CHAPTER VI

BEGINNINGS IN THE NEW WORLD

I came to the United States in September, 1888. I came as a steerage

passenger. My first lodging on American soil was with one of the

earth's saints, a little old Irish woman who lived on East 106th

Street, New York City. I had served in Egypt with her son, and I was

her guest.

I had come here with the usual idea that coming was the only

problem--that everybody had work; that there were no poor people in

this country, that there was no problem of the unemployed. I was

disillusioned in the first few weeks, for I tramped the streets night

and day. I ran the gamut of the employment agencies and the "Help

Wanted" columns of the papers. It was while looking for work that I

first became acquainted with the Bowery. It was in the current of the

unemployed that I was swept there first. It was there that I first

discovered the dimensions of the problem of the unemployed, and my

first great surprise in the country was to find thousands of men in

what I supposed to be the most wonderful Eldorado on earth, workless,

and many of them homeless.

An advertisement in the morning paper calling for a

"bed-hand"--whatever that might mean--led me to a big lodging-house on

the Bowery. They wanted a man to wash the floors and make the beds up,

and the pay was one dollar a day. I got in line with the applicants. I

was about the forty-fifth man. Many a time I have wished that I could

understand what was passing in the clerk's mind when he dismissed me

with a wave of the hand. I thought, perhaps, that my dismissal meant

that he had engaged a man, but that was not the case. A man two or

three files behind me got the job.

My next attempt led me to a public school on Greenwich Avenue. The

janitor wanted an assistant. I was so weary with my inactivity, that

any kind of a job at any kind of pay would have been acceptable. The

janitor showed me over the school, told me what his work was. Finally,

he took me to the cellar where he had piled up in a corner about

twenty lots of ashes. That, of course, was the first thing to be done,

and though the pile looked rather discouraging, I stripped to the

work, and went at it. My task was to get the ashes outside ready for

carting away. I was about six hours on the job, when I accidently

overheard the janitor say to his wife: "Shut your mouth, I have just

got a sucker of a greenhorn to get them out." That was enough. I got

my coat and hat, went over to the janitor's door, but before I could

open my mouth, his wife said: "What's up?"

"Oh, the job's all right," I replied, "but what I object to is the way

you do your whispering!"

The lowest in the scale of all human employments is the art of

canvassing for a sewing machine company. I did it for two weeks. My

teacher taught me how to canvass a tenement. The janitor is the

traditional arch enemy of the canvasser. My teaching consisted largely

in how to avoid him, circumvent him, or exploit him. A Mrs. Smith--a

mythical Mrs. Smith--always lived on the top floor. I was taught to

interview her first; then I canvassed from the top down.

My district was on the East Side from Fourteenth to Forty-Second

Street. I encountered some rough work with janitors and janitresses in

this region--so rough, indeed, that I considered it a splendid

missionary field; and when I found, crushed in the heart of that

tenement region, a small Methodist Church, I became interested in its

work. I copied its "bill-of-fare" from the board outside the door, and

began, as time permitted, to attend its services. As an offset to the

discouragements I had experienced, I met in this small church two big

men--big, mentally and morally. They were brothers, and during my

twenty-one years in the United States, I have not met their superiors.

They were Lincoln and Frank Moss, both of them leaders in the church,

and although they had moved with the population northward, they

remembered the struggles of their childhood, and gave to it some of

their best manhood.

Selling sewing machines was a failure, but out of it came the

discovery of this splendid field for social and religious activity. I

was directed to the Twenty-third Street Y.M.C.A. There, day after day,

I inquired at the Employment Department until the secretary seemed

tired of the sight of me.

I got ashamed to look at him. One night I sat in a corner, the picture

of dejection and despair, when a big, broad-shouldered man sat down

beside me.

"You look as if you thought God was dead!" he said, smiling.

"He appears to be," I replied.

