MR. BEECHER, MOSES AND THE NEGRO.

_Question_. Mr. Beecher is here. Have you seen him?

_Answer_. No, I did not meet Mr. Beecher. Neither did I hear him

lecture. The fact is, that long ago I made up my mind that under

no circumstances would I attend any lecture or other entertainment

given at Lincoln Hall. First, because the hall has been denied

me, and secondly, because I regard it as extremely unsafe. The

hall is up several stories from the ground, and in case of the

slightest panic, in my judgment, many lives would be lost. Had it

not been for this, and for the fact that the persons owning it

imagined that because they had control, the brick and mortar had

some kind of holy and sacred quality, and that this holiness is of

such a wonderful character that it would not be proper for a man

in that hall to tell his honest thoughts, I would have heard him.

_Question_. Then I assume that you and Mr. Beecher have made up?

_Answer_. There is nothing to be made up for so far as I know.

Mr. Beecher has treated me very well, and, I believe, a little too

well for his own peace of mind. I have been informed that some

members of Plymouth Church felt exceedingly hurt that their pastor

should so far forget himself as to extend the right hand of fellowship

to one who differs from him upon what they consider very essential

points in theology. You see I have denied with all my might, a

great many times, the infamous doctrine of eternal punishment. I

have also had the temerity to suggest that I did not believe that

a being of infinite justice and mercy was the author of all that

I find in the Old Testament. As, for instance, I have insisted

that God never commanded anybody to butcher women or to cut the

throats of prattling babes. These orthodox gentlemen have rushed

to the rescue of Jehovah by insisting that he did all these horrible

things. I have also maintained that God never sanctioned or upheld

human slavery; that he never would make one child to own and beat

another.

I have also expressed some doubts as to whether this same God ever

established the institution of polygamy. I have insisted that the

institution is simply infamous; that it destroys the idea of home;

that it turns to ashes the most sacred words in our language, and

leaves the world a kind of den in which crawl the serpents of

selfishness and lust. I have been informed that after Mr. Beecher

had treated me kindly a few members of his congregation objected,

and really felt ashamed that he had so forgotten himself. After

that, Mr. Beecher saw fit to give his ideas of the position I had

taken. In this he was not exceedingly kind, nor was his justice

very conspicuous. But I cared nothing about that, not the least.

As I have said before, whenever Mr. Beecher says a good thing I

give him credit. Whenever he does an unfair or unjust thing I

charge it to the account of his religion. I have insisted, and I

still insist, that Mr. Beecher is far better than his creed. I do

not believe that he believes in the doctrine of eternal punishment.

Neither do I believe that he believes in the literal truth of the

Scriptures. And, after all, if the Bible is not true, it is hardly

worth while to insist upon its inspiration. An inspired lie is

not better than an uninspired one. If the Bible is true it does

not need to be inspired. If it is not true, inspiration does not

help it. So that after all it is simply a question of fact. Is

it true? I believe Mr. Beecher stated that one of my grievous

faults was that I picked out the bad things in the Bible. How an

infinitely good and wise God came to put bad things in his book

Mr. Beecher does not explain. I have insisted that the Bible is

not inspired, and, in order to prove that, have pointed out such

passages as I deemed unworthy to have been written even by a

civilized man or a savage. I certainly would not endeavor to prove

that the Bible is uninspired by picking out its best passages. I

admit that there are many good things in the Bible. The fact that

there are good things in it does not prove its inspiration, because

there are thousands of other books containing good things, and yet

no one claims they are inspired. Shakespeare's works contain a

thousand times more good things than the Bible, but no one claims

he was an inspired man. It is also true that there are many bad

things in Shakespeare--many passages which I wish he had never

written. But I can excuse Shakespeare, because he did not rise

absolutely above his time. That is to say, he was a man; that is

to say, he was imperfect. If anybody claimed now that Shakespeare

was actually inspired, that claim would be answered by pointing to

certain weak or bad or vulgar passages in his works. But every

Christian will say that it is a certain kind of blasphemy to impute

vulgarity or weakness to God, as they are all obliged to defend

the weak, the bad and the vulgar, so long as they insist upon the

inspiration of the Bible. Now, I pursued the same course with the

Bible that Mr. Beecher has pursued with me. Why did he want to

pick out my bad things? Is it possible that he is a kind of vulture

that sees only the carrion of another? After all, has he not

pursued the same method with me that he blames me for pursuing in

regard to the Bible? Of course he must pursue that method. He

could not object to me and then point out passages that were not

objectionable. If he found fault he had to find faults in order

to sustain his ground. That is exactly what I have done with

Scriptures--nothing more and nothing less. The reason I have thrown

away the Bible is that in many places it is harsh, cruel, unjust,

coarse, vulgar, atrocious, infamous. At the same time, I admit

that it contains many passages of an excellent and splendid character

--many good things, wise sayings, and many excellent and just laws.

But I would like to ask this: Suppose there were no passages in

the Bible except those upholding slavery, polygamy and wars of

extermination; would anybody then claim that it was the word of

God? I would like to ask if there is a Christian in the world who

would not be overjoyed to find that every one of these passages

was an interpolation? I would also like to ask Mr. Beecher if he

would not be greatly gratified to find that after God had written

the Bible the Devil had got hold of it, and interpolated all these

passages about slavery, polygamy, the slaughter of women and babes

and the doctrine of eternal punishment? Suppose, as a matter of

fact, the Devil did get hold of it; what part of the Bible would

Mr. Beecher pick out as having been written by the Devil? And if

he picks out these passages could not the Devil answer him by

saying, "You, Mr. Beecher, are like a vulture, a kind of buzzard,

flying through the tainted air of inspiration, and pouncing down

upon the carrion. Why do you not fly like a dove, and why do you

not have the innocent ignorance of the dove, so that you could

light upon a carcass and imagine that you were surrounded by the

perfume of violets?" The fact is that good things in a book do

not prove that it is inspired, but the presence of bad things does

prove that it is not.

