CHAPTER VIII

A BUNK-HOUSE AND SOME BUNK-HOUSE MEN

I made my headquarters, while a lodging-house missionary, in the

Mulberry Street bunk-house. It was only a block from Chatham Square,

and central. The first thing I did was to clean it. I proceeded with

soap and water to scrub it out, dressed in a pair of overalls. While

performing this operation, a tall gaunt figure lurched into the room

with his hands in his pockets--a slit for a mouth, shaggy eyebrows,

rather small eyes. He looked at me for a moment as if in astonishment,

and then he said:

"Hello, bub, what's de game?"

"I'm a missionary," I answered.

"Ye are, eh?"

"Yes. When I finish cleaning the floor, I am going to attempt to clean

up some other things around here."

"Me too, hey?"

"Yes; don't you think you need it?"

He laughed a hoarse, gutteral laugh, and said:

"Don't get bughouse, boss. Ye'd wind up just where ye begun--on the

floor."

This man, who was known in the bunk-house as "Gar," was known also by

the names of "McBriarty" and "Brady." He had been in the army, but

they could not drill him. He had spent fifteen years in State's Prison

for various offences, but for a good many years he had been bungling

around in cheap lodging houses, getting a living by his wits. He was

the toughest specimen of a man I ever saw. There was a challenge in

him which I at once accepted. It was in his looks and in his words. It

was an intimation that he was master--that missionaries were somewhat

feeble-minded and had to do with weak people. I was not very well

acquainted with the bunk-house at the time, but I outlined a plan of

campaign the major part of which was the capture of this primordial

man. Could I reach him? Could I influence and move him to a better

life? If not, what was the use of trying my theological programme on

others? So I abandoned myself to the task. I knew my friends and the

officers of the missionary society would have considered it very

ill-advised if the details of the plan had been known to them, so I

slept in the bunk-house and stayed with him night and day. Of course,

I would not have done it if I had not seen beyond him: that if I could

gain this man, I would gain a strategic point. He himself would be a

great power in the bunk-house; first of all, because he was physically

fit. He was selected because he could pitch any two men in the house

out of it; and even from a missionary's point of view, that was

important. He resented at first my interference, but gentleness and

love prevailed, and he finally acquiesced.

The hardest part of the plan was to eat with him in an underground

restaurant where meals cost five and ten cents a piece. When he was

"tapering off," I went with him into the saloons. He visited the cheap

fake auction-rooms and would buy little pieces of cheap jewelry

occasionally and sell them at a few cents' profit. These things

nauseated me. There was no hope of finding this man any work. He did

not want work, anyway; could not work if he had it.

He tried, during the first week that I was with him, to disgust me;

first with his language and then with his actions. He put the lights

out in the dormitory one night, and in the darkness pulled three or

four men out of the bunks, cuffed them on the side of the head and

kicked them around generally. He thought this was the finishing touch

to my vigil. When the superintendent came up and lit the lamp again,

he had an idea that it was the bouncer and came over to his cot, which

was beside mine, and found him snoring. When all was quiet, the

bouncer said to me:

"What did ye tink of it, boss, hey?"

"Oh," I said, "that was a very tame show, and utterly uninteresting."

"Gee!" he said, "you must have been a barker at Coney Island."

The test of my theology on him proved a failure. The story of the

prodigal son was a great joke to him. He said of it:

"Say, bub, if you ever strike an old gazabo as soft as dat one, lemme

know, will ye?" Prayer to him was "talking through one's hat."

In a few weeks he straightened up and began to give me very fine

assistance in the bunk-house. His change of mind and heart almost lost

him his job, for he lost a good deal of his brutality--the thing that

fitted him for his work. In ushering insubordinate gentlemen

downstairs, he did it more with force of persuasion than with the

force of his shoe. He continued my campaign of cleaning, and decorated

the kalsomined walls with chromos that he bought at one penny apiece.

He was a psychologist and would have probably been surprised if

anybody had told him so. He could tell at once the moral worth of a

lodger; so he was a very good lieutenant and picked out the best of

the men who had reached the bottom--and the bunk-house was the bottom

rung of the social ladder. Every day he had his story to tell--of the

newcomers and their possibilities. His conversion was a matter of slow

work. Indeed, I don't know what conversion meant in his case. It

certainly was not the working out of any theological formula that I

had preached to him.

The telling of this man's story in churches helped the work a great

deal. It was the kind of thing that appealed to the churches--rather

graphic and striking; so, unconsciously we exploited him. We could

have gotten a hundred dollars to help a man like this--whose life

after all was past or nearly past--to one dollar we could get for the

work of saving a boy from such a life!

Among the most interesting characters that I came in contact with in

those days was Dave Ranney; he is now himself a missionary to the

Bowery lodging houses. I was going across Chatham Square one night,

when this man tapped me on the shoulder--"touched me"--he would call

it. He was "a puddler from Pittsburg," so he said.

