HADES, DELAWARE AND FREETHOUGHT.

_Question_. Now that a lull has come in politics, I thought I

would come and see what is going on in the religious world?

_Answer_. Well, from what little I learn, there has not been much

going on during the last year. There are five hundred and twenty-

six Congregational Churches in Massachusetts, and two hundred of

these churches have not received a new member for an entire year,

and the others have scarcely held their own. In Illinois there

are four hundred and eighty-three Presbyterian Churches, and they

have now fewer members than they had in 1879, and of the four

hundred and eighty-three, one hundred and eighty-three have not

received a single new member for twelve months. A report has been

made, under the auspices of the Pan-Presbyterian Council, to the

effect that there are in the whole world about three millions of

Presbyterians. This is about one-fifth of one per cent. of the

inhabitants of the world. The probability is that of the three

million nominal Presbyterians, not more than two or three hundred

thousand actually believe the doctrine, and of the two or three

hundred thousand, not more than five or six hundred have any true

conception of what the doctrine is. As the Presbyterian Church

has only been able to induce one-fifth of one per cent. of the

people to even call themselves Presbyterians, about how long will

it take, at this rate, to convert mankind? The fact is, there

seems to be a general lull along the entire line, and just at

present very little is being done by the orthodox people to keep

their fellow-citizens out of hell.

_Question_. Do you really think that the orthodox people now

believe in the old doctrine of eternal punishment, and that they

really think there is a kind of hell that our ancestors so carefully

described?

_Answer_. I am afraid that the old idea is dying out, and that

many Christians are slowly giving up the consolations naturally

springing from the old belief. Another terrible blow to the old

infamy is the fact that in the revised New Testament the word Hades

has been substituted. As nobody knows exactly what Hades means,

it will not be quite so easy to frighten people at revivals by

threatening them with something that they don't clearly understand.

After this, when the impassioned orator cries out that all the

unconverted will be sent to Hades, the poor sinners, instead of

getting frightened, will begin to ask each other what and where

that is. It will take many years of preaching to clothe that word

in all the terrors and horrors, pains, and penalties and pangs of

hell. Hades is a compromise. It is a concession to the philosophy

of our day. It is a graceful acknowledgment to the growing spirit

of investigation, that hell, after all, is a barbaric mistake.

Hades is the death of revivals. It cannot be used in song. It

won't rhyme with anything with the same force that hell does. It

is altogether more shadowy than hot. It is not associated with

brimstone and flame. It sounds somewhat indistinct, somewhat

lonesome, a little desolate, but not altogether uncomfortable.

For revival purposes, Hades is simply useless, and few conversions

will be made in the old way under the revised Testament.

_Question_. Do you really think that the church is losing ground?

_Answer_. I am not, as you probably know, connected with any

orthodox organization, and consequently have to rely upon them for

my information. If they can be believed, the church is certainly

in an extremely bad condition. I find that the Rev. Dr. Cuyler,

only a few days ago, speaking of the religious condition of Brooklyn

--and Brooklyn, you know, has been called the City of Churches--

states that the great mass of that Christian city was out of Christ,

and that more professing Christians went to the theatre than to

the prayer meeting. This, certainly, from their standpoint, is a

most terrible declaration. Brooklyn, you know, is one of the great

religious centres of the world--a city in which nearly all the

people are engaged either in delivering or in hearing sermons; a

city filled with the editors of religious periodicals; a city of

prayer and praise; and yet, while prayer meetings are free, the

theatres, with the free list entirely suspended, catch more Christians

than the churches; and this happens while all the pulpits thunder

against the stage, and the stage remains silent as to the pulpit.

At the same meeting in which the Rev. Dr. Cuyler made his astounding

statements the Rev. Mr. Pentecost was the bearer of the happy news

that four out of five persons living in the city of Brooklyn were

going down to hell with no God and with no hope. If he had read

the revised Testament he would have said "Hades," and the effect

of the statement would have been entirely lost. If four-fifths of

the people of that great city are destined to eternal pain, certainly

we cannot depend upon churches for the salvation of the world. At

the meeting of the Brooklyn pastors they were in doubt as to whether

they should depend upon further meetings, or upon a day of fasting

and prayer for the purpose of converting the city.

