That’s time wasted.
* * * * *
_Old Lady_ (sniffing)--“What’s that odor I smell?”
_Farmer_--“That’s fertilizer.”
_Old Lady_ (astonished)--“For the land’s sake!”
_Farmer_--“Yes, ma’am.”
* * * * *
I went into a restaurant to-day and the girl who came to take my order
said: “I’ve got calves’ brains, frog’s legs, chicken’s liver, and--” I
interrupted her. I said, “You ought to see a doctor.”
* * * * *
When a boy is too old to sleep with his parents, what do they do with
him?