"Show me your hands," I replied. Instead, he stuck them deep into his

trouser pockets, and I told him to try again. He said he was hungry,

so I took him to a restaurant, but he couldn't eat. He wanted a drink,

but I wouldn't give that to him. He walked the streets that night, but

he came to me later and I helped him; and every time he came, he got a

little nearer the truth in telling his story. Finally I got it all. He

squared himself and began the fight of his life.

Another convert of the bunk-house was Edward Dowling. "Der's an old

gazabo here," said the bouncer to me one day, "and he's got de angel

goods on him O.K." He was a quiet, reticent old man of sixty, an

Irishman who had served in the British Army in India with Havelock and

Colin Campbell. He had bought a ranch in the West, but an accident to

one of his eyes forced him to spend all his money to save the other

one. He drifted in to New York, penniless and without a friend. Seeing

a tinker mending umbrellas one day on the street, he sat down beside

him and watched the process. In that way he learned something of the

trade.

One Sunday afternoon when I was rallying a congregation in the

bunk-house, I found him on his cot, reading the life of Buffalo Bill.

I invited him down to the meeting, but he politely refused, saying

that he was an Episcopalian. The following Sunday he did come, and his

was the most striking spiritual crisis that I had ever seen. His

conversion was clean-cut, definite and clear; it was of a kind with

the conversion of Paul on the way to Damascus. He was an exceedingly

intelligent man, and could repeat more classic poetry by heart than

any man I have ever known. He came out from that brown mass of human

flotsam and jetsam on the Sunday afternoon following his conversion,

and told them what had happened to him.

The lodgers were very much impressed. It was in the winter-time. The

old man earned very little money at his new trade, but what he had he

shared with his fellow-lodgers. The bouncer told me that the old

tinker would buy a stale loaf for a few cents, then in the

dormitory he would make coffee in tomato cans and gather half a dozen

of the hungriest around him, and share his meal with them--plain bread

soaked in unsweetened coffee. Sometimes he would read a few verses of

the Bible to them, and sometimes merely say in his clear Irish voice:

"There, now, God bliss ye!"

[Illustration: Dowling, Tinker and Colporter.

A Veteran who Served in India under Havelock and Colin Campbell]

At this time he was living on a dollar a week, but every morning he

had his little tea-party around the old stove, his word of greeting,

and his final word of benediction to the men he had selected to share

in his bounty as they slunk out of the bunk-house to begin the day.

Later, he had a large-type New Testament out of which he read a verse

or two every morning at the meal. Very soon the three hundred lodgers

began to look upon him with a kind of awe. This was not because he had

undergone a radical change, for he had always been quiet, gentle and

civil; but because he had found his voice, and that voice was bringing

to them something they could not get elsewhere--sympathy, cheer and

courage.

In the tenement region, particularly in the little back alleys around

Mulberry Street, he mended pots, kettles, pans and umbrellas--not

always for money, but as often for the privilege of reading to these

people messages of comfort out of his large-type New Testament.

Going down Mulberry Street one morning in the depth of winter, I

happened to glance up one of those narrow alleys in "the Bend," and I

noticed my friend standing at a window, his face close to a broken

pane of glass and his large New Testament held in front of him a few

inches from his face. His tinker's budget was by his feet. The door

was closed. In a few minutes he closed the book, put it into his kit,

and as he moved away from the window, I saw a large bundle of rags

pushed into the hole.

"What have you been doing?" I inquired.

He laughed. "There, now, God bliss her," he said. "I put a rib in an

umbrella for her, but she said the house was too dirty to read the

Bible in, so she let me read it through the broken window."

All that winter he tinkered and taught. All winter the little ragged

audiences gathered around him in the morning; and often at eventime

when he retreated into a quiet corner to be silent and rest, he found

himself the centre of an inquiring group of his fellow-lodgers.

Instead of uniting himself to the mission, as such men usually do

after their conversion, I advised him to join one of the prominent

churches of the city, in the downtown district. I thought it would be

good for the church. But we both discovered our mistake later. He was

utterly out of keeping with his surroundings. The church he joined was

an institution for the favoured few--and Dowling was a tinker.

His diary of that period is before me as I write, and I am astonished

at the great humility of this simple-minded man.

He had been asked by the minister of his church to call on him; but

his modesty prevented him until hunger forced him to change his mind.

After starving for three days, he made up his mind to accept that

invitation, and reveal his condition to the well-to-do minister of

this well-to-do church. He was poorly clad. It was a very cold winter

day. The streets were covered with slush and snow. On his way he met

an old woman with a shawl around her, a bedraggled dress and wet feet.

"My good woman," said Dowling, "you must be very cold, indeed, in this

condition."

"Sir," she answered, "I am cold; but I am also starving of hunger.

Could you afford me one cent to get some bread?"

"God bliss ye, dear friend," he said, "I have not been able to taste

food for three days myself; but I am now on the way to the house of a

good friend, a good servant of the Lord; and if I get any help, I will

share it with you. I am a poor tinker, but work has been very slack

this last week. I have not earned enough to pay for my lodging."

The diary gives all the details, the corner of the street where he met

her, the hour of the day.

