7. A barber at the court of Oudh

Perhaps the most successful barber known to Indian history was not

a Hindu at all, but a Peninsular and Oriental Company's cabin-boy,

who became the barber of one of the last kings of Oudh, Nasir-ud-Din,

in the early part of the nineteenth century, and rose to the position

of a favourite courtier. He was entrusted with the supply of every

European article used at court, and by degrees became a regular guest

at the royal table, and sat down to take dinner with the king as a

matter of right; nor would his majesty taste a bottle of wine opened

by any other hands than the barber's. [297] This was, however, a wise

precaution as it turned out, since after he had finally been forced to

part with the barber the king was poisoned by his own relatives. The

barber was also made keeper of the royal menagerie, for which he

supplied the animals and their food, and made enormous profits. The

following is an account of the presentation of the barber's monthly

bill of expenses: [298] "It was after tiffin, or lunch, when we usually

retired from the palace until dinner-time at nine o'clock, that the

favourite entered with a roll of paper in his hand. In India, long

documents, legal and commercial, are usually written, not in books

or on successive sheets, but on a long roll, strip being joined to

strip for that purpose, and the whole rolled up like a map.

"'Ha, Khan!' said the king, observing him; 'the monthly bill, is it?'

"'It is, your majesty,' was the smiling reply.

"'Come, out with it; let us see the extent. Unroll it, Khan.'

"The king was in a playful humour; and the barber was always in

the same mood as the king. He held the end of the roll in his hand,

and threw the rest along the floor, allowing it to unroll itself as

it retreated. It reached to the other side of the long apartment--a

goodly array of items and figures, closely written too. The king

wanted it measured. A measure was brought and the bill was found

to be four yards and a half long. I glanced at the amount; it was

upwards of Rs. 90,000, or £9000!"

The barber, however, encouraged the king in every form of dissipation

and excess, until the state of the Oudh court became such a scandal

that the king was forced by the British Government to dismiss

him. [299] He retired, it was said, with a fortune of £240,000.

The Tribes and Castes of the Central Provinces of India, Volume 4 · 第 275 / 607 题