_Scotch Paper._
The organist seems to be a sympathetic soul.
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"The fees for Burial will in the future be doubled, in order to meet the
increased cost of present-day living."--_Parish Magazine._
At this rate we shall soon be unable to afford either to live or to die,
and must try a state of suspended animation.
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"As Lady ---- was stepping aboard she dropped a waterproof
satchel containing a pair of the Queen's shoes, and Their
Majesties laughed heartily at her Ladyship's discomfiture. One
of the sailors adroitly recovered the satchel with the aid of a
boot-hook." _Scotch Paper_.
The handy-man! Prepared for all eventualities.
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