev. C.H. Tyndall, a

splendid man with a modern mind; but I filled his tabernacle so full

of the "Weary Willies of the Bowery" that Mr. Tyndall revolted, and as

I look back at the circumstance now, he was fully justified in his

revolt. Mr. Tyndall was doing a more important work than I was, more

fundamental and far-reaching. He was touching the family life of the

community and he saw what I did not see--that our congregations could

not be mixed; that my work was spoiling his. I did not see it then. I

see it now. So I betook myself to another church, and this other

church got a credit which it did not deserve, for they had no family

life to touch. It was a church at Chatham Square, and its usefulness

consisted in the fact that it was situated where it could catch the

ebb and flow of the "tramp-tide."

I spent my afternoons in the lodging houses, pocket Bible in hand,

going from man to man as they sat there, workless, homeless, dejected

and in despair. I very soon found that there was one gospel they were

looking for and willing to accept--it was the gospel of work; so, in

order to meet the emergency, I became an employment agency. I became

more than that. They needed clothing and food--and I became a junk

store and a soup kitchen.

After six months' experience in the work, I had a story to tell. It

was very vivid, and I could always touch the tear glands of a

congregation with it, and stir their hearts; so I went from church to

church, uptown and out of town and anywhere, and told the story of my

congregation on the Bowery. The result was not by any means a solution

of my problem, nor of the tramp problem, but carloads of old clothes,

and money to pay for lodgings. There was such a terrific tug at my

heartstrings all the time that I never had two coats to my own back,

or a change of clothing in hardly any department. As for money, I was,

as they were, most of the time penniless! Everything I could beg or

borrow went into the work.

At the close of the first year, the results were rather discouraging.

I got a number of men work, but very few had made good. Hundreds of

men had been clothed, fed and lodged, but they had passed out of my

reach. I knew not where they had gone. Scarcely one per cent. ever let

me know even by a postal card what had become of them, or how they

fared, and yet my work was called successful.

Sunday afternoons, with a baby organ on my shoulder and a small group

of converts and helpers following closely behind, I went down the

Bowery and held meetings in about half a dozen houses. I did most of

the speaking, but urged the converts to tell their own stories at each

service. I have said that I was never interfered with or molested in

the work, and the following incident can hardly be called an

exception. A broken-down prize fighter, slightly under the influence

of liquor, tried to prevent us from holding a meeting one afternoon. I

reasoned with him.

"You don't seem to know who I am," he said. I confessed my ignorance.

"Well," he said, "I'm Connelly, the prize fighter!"

"Then you're what your profession calls a 'bruiser'."

"Sure!" he replied.

"Probably you are not aware, Mr. Connelly, that the Bible has

something to say about bruisers."

He explained that, being a Roman Catholic, his Bible was different

from mine, and he did not think there were any bruisers in his Bible.

"Oh, you are mistaken, Mr. Connelly. This is your Bible I have with

me"--and I produced a small Douey Bible, and turning over the pages in

Genesis I read a passage which I thought might appeal to him:

"'The seed of the woman shall bruise the serpent's head.' I suppose

you know who the woman was, Connelly."

"The Holy Virgin?" he inquired.

"Yes; and the serpent is the Devil, and he has been pouring firewater

into you and has been making you say things you would not otherwise

say. As for the seed of the woman, that is Jesus Christ; and this

Douey Bible of yours tells you that Jesus Christ is able to bruise the

head of the old serpent in you, which is the Devil." That sounded

rather reasonable to the retired prize fighter, and he quieted down

and we proceeded with the service.

The society for which I worked, occasionally sent down visitors to be

shown around the lodging houses, and often I took them in there

myself; but the thing grew very distasteful to me, for I never got

hardened or calloused to the misery and sorrow of the situation, and

it seemed to me eminently unfair to parade them.

About the last man I took around was Sir Walter Besant. I dined with

him at the Brevoort House one night, and took him around first to one

of the bunk-houses and then to various others, and also into the

tenement region around Cherry Street.

"Keep close to me," I told Besant as we entered the bunk house, "don't

linger;" so we went to the top floor. The strips of canvas arranged in

double tiers were full of lodgers. The floor was strewn with

bodies--naked, half naked and fully clothed. We had to step over them

to get to the other end. There was a stove in the middle of the room,

and beside it, a dirty old lamp shed its yellow rays around, but by no

means lighted the dormitory. The plumbing was open, and the odours

coming therefrom and from the dirty, sweaty bodies of the lodgers and

from the hot air of the stove--windows and doors being tightly

closed--made the atmosphere stifling and suffocating.

