I would never play poker with a dentist.

Why not?

It’s too easy for him to draw and fill.

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“Well, Tom, what are you working at now?”

“Nutting.”

“Nothing--well, that’s a healthy occupation for a big man.”

“Sure, I work in a nut and bolt factory, putting nuts on bolts, ain’t

that nutting?”

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