To state the evil, without pointing out the remedy, would be next to

useless: but, when I suggest the means of avoiding those difficulties,

or any portion of them, attendant on arrival in a foreign land, it must

be understood, that I consider the stranger to be possessed of pecuniary

means: that is, that he can pay his way. Without this, he can do

nothing; and must undergo all the afflictions and miseries attendant

upon despised poverty, in every part of the globe. It may be proper to

point out in this place, that what might here appear to be liberal

calculations, will not suit the East; where every article of European

manufacture bears so enormous a price, where house-rent is so expensive,

and where it is indispensably necessary to retain so many servants. The

first thing to be done, (setting a letter of recommendation out of the

question,) should be to report arrival at the secretary’s office,

depositing the certificate of the Court of Directors’ licence to proceed

to India; without which, the party is treated as an alien, and scarcely

considered entitled to British protection. This does not arise from

ill-will on the part of government, or of the inhabitants; but from that

strict attention the politics of the country imperiously demand to be

paid to the several characters, and descriptions, of persons residing

within our territory.

The above relates equally to all persons in the civil or military

branches; the certificate granted at the India House must be produced,

in order to identify the party; but if it should have been lost, he

himself, together with the commander who received the order to take him

on board, must attend, to make affadavit to that effect, before the

appointment can be admitted upon the registers in India.

Such as appertain to the civil service, being always strongly

recommended and often finding many old acquaintances of their families

on the spot, require but little advice; nor does the cadet stand much in

need of instruction, as to the manner in which he should provide himself

with a home. All he has to do is to wait upon the town-major, at his

office in Fort-William, when he will receive the necessary order for his

admission into the Cadet Corps, at Baraset, about sixteen miles from

Calcutta.

He who has not these advantages, must do the best his circumstances may

afford; he will find temperance to be not only cheap, but indispensable;

for, if he should act so indiscreetly at the outset as to injure his

health, a thousand privations, and a certain encrease of difficulties,

must follow. The first point must necessarily be to get under cover.

This will not be found so easy, as those who have never quitted England

may suppose. It will be after much research, that a small house will be

had, and then only the bare walls; for no such thing is known in India

as a furnished house to be let; and lodgings are, if possible, still

more out of the question. Fortunately, there are, among the European

shop-keepers in Calcutta, some most respectable characters; men

distinguished for their urbanity, philanthropy, and generosity.

Application should be instantly made to one of these firms, for aid, and

advice. The case should be candidly stated; and, in order to insure

confidence, a deposit of money should be made, either with them, or at

one of the Banks. The consequences will be, that, in a few hours, some

small tenement will be obtained, either on hire, or granted as a

temporary accommodation, and the whole of the articles really necessary

will be provided, at some one or other of the auctions which daily take

place within the central parts of the town.

The appointment of proper servants will be a matter of importance; but,

under the auspices of any old resident, by no means difficult; such will

be not simply the most expeditious, but the safest, way of proceeding;

since those who recommend will, in all probability, be expected,

according to the custom of the place, to become sureties for the honesty

of all persons hired through their means. One servant who can speak

English, or at least, an underling _sircar_, deputed from the warehouse,

will prove a very agreeable resource, on all occasions of difficulty;

but I cannot too forcibly inculcate the good policy, or rather the

absolute necessity, of immediately studying the language: till that is

acquired, to such an extent as may remove the necessity for an

interpreter on ordinary occasions, no person can be deemed independent;

far less, capable of acting in any civil, military, or commercial

capacity, with effect.

Strange to say I have known gentlemen to be resident from ten, to

thirty, years in India, without being able to summon resolution to

acquire sufficient of the Hindui language even to take their accounts!

With such the _sircar_ was every thing. The consequences were,

invariably, that he was rich, and master ever in distress!

Without pretending to make a very accurate estimate, I shall attempt to

give an outline of those expences to which every person keeping house,

though in the most retired manner, and on the most economical plan, must

be subjected. In doing this, I consider the instructions given for the

outfit to have been duly attended to; and, that wearing apparel, plate,

bedding, blankets, sheets, and pillow cases, have been provided. If they

have not, the whole of those articles may be rated at from fifty to a

hundred per cent. more than they would cost in England. The following

brief catalogue will be found to contain only those conveniences which

are indispensable.