After stepping over the prostrate bodies from one end of the dormitory

to the other, the novelist was almost overcome and when we got back to

the door he begged to be taken to the open air. When we got to Chatham

Square, he said--"Take me to a drugstore." Besant knew the underworld

of London as few men of his generation knew it, but he had never seen

anything quite so bestial, so debauched and so low as the bunk-house

on Mulberry Street.

It seems strange to me now that after having tramped the streets of

New York with the unemployed and after having shared their misery,

disappointment and despair, that I should, as a missionary, have

entirely forgotten it, and that after years of experience among them,

I should still be possessed of the idea that men of this grade were

lazy and would not work if they had it. One afternoon in a bunk-house

I was so possessed of this idea that I challenged the crowd.

"You men surely do not need any further evidence of my interest in

you," I remarked. "All that I have and am belongs to you; but I cannot

help telling you of my conviction: that most of you are here because

you are lazy. Now, if any man in the house is willing to test the

case, I will change clothes with him to-morrow morning and show him

how to find work."

The words had scarcely escaped my lips when a man by the name of Tim

Grogan stood up and accepted the challenge.

I made an appointment to meet Grogan on Chatham Square at half-past

five the next morning. Before I met him, I had done more thinking on

the question of the unemployed than I had ever done in my life. I

balked on the change of clothing article in the agreement--and

furnished my own. Two or three men had enough courage to get up early

in the morning and see Tim off--they were sceptical about my

intention.

The first thing that we did was to try the piano, soap and other

factories on the West Side. From place to place we went, from

Fourteenth to Fifty-ninth Street without success. Sometimes under

pretence of business and by force of the power to express myself in

good English, I gained an entrance to the superintendent; but I always

failed to find a job. We crossed the city at Fifty-ninth Street and

went down the East Side. Wherever men were working, we applied. We

went to the stevedores on the East Side, but they were all "full up."

"For God's sake," I said to some of them, but I was brushed aside with

a wave of the hand. I never felt so like a beggar in my life. Tim

trotted at my heels, encouraging me with whimsical Irish phrases, one

of which I remember--

"Begorra, mister, the hardest work for sure is no work at all, at

all!"

In the middle of the afternoon, I began to get disturbed; then I

decided to try a scheme I had worked over for hours. "Keep close to

me, now, Tim," I said, as I led him to a drugstore at the corner of

Grand Street and the Bowery.

"Sir," I said to the clerk, "you are unaccustomed to giving credit, I

know; but perhaps you might suspend your rule for once and trust us

to the amount of five cents?"

"You don't talk like a bum," he said, "but you look like one."

I thanked him for the compliment to my language, but insisted on my

request.

"Well, what is it?" asked the clerk with somewhat of a sneer.

"I am hungry and thirsty. I have looked for work all day and have

utterly failed to find it. Now I have a scheme and I know it will

work. Oxalic acid eats away rust. If I had five cents' worth, I could

earn a dollar--I know I could."

He looked curiously at me for a moment, and said with an oath:

"By--! I've been on the Bowery a good many years and haven't been sold

once. If you're a skin-game man, I'll throw up my job!"

I got the acid. I played the same game in a tailor-shop for five

cents' worth of rags. Then I went to a hardware store on the Square

and got credit for about ten cents' worth of brickdust and paste. I

took Tim by the arm and led him across the west side of Chatham

Square. There used to be a big drygoods store on the east side of the

Square, with large plate-glass windows, and underneath the windows,

big brass signs.

"Nothing doing," said the floorwalker, as I asked for the job of

cleaning them; nevertheless, when he turned his back, I dropped on my

knees and cleaned a square foot--did it inside of a minute.

"Say, boss," I said, "look here! I'm desperately hard up. I want to

make money, and I want to make it honestly. I will clean that entire

sign for a nickle."

It was pity that moved him to give me the job, and when it was

completed, I offered to do the other one. "All right," he said; "go

ahead."

"But this one," I said, "will cost you a dime."

"Why a nickle for this one and a dime for the other?" he asked.

"Well," I said, "we are just entering business. In the first case I

charged you merely for the work done; in the second, I charge you for

the idea."

