Where did you ever cut any diamonds?
Out at the baseball grounds. I used to cut the grass off of the diamond.
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A woman got on a car with a baby. I began to look at it and she said,
“Rubber.” I said, “Is that so? I thought it was real.”
* * * * *
“That was a handsome woman in the pink tights.”
“What was the color of her hair?”
“I didn’t notice her face.”
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How do you like married life?
Oh, I live like a bird.
How is that?