_Question_. What was the real difficulty between you and Moses,

Colonel, a man who has been dead for thousands of years?

_Answer_. We never had any difficulty. I have always taken pains

to say that Moses had nothing to do with the Pentateuch. Those

books, in my judgment, were written several centuries after Moses

had become dust in his unknown sepulchre. No doubt Moses was quite

a man in his day, if he ever existed at all. Some people say that

Moses is exactly the same as "law-giver;" that is to say, as

Legislature, that is to say as Congress. Imagine somebody in the

future as regarding the Congress of the United States as one person!

And then imagine that somebody endeavoring to prove that Congress

was always consistent. But, whether Moses lived or not makes but

little difference to me. I presume he filled the place and did

the work that he was compelled to do, and although according to

the account God had much to say to him with regard to the making

of altars, tongs, snuffers and candlesticks, there is much left

for nature still to tell. Thinking of Moses as a man, admitting

that he was above his fellows, that he was in his day and generation

a leader, and, in a certain narrow sense, a patriot, that he was

the founder of the Jewish people; that he found them barbarians

and endeavored to control them by thunder and lightning, and found

it necessary to pretend that he was in partnership with the power

governing the universe; that he took advantage of their ignorance

and fear, just as politicians do now, and as theologians always

will, still, I see no evidence that the man Moses was any nearer

to God than his descendants, who are still warring against the

Philistines in every civilized part of the globe. Moses was a

believer in slavery, in polygamy, in wars of extermination, in

religious persecution and intolerance and in almost everything that

is now regarded with loathing, contempt and scorn. The Jehovah of

whom he speaks violated, or commands the violation of at least nine

of the Ten Commandments he gave. There is one thing, however, that

can be said of Moses that cannot be said of any person who now

insists that he was inspired, and that is, he was in advance of his

time.

_Question_. What do you think of the Buckner Bill for the colonization

of the negroes in Mexico?

_Answer_. Where does Mr. Buckner propose to colonize the white

people, and what right has he to propose the colonization of six

millions of people? Should we not have other bills to colonize

the Germans, the Swedes, the Irish, and then, may be, another bill

to drive the Chinese into the sea? Where do we get the right to

say that the negroes must emigrate?

All such schemes will, in my judgment, prove utterly futile.

Perhaps the history of the world does not give an instance of the

emigration of six millions of people. Notwithstanding the treatment

that Ireland has received from England, which may be designated as

a crime of three hundred years, the Irish still love Ireland. All

the despotism in the world will never crush out of the Irish heart

the love of home--the adoration of the old sod. The negroes of

the South have certainly suffered enough to drive them into other

countries; but after all, they prefer to stay where they were born.

They prefer to live where their ancestors were slaves, where fathers

and mothers were sold and whipped; and I don't believe it will be

possible to induce a majority of them to leave that land. Of

course, thousands may leave, and in process of time millions may

go, but I don't believe emigration will ever equal their natural

increase. As the whites of the South become civilized the reason

for going will be less and less.

I see no reason why the white and black men cannot live together

in the same land, under the same flag. The beauty of liberty is

you cannot have it unless you give it away, and the more you give

away the more you have. I know that my liberty is secure only

because others are free.

I am perfectly willing to live in a country with such men as

Frederick Douglass and Senator Bruce. I have always preferred a

good, clever black man to a mean white man, and I am of the opinion

that I shall continue in that preference. Now, if we could only

have a colonization bill that would get rid of all the rowdies,

all the rascals and hypocrites, I would like to see it carried out,

thought some people might insist that it would amount to a repudiation

of the national debt and that hardly enough would be left to pay

the interest. No, talk as we will, the colored people helped to

save this Nation. They have been at all times and in all places

the friends of our flag; a flag that never really protected them.

And for my part, I am willing that they should stand forever beneath

that flag, the equal in rights of all other people. Politically,

if any black men are to be sent away, I want it understood that

each one is to be accompanied by a Democrat, so that the balance

of power, especially in New York, will not be disturbed.

_Question_. I notice that leading Republican newspapers are advising

General Garfield to cut loose from the machine in politics; what

do you regard as the machine?

_Answer_. All defeated candidates regard the persons who defeated

them as constituting a machine, and always imagine that there is

some wicked conspiracy at the bottom of the machine. Some of the

recent reformers regard the people who take part in the early stages

of a political campaign--who attend caucuses and primaries, who

speak of politics to their neighbors, as members and parts of the

machine, and regard only those as good and reliable American citizens

who take no part whatever, simply reserving the right to grumble

after the work has been done by others. Not much can be accomplished

in politics without an organization, and the moment an organization

is formed, and, you might say, just a little before, leading spirits

will be developed. Certain men will take the lead, and the weaker

men will in a short time, unless they get all the loaves and fishes,

denounce the whole thing as a machine, and, to show how thoroughly

and honestly they detest the machine in politics, will endeavor to

organize a little machine themselves. General Garfield has been

in politics for many years. He knows the principal men in both

parties. He knows the men who have not only done something, but

who are capable of doing something, and such men will not, in my

opinion, be neglected. I do not believe that General Garfield will

do any act calculated to divide the Republican party. No thoroughly

great man carries personal prejudice into the administration of

public affairs. Of course, thousands of people will be prophesying

that this man is to be snubbed and another to be paid; but, in my

judgment, after the 4th of March most people will say that General

Garfield has used his power wisely and that he has neither sought

nor shunned men simply because he wished to pay debts--either of

love or hatred.

--Washington correspondent, _Brooklyn Eagle_, January 31, 1881.

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