"What idea?" he inquired.

"The idea that cleanliness is part of any business man's capital."

"Well, go ahead."

When both signs were polished I offered to do the big plate-glass

windows for ten cents each. This was thirty cents below the regular

price, and I was permitted to do the job. Tim, of course, took his cap

off, rolled his shirtsleeves up and worked with a will beside me.

After that, we swept the sidewalk, earning the total sum of

thirty-five cents. We tried to do other stores, but the nationality of

most of them was against us; nevertheless, in the course of the

afternoon, we made a dollar and a half. I took Tim to "Beefsteak

John's," and we had dinner. Then I began to boast of the performance

and to warn Tim that on the following Sunday afternoon I should

explain my success to the men in the bunk-house.

"Yes, yes, indeed, yer honour," said Tim, "y're a janyus! There's no

doubt about that at all, at all! But----"

"Go on," I said.

"I was jist switherin'," said Tim, "what a wontherful thing ut is that

a man kin always hev worruk whin he invints ut."

"Well, that's worth knowing, Tim," I said, disappointedly. "Did you

learn anything else?"

"There's jist one thing that you forgot, yer honour."

"What is it?" I asked.

"Begorra, you forgot that if all the brains in the bunk-house wor put

together they cudn't think of a thrick like that--the thrick of

cleaning a window wid stuff from a dhrugstore! They aint got brains."

"Why haven't they?"

"Ach, begorra, I dunno except for the same raisin that a fish hasn't

no horns!"

We retraced our steps to the drugstore and the tailor-shop and the

hardware store, and paid our bills and I handed over what was left to

Tim.

This experiment taught me more than it taught Tim. It made a better

student of me. I had investigated the cases of a hundred men in that

same bunk-house--their nationality, age and occupation--and I had

tried to find out the cause of their failure. And my superficial

inquiry led me to the conclusion that the use of intoxicating liquor

was the chief cause.

The following table shows the trade, nationality and age of one of our

Sunday audiences in the B---- bunk-house. The audience numbered 108,

and were all well-known individually to the Lodging House Missionary.

_Trade_

Engineer 1

Waiter 1

Watchman 1

Labourers 17

'Longshoremen 7

Junkmen 3

Mechanics 3

Coal Heavers 18

Street Peddlers 4

Beer Helpers 2

Knife Grinders 4

Tailors 4

Cooks 2

Cigar Makers 2

Upholsterer 1

Painter 1

Butcher 1

Shoemakers 6

Gardeners 3

Gilder 1

Jeweler 1

Oysterman 1

Bronzer 1

Truckman 1

Firemen 2

Last Maker 1

Farmer 1

Thieves and Bums of various grades 18

____

Total 108

_Nationality_

Germans 52

Americans 19

Irish 22

English 4

Swedish 2

Austrians 2

Scotch 2

Welsh 1

French 2

Greek 1

Cuban 1

____

Total 108

_Age_

Between 20 and 30 21

" 30 and 40 30

" 40 and 50 29

" 50 and 60 20

" 60 and 70 8

____

Total 108

Average age, 41 years

Despite my experience with Tim Grogan, I diagnosed the condition of

these men as being entirely due to strong drink. I went back over the

ground and investigated with a little more care the causes that led

them to drink, and this was the more fruitful of the two

investigations. I wondered why men would not even stick at a job when

I got them work. A careful investigation led me to the belief that,

when a man gets out of a job once, he loses just a little of the

routine, the continuity, the habit of work, and it is just a little

harder to apply himself when he begins again. If a man loses a job two

or three times in a year, it is just as many times harder to go on

with a regular job when it comes. Lack of regular employment is the

cause not only of the physical disintegration, but of the moral

disintegration also; so, these men who had been out of employment so

often, actually could not stick at a job when they got it. They were

disorganized. A few of them had the stamina to overcome this

disorganization. I found the same to be true in morals. When a man

made his first break, it was easier to make the second, and it was as

easy for him to lose a good habit as to acquire a bad one.

The same thing holds good in what we call charity. A terrific

soul-struggle goes on in every man and woman before the hand is put

out for the first time. Self-respect is a tremendous asset, and

people hold on to it as to their very souls; but when a hand is held

out once and the community puts alms therein, the fabric of

self-respect begins to totter, and the whole process of disintegration

begins.

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