Rupees.

One dozen of chairs; say at four rupees each 48

One dining table for six, say 25

Two tepoys (tripods) 3½ each 7

One writing-table, with drawers 25

One bedstead of 6 feet 4 in. by 4 feet 6 in. 30

Curtains to ditto; those for the exterior of chintz 20

Inside ditto, of gauze, to keep out musquitoes 10

Bookcase upon chest of drawers 100

China and glass-ware, say 100

Shades to put over candles, one pair, say 40

(Those with wooden pedestals to be preferred.)

A chillumchee (or metal bason) for washing hands, with its 25

tripod, &c.

A palanquin and bedding 100

Table cloths and towels 50

One large, and one small, satringe (cotton carpet) 25 and 10 35

Various culinary articles, say 40

A variety of small articles in cutlery, &c. say 45

———

Making in all, on a rough estimate 700

———

In this I have not included a horse, because it is not every body who

keeps one, nor is it peremptorily needful; but, both as a convenience,

and as tending to health, I recommend that a cheap, safe, and quiet

poney be provided: numbers are sold every week, at all prices; but I

should think that, including the saddle and bridle, from 250 to 300

rupees, would be going far enough: say the whole expence should be 1000

sicca rupees, or £125; which will, I apprehend, be as little as any

person can expend, so as to be either creditable or comfortable. The

necessary stock of wines, spirits, wax-candles, sauces, sugar-candy,

tea, coffee, salt-petre, and a number of lesser items, would require

full 600 rupees more; under the supposition that a year’s stock were

laid in. At that rate we may compute £200. to be necessary to establish

a gentleman at his residence, supposing it to be fixed. Travelling makes

quite another concern, and will be found to encrease the disbursements

considerably.

A comparison with the prices of those articles we, in Europe, consider

to be requisite for the furniture of two or three rooms, will shew that

Calcutta is by no means a favourable market for the purchase, either of

furniture, or of wines, cattle, &c.; and should at once satisfy every

free-mariner, free-merchant, &c. proceeding to India on speculation,

that he must be provided with at least six hundred pounds to answer the

demands of his outset, including house rent, which cannot well be taken

at less than £150. per annum; his servants will amount to about as much

more; and his table expences, pocket-money, &c., on the most moderate

scale, will demand one hundred, after laying in his stock of wines, tea,

&c. So that, in all, we may think he does very well on the £600. If,

indeed, he should be so fortunate as to make numerous respectable

acquaintances, at whose tables he may frequently become a guest, a

considerable portion of the expences, stated at £100. may, perhaps, be

retrenched; but such good fortune does not happen to all; and, when it

does, rarely comes at once; it requires some time to gain that footing

which may relieve the pressure of table charges; and when that footing

has been gained, it may not be attended with more than common civility,

without the smallest prospect of being served.

I say thus much with the view to correct an opinion known to prevail,

that it is easy to get into society in India; and that then a gentleman

may put his hands in his pockets, while his friends forward him rapidly.

Such, assuredly, was the case in days of yore; but, within the last

twenty years, there have been so many retrenchments in all the public

offices, so many young men have gone to India with the hope of being

engaged in merchants’ houses, and so many have failed in those

prospects, that I should omit a very important branch of that duty I

have imposed on myself, in offering my advice to those who are about to

proceed to India, were I to encourage the idea of such supposed

facilities being realized. It should never be forgotten, that all

persons who are ignorant of the language spoken in common, namely, the

Hindui, (vulgarly called the _Moors’_,) are incompetent to any duty,

beyond what may relate to making out copies of accounts-current, and

registering correspondence: even these demand some local knowledge, to

be performed with correctness. This consideration will lead to the

conviction, that full one year must be provided for before any

employment, on which dependance can be placed for a livelihood, and

affording the prospect of future rise, should be expected.