He put his big hand on my shoulder, looked into my eyes, and drew out

of me my story. I forget what he said, it was brief and perhaps

commonplace, but I went out to walk the streets that night, full of

hope and courage. Before leaving that night I approached the little

man at the employment desk.

"Did you see that big fellow in a gray suit?" I asked.

"Yes."

"Who is he?"

"Mr. McBurney."

"The man whose name is on your letterhead?"

"The same."

"Great guns! and to think that I've been monkeying all these weeks

with a man like you--pardon me, brother!"

Robert R. McBurney was my friend to the day of his death. Many a time,

when out of the pit, I reminded him of the incident. It was from the

little man at the employment desk of the Twenty-third Street Y.M.C.A.

that I got my real introduction to business life--if the vocation of a

porter can be called "business."

I became an under-porter in a wholesale house on Broadway at five

dollars a week, and spent a winter at the job. The head of the house

was a leader of national reputation in his particular denomination. I

was sitting on the radiator one winter's morning before the store was

opened when the chief clerk came in. It was a Monday morning, and his

first words were:

"Well, what did you do yesterday?"

"I taught a Bible Class, led a people's meeting, and preached once,"

was my reply. He looked dumbfounded.

"Do you do that often?" he asked.

"As often as I get a chance," I answered.

An abiding friendship began that morning between us. This man might

have been a member of the firm and a rich man by this time, but he had

a conscience, and it would not permit him to dishonestly keep books,

which his employers wanted him to do, and he quit.

My next job was running an elevator in an office building on West

Twenty-third Street. It was one of the old-fashioned, ice-wagon

variety, jerked up and down by a wire cable. It gave me a good

opportunity for study. In the side of the cage I had an arrangement

for my Greek grammar. This of course, could not escape the notice of

the business men, and if I was a few seconds late in answering their

bell, they always looked like a thunder-cloud in the direction of my

grammar. One of my passengers on that elevator was sympathetic. His

name was Bruce Price, an architect; a tall, fine, powerfully built

man, who had a kindly word for me every morning, and the only

passenger who ever deigned to shake hands with me as if I were a human

being.

After that, I mounted a milk-wagon and served milk in the region of

West Fifty-seventh Street. This drop into the cellars of the

well-to-do gave me contact from another angle with janitors,

janitresses, and servants. I started at four o'clock each morning. I

did not finish until late in the afternoon, but I had all of Sunday

off. I found my way by the touch of the hand, and very soon I seemed

to have the eyesight of a cat to find shafts, dumb-waiters, circuitous

turnings in the sub-cellars of large apartment houses.

The life of a milkman is a busy one, but I found time to mumble my

Greek roots as I trotted in and out of the cellars. My grammar, when

weather permitted, was tied open to a bottle in the cart.

From the milk-wagon I went to a publishing house. They had advertised

for a man with some literary ability, and I had the effrontery to

apply. I drove the milk-cart in front of the publishing-house door,

and, with my working clothes bespattered with milk and grease, I

applied personally for the job.

"What are your qualifications?" the manager asked.

"What kind of work do you want done?" I asked in reply. I found that

they were going to make a new dictionary of the English language, but

their method of making it obviated the necessity for scholarship. They

had an 1859 edition of Webster and a lot of the newer dictionaries,

and Webster was to be the basis of the new one, and we were to crib

and transcribe from all the rest. I was the third man employed on the

work.

My salary to begin with was ten dollars a week. The word "salary" had

a fine sound; it is more refined than "wages," though it was less than

my pay as a milkman. After working a month, I had the temerity to

outline a plan for a dictionary which would necessitate the most

profound scholarship in America. This plan was laughed at, at first,

but finally adopted, and it took seven years and millions of dollars,

and hundreds of the best scholars in the United States and foreign

countries to complete the work. They raised my salary from $10 a week

to $100 a month; but when an opening came to work as a missionary

among the Bowery lodging houses at $60 a month, I considered it the

opportunity of a lifetime, and in 1890 entered my new parish--the

Bowery.

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