A servant ushered him into the parlour of his "good friend, the

servant of the Lord." Presently the reverend doctor came down,

somewhat irritated, and, without shaking hands, said:

"Dowling, I know I have asked you several times to call, but I am a

very busy man and you should have let me know. I simply cannot see you

this morning. I have an address to prepare for the opening of a

mission and I haven't the time."

"No handshake--no Christian greeting," records the tinker's diary; and

the account closes with these words: "Dear Lord, do not let the demon

of uncharitableness enter into my poor heart."

He became a colporteur for a tract society, and was given as territory

the towns on the east side of the Hudson River. Tract selling in this

generation is probably the most thankless, profitless work that any

human being could undertake. The poor old man was burdened with a

heavy bundle of the worst literary trash of a religious kind ever put

out of a publishing house. He was to get twenty-five per cent. on the

sales; so he shouldered his kit, with his heart full of enthusiasm,

and began the summer journey on foot. He carried his diary with him,

and although the entries are very brief, they are to the point.

"August 29. Sold nothing. No money for bread or lodging. _God is

good._ Night came and I was _so_ tired and hungry. I went into a grove

and with a prayer of confidence on my lips, I went to sleep. A clock

not far away struck two. Then, rain fell in torrents and a fierce

wind blew. The elements drove me from the grove. A constable held me

up. 'I am a servant of God, dear friend,' I said. 'Why doesn't he give

you a place to sleep, then?' he answered. 'God forgive me,' thinks I

to myself, 'but that is the same unworthy thought that was in my own

mind.' I went into a building in course of erection and lay down on

some planks; but I was too wet to sleep."

Next day hunger drove him to work early. He was turned from one door

after another, by saints and sinners alike, until finally he was so

weak with hunger that he could scarcely walk. Then he became desperate

to a degree, and his diary records a call on another reverend doctor.

This eminent divine had no need for religious literature, nor had he

time to be bothered with beggars. Dowling records in his diary that he

told the minister that he was dropping off his feet with hunger and

would be thankful for a little bread and a glass of water. It seems

almost incredible that in a Christian community such things could

happen; but the diary records the indictment that those tender lips in

life were never allowed to utter--it records how he was driven from

the door.

He had letters of introduction from this rich tract society, and again

he presented them to a minister.

"A very nice lady came," says the record. "I gave my credentials,

explained my condition and implored help.

"_We are retired from the active ministry_," the woman said, "and

cannot help you. We have no further use for religious books."

A third minister atoned for the others, and made a purchase. This was

at Tarrytown. On another occasion, when his vitality had ebbed low

through hunger and exposure, he was sitting on the roadside when a

labourer said, "There is a nigger down the road here who keeps a

saloon. He hasn't got no religion, but he wants some. Ye'd better look

him up." And he did. The Negro saloon-keeper informed him that being a

saloon-keeper shut him and his family from the church.

"Now," he said, "I am going to get Jim, my barkeeper, to look after

the joint while I take you home to talk to me and my family about

God." So they entertained the tinker-preacher, and the diary is full

of praise to God for his new-found friends. The Negro bought a

dollar's worth of tracts, and persuaded the colporteur to spend the

night with them.

With this dollar he returned to New York, got his tinker's budget, and

went back to his missionary field. If people did not want their souls

cured he knew they must have lots of tinware that needed mending; so

he combined the work of curing souls with the mending of umbrellas and

kitchen utensils, and his period of starvation was past. His business

was to preach the new vision and tinker for a living as he went along.

"September 12," reads the diary, "I found myself by the brook which

runs east of the mountain. I had a loaf of bread and some cheese, and

with a tin cup I helped myself to the water of the brook. The

fragments that remained I put in a bundle and tied to the branch of a

tree by the roadside. On the wrapper I pencilled these words:

'Friend--if you come across this food and you need it, do not hesitate

to eat it; but if you don't need it, leave it for I will return at the

close of the day. God bless you.'"

At eventime he returned and was surprised at the altered shape of the

bundle. He found that two beef sandwiches and two big apples had been

added, with this note: "Friend: accept these by way of variety. Peace

to thee!" This gives occasion for another address of prayer and

gratitude to God for His bountiful care. By the brookside he took

supper, and then began the ascent of the hill. After a few hours

fruitless search for the road, he "got stuck," in the words of the

diary. Finding himself in a helpless predicament, he gathered grass

and dry leaves around him and prepared himself for the night.

"Psalms IV. 8 came to my mind," he said, "and I took great comfort in

the words--'I said, I will both lay me down in peace and sleep, for

Thou, Lord, makest me dwell in safety!'"

He woke next morning and found the earth covered with hoar frost,

which suggested to him: "Purge me with hyssop and I shall be clean.

Wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow."

One of my duties while engaged as a missionary on the Bowery was to

render reports of the work done for the missionary society. The

society had a monthly magazine and it was through that medium that

they got the greater part of their support.

In one of my reports I told the story of a London waif. The story made

such an impression upon the superintendent that he thought I was

romancing, and said so. My best answer to that was to produce the boy,

and I produced him. The boy told his own story. Then it was published

in a magazine and produced a strong impression. I think an extra

edition had to be printed to supply the demand.

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