Of such importance does this appear, that, were I to advice any young

friend, about to proceed to India, as to the manner in which he should

pass his first year, it would be nearly in the following terms: ‘Rise at

daybreak, and ride gently for one hour in the hot season, and two hours

in the cold season; make a moderate breakfast, avoiding melted butter,

salt meats, salt fish, sweetmeats, &c., good tea or coffee being

assuredly the most wholesome; study the language for an hour; attend

some office gratuitously, with the view to become acquainted with the

accounts, price-currents, markets, provisions, commodities, &c.; about

two o’clock retire to rest; about an hour before sun-set bathe, by means

of three or four large pots of water poured over the head; put on clean

linen, and dine moderately upon plain viands, taking care never to

exceed four or five glasses of the best Madeira; proceed for two hours

with studying the language, and, after taking a cup or two of tea, or of

coffee, or a crust of bread and a glass of Madeira, go to bed, avoiding

to sleep in a strong current of air.’

Possibly, it may be urged, that a person intent on learning the Hindui,

so as to be competent to transact business in the course of twelve

months, would not attain that object by three hours only of daily

assiduity. I am, however, completely satisfied, that such a portion of

time, appropriated under the guidance of an intelligent linguist, may

enable the student to make a wonderful progress; especially when

combined with the resolution to enter as much as possible into familiar

colloquy in that language.

An old friend, long since gone to ‘kingdom come,’ began the study of

Persian at rather an advanced age; which caused many to rally him on the

new turn he had taken. He, however, persevered, and, in the course of

two years, made himself more than commonly proficient. The explanation

he gave, regarding the plan he had laid down, was such as convinced me,

that any person, with a tolerable memory, may, in a moderate time,

acquire any regular language. His mode was, for the first month never to

retire to bed until he had learned twenty words perfectly by heart, so

as to explain them with promptitude, however catechized: after that

first month, he was master of no less than six hundred words. During the

next month, finding that former acquirements greatly facilitated his

progress, he made a point of gaining twenty-five words daily; therefore

that month gave him seven hundred and fifty words; which, added to the

six hundred of the preceding, made a total of thirteen hundred and

fifty.

In this way he added five words every month, until he found, that, by

aid of derivations and compounds, he was well grounded in the language.

His computation was, that, as few languages contain more than forty

thousand words in common use, when ever he should be able to learn fifty

words daily, he might, to use his own terms, ‘make the language fall

before him in two years.’

This is an arithmetical demonstration of the powers annexed to

persevering regularity, and ought to induce every youth, for that is the

season for acquirements, to adopt such a system as should insure the

great object in view. So steady a mode of carrying on a pursuit, cannot,

however, be expected in young folks, many of whom have just escaped from

the trammels of parental vigilance; and who, having passed so many years

at their studies, rarely feel much disposition to prolong academic

labors; while, at the same time, the pleasures of society are open to

their participation. Still, I feel a hope that this volume may prove

intrinsically beneficial to a large portion, by pointing out the means

whereby preferment may be obtained, and by shewing with what facility

the foundation may be laid for a most superb superstructure.

The number of servants, and the amount of their wages, forming so

conspicuous an item in domestic economy, cannot fail to attract the

attention, not only of persons proceeding to India, but of their

parents, and friends, who often express much surprize at the apparent

extravagance of the young _debutants_ in this particular. Such notions

of improper indulgence in retinue, though perfectly natural, as

resulting from long habits, and the little necessity felt among us in

Europe, for keeping many servants, even in large families, by no means

find a sanction when transplanted beyond the narrow limits of our own

island. In many parts of Europe, custom has rendered permanent various

practices which, no doubt, had their origin in the purest motives, and

did not, in the first instance, appear likely to serve as the basis of

future excesses and encroachments.

Thus we find that, in Spain, no old servant is ever discharged by any

person of rank; in such families the domestics of deceased parents are

invariably retained. The obvious consequence is, that a young man, on

coming to his title, often finds himself burthened with some scores of

the aged, and of the idle; to discharge any of which would be not only

disgraceful, but deemed illegal; they being considered as heirlooms, by

the rejection of which, the rest of the inheritance would be virtually

forfeited. Here we see an excellent, and meritorious act, converted into

a nuisance, that proves highly injurious, both to the interests of the

successor, and to the morals of the pensioners. But who shall lead the

way to break through so formidable a phalanx!

