THE HOUSE THAT JACK WANTS BUILT.

[Illustration: This is the house that Jack wants built.]

[Illustration: This is the landowner who (if the talk of a railway

being made over this bit of land doesn't come to anything, and the

corporation cannot, after all, be induced to buy it as a

recreation-ground, and no one makes a better offer) is willing to sell

the ground to carry the house that Jack wants built.]

[Illustration: This is the architect and surveyor who (as soon as he

has finished his designs for the new Town Hall, the proposed County

Hospital, the Cathedral Extension, the Borough power station and the

drinking-fountain, and provided that no more important commission turns

up) is going to design the house to go on the ground of the landowner

who ...]

[Illustration: This is the local authority who (if he can obtain

details of the several requirements of the County Council, Parish

Council, Central Housing Authority, Ministry Of Health, Board Of

Agriculture, Ministry of Transport, Congested Districts Board, and any

other departments interested, either now in existence or contemplated

for the future) is going to inspect, revise, amend, and positively

finally approve the designs of the architect and surveyor who ...]

[Illustration: This is the building contractor who (provided that

pressure of work allows him, and that he can get the materials, which is

doubtful, and the men, which is hardly probable, and the price, which is

practically out of the question) is going to carry out the designs, as

finally approved by the local authority who ...]

[Illustration: This is the railway official who (on the supposition

that the congestion on the line will possibly be easier later, and that

the supply of goods wagons is very considerably augmented, and that new

loops and sidings not yet suggested will be constructed to relieve the

pressure, and that a reorganisation of the railway staff does not move

him elsewhere, as will almost certainly happen) has promised to do his

best to expedite the transport of the necessary materials to the

building contractor who ...]

[Illustration: This is the merchant who (if prices are left entirely

to his discretion and time is of no importance, and if he finds that,

after all, it is to his advantage to sell in this country rather than to

export, and if he doesn't retire in the meantime, as he is thinking of

doing) has consented to try to send materials through the medium of the

railway official who ...]

[Illustration: These are the representatives of the building trades

who (if all matters in dispute are satisfactorily settled by that time,

and provided that they can all get their own houses sited, designed,

passed, contracted for, supplied and built first) are going to erect the

materials provided by the merchant who ...]

[Illustration: And this? This, incidentally, is Jack.]

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