The multiplicity of menials employed in the houses of European gentlemen

in Bengal, results from a cause very different from that above

described: it is founded on the tenets of religion, especially among the

Hindus; and is by no means likely to be abrogated within our time. What

may be effected by a relaxation of their present rigid principles, and

by the further extention of our customs, cannot be foretold. Our

situation has ever been critical; now is more so than ever; and we may

be deprived of the opportunity of judging what would have resulted from

the silent operations of succeeding ages, by some sudden burst of

revolt, occasioned by the intrigues of petty rajahs within our own

territory; fomented by the animosity of the native powers on our

frontier, and by the intrigues of French emissaries.

It being my intention to treat separately of the religious tenets, and

institutions, both of the Mussulmans and of the Hindus, little need be

said in this place, further than, that, owing to the division of the

latter into sects, called by us _casts_, which render the occupations of

all perfectly distinct, a necessity exists for hiring such of each

_cast_ as may attend to those duties they undertake, without becoming

subjected to the animadversions of their priesthood, or to those

penalties attendant upon even the most trifling deviation from the

marked path. Add to this, that the climate arbitrarily imposes the

necessity for retaining some classes of servants, unknown in England;

or, at least, supposed to be exclusively attached to the convenience of

ladies, and of sick persons. When all matters are considered, it will be

found, that that host of domestics appertaining to the establishment of

a gentleman in Bengal, proves, in the aggregate, little, if at all, more

expensive than the ordinary number retained by families of

respectability in most parts of England. What with wages, liveries,

lodging, board, washing, waste, negligence, and, I am sorry to say,

pilfering, we shall find the one man servant, and the two maids, fully a

match, in point of expence, with the whole body of those in the pay of

one of our countrymen abroad.

A gentleman in this country never can guess at the ultimate of his

disbursements, where his domestics are concerned either in the

appropriation, or in the expenditure: in Bengal, &c. the uttermost

farthing is known; each servant receiving a certain sum monthly, in

consideration of which he is in attendance during the whole day, finds

his own cloaths, provides his own victuals, and pays for whatever cabin

he may build or occupy. As to purloining victuals, there is little

danger; for, with the exception of some of the lower _casts_, which are

held in a state of utter abomination, no native of India, by which I

mean either Mussulman or Hindu, will so much as touch those viands which

an European has partaken: or which have been served up to his table.

In this I must be understood to speak generally, and without any

reference to those few deviations that have at times been discovered;

being sensible, that some instances could be adduced of servants,

particularly Mahomedans, having so far trespassed against the doctrines

of their religion, as absolutely to eat of _ham_, and other viands, in

secret. Such anomalies must be abstracted from my main position; which

is well known, by all who have resided in India, to be perfectly

correct.

So strict are all the _casts_, however much the one may be below the

other in a religious point of view, regarding the preservation of that

conspicuous distinction laid down by their sacred code, that,

notwithstanding they may worship the same deities, under the same forms,

and with the same ceremonies, yet will they not allow of participation

at meals; nor even of contact, at such moments. The stranger will, no

doubt, be greatly surprized on his arrival, to see during the evenings,

about sun-set, each individual, or, perhaps, here and there, two or

three, if of the same _cast_, squatting on the bare ground, within a

small space levelled for the purpose, of which the limits are marked out

by the line of dust, or rubbish, moved from the centre towards the

exterior. In such an area, each man, or woman, cooks and afterwards

eats, the principal meal of the day. In fair weather, these areas are

made under the canopy of heaven; but during the rainy season, and

perhaps in winter time, they are made within the huts of the persons

respectively.

So extremely scrupulous are the natives, in respect to the preparation

of their victuals, and to their consumption, that, if any person not of

the very same _cast_, with the reservation of the brahmans, or priests,

were to touch their bodies, or their cloaths, or any one article within

the area, or even the surface of the area itself, the whole meal,

together with any earthen ware, standing within the circumvallation, (if

it may be so called,) would be instantly thrown away, as being polluted.

Nay, whatever portion might be in the mouth, must be ejected; and the

party be obliged to perform an ablution, before he could attempt to

resume his culinary labors, or to join in society with his compeers. Nor

will either a Mussulman, or a Hindu, drink water out of any vessel

touched, while in a state of repletion, by a person of inferior cast, or

by an European. Earthen ware of every kind, though new, or empty,

becomes defiled by such contact, so as to be utterly useless to the

proprietor.

Knowing such to be the case, it must be both cruel, and impolitic, to

trespass on a prejudice in itself perfectly innocent, and by no means

interfering with the rights, or the convenience, of others. It is true,

the patient Hindu, even while suffering under those privations attendant

upon the destruction, or at least the disqualification, of his meal,

will rarely proceed to extremity against any European, who may occasion

such an inconvenience and loss: because, under a supposition of the

trespasser’s ignorance, he, in his mind, finds an excuse for, and

pardons, what he mildly terms ‘the accident.’ But, should any native

offend in a similar manner, a war of words would exhibit the irritation

of the Hindu’s mind! Nor would he be passive were one of his countrymen

to step over him while asleep; that being considered not only

indelicate, but productive of serious mischiefs; inducing the

visitations of evil spirits, thereby causing disease, and, at no very

remote period, death. This strange infatuation must appear perfectly

ridiculous in any civilized being, but especially among a race of people

who are, one and all, predestinarians. The European should be careful

not to stride over any of his domestics who may occasionally lay down in

the veranda, &c. of his house: such an act on the part of an unbeliever,

(applying the term to ourselves,) being considered doubly laden with

mischief.

The servants, whether of Europeans, or of natives of consequence, are

divided into two classes. The first class, which is known by the

designation of _nokeron_, (plural of _noker_,) includes such as, either

from the important, or confidential, offices they hold, are, in general

estimation, judged exempt from all menial duties. They are as follow.

The _Banian_, or money agent.

The _Darogah_, or _Gomastah_, or factor, or superintendant.

The _Moonshy_, or linguist.

The _Jemmadar_, or chief of the retinue.

The _Chobe-dar_, or silver-pole bearer.

The _Soontah-burdar_, or silver-baton bearer.

The _Kansamah_, or chief table-attendant.

The _Sircar_, or immediate agent for receipts and payments, and cash

keeper.

The _Cranny_, or clerk, or writer in the office.

The second class comprises the _Chaukeron_, (plural of _Chauker_).

The _Khedmutgar_, or table-attendant.

The _Mosaulchy_, or flambeau bearer.

The _Hookah-burdar_, or preparer of the _hookah_, (pipe).

The _Bheesty_, or water carrier.

The _Babachy_, or cook.

The _Durzy_, or tailor.

The _Doby_, or washerman.

The _Mohote_ or _Mohout_, or elephant driver, who has always one or

more _Coolies_, called _mates_, to assist.

The _Surwan_, or camel driver.

The _Syce_, or groom.

The _Gaus-kot_, or grass cutter, dependant on the former.

The _Chaubuck-asswar_, or horse breaker.

The _Mauly_, or gardener.

The _Aub-dar_, or water cooler.

The _Compadore_, or purveyor, under the _kansamah_.

The _Hirkarah_, or messenger.

The _Piada_, (or _Peon_,) nearly the same as the _hirkarah_.

The _Hajaam_, or _Nye_, or _Nappy_, _i.e._ barber.

The _Duftoree_, or office-keeper.

The _Fraush_, or furniture keeper.

The _Mater_, or sweeper; a female for the same duties being termed

_matranny_.

The _Dooreah_, or dog keeper.

The _Kalashy_, or camp-equipage keeper.

The _Berriarah_, or shepherd.

The _Chokeydar_, or watchman.

The _Durwan_, or gate-keeper, or porter.

The _Cahar_, or palanquin bearer.

The _Coachman_, or postilion.

The _Ayah_, a female attendant in charge of children.

The _Dhye_, a ditto attendant on a lady.

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