In my judgment, it would be much better to devise ways and means

to keep a good many people from fasting in Brooklyn. If they had

more meat, they could get along with less meeting. If fasting

would save a city, there are always plenty of hungry folks even in

that Christian town. The real trouble with the church of to-day

is, that it is behind the intelligence of the people. Its doctrines

no longer satisfy the brains of the nineteenth century; and if the

church proposes to hold its power, it must lose its superstitions.

The day of revivals is gone. Only the ignorant and unthinking can

hereafter be impressed by hearing the orthodox creed. Fear has in

it no reformatory power, and the more intelligent the world grows

the more despicable and contemptible the doctrine of eternal misery

will become. The tendency of the age is toward intellectual liberty,

toward personal investigation. Authority is no longer taken for

truth. People are beginning to find that all the great and good

are not dead--that some good people are alive, and that the

demonstrations of to-day are fully equal to the mistaken theories

of the past.

_Question_. How are you getting along with Delaware?

_Answer_. First rate. You know I have been wondering where Comegys

came from, and at last I have made the discovery. I was told the

other day by a gentleman from Delaware that many years ago Colonel

Hazelitt died; that Colonel Hazelitt was an old Revolutionary

officer, and that when they were digging his grave they dug up

Comegys. Back of that no one knows anything of his history. The

only thing they know about him certainly, is, that he has never

changed one of his views since he was found, and that he never

will. I am inclined to think, however, that he lives in a community

congenial to him. For instance, I saw in a paper the other day

that within a radius of thirty miles around Georgetown, Delaware,

there are about two hundred orphan and friendless children. These

children, it seems, were indentured to Delaware farmers by the

managers of orphan asylums and other public institutions in and

about Philadelphia. It is stated in the paper, that:

"Many of these farmers are rough task-masters, and if a boy fails

to perform the work of an adult, he is almost certain to be cruelly

treated, half starved, and in the coldest weather wretchedly clad.

If he does the work, his life is not likely to be much happier,

for as a rule he will receive more kicks than candy. The result

in either case is almost certain to be wrecked constitutions,

dwarfed bodies, rounded shoulders, and limbs crippled or rendered

useless by frost or rheumatism. The principal diet of these boys

is corn pone. A few days ago, Constable W. H. Johnston went to

the house of Reuben Taylor, and on entering the sitting room his

attention was attracted by the moans of its only occupant, a little

colored boy, who was lying on the hearth in front of the fireplace.

The boy's head was covered with ashes from the fire, and he did

not pay the slightest attention to the visitor, until Johnston

asked what made him cry. Then the little fellow sat up and drawing

on old rag off his foot said, 'Look there.' The sight that met

Johnston's eye was horrible beyond description. The poor boy's

feet were so horribly frozen that the flesh had dropped off the

toes until the bones protruded. The flesh on the sides, bottoms,

and tops of his feet was swollen until the skin cracked in many

places, and the inflamed flesh was sloughing off in great flakes.

The frost-bitten flesh extended to his knees, the joints of which

were terribly inflamed. The right one had already begun suppurating.

This poor little black boy, covered with nothing but a cotton shirt,

drilling pants, a pair of nearly worn out brogans and a battered

old hat, on the morning of December 30th, the coldest day of the

season, when the mercury was seventeen degrees below zero, in the

face of a driving snow storm, was sent half a mile from home to

protect his master's unshucked corn from the depredations of

marauding cows and crows. He remained standing around in the snow

until four o'clock, then he drove the cows home, received a piece

of cold corn pone, and was sent out in the snow again to chop stove

wood till dark. Having no bed, he slept that night in front of

the fireplace, with his frozen feet buried in the ashes. Dr. C.

H. Richards found it necessary to cut off the boy's feet as far

back as the ankle and the instep."

This was but one case in several. Personally, I have no doubt that

Mr. Reuben Taylor entirely agrees with Chief Justice Comegys on

the great question of blasphemy, and probably nothing would so

gratify Mr. Reuben Taylor as to see some man in a Delaware jail

for the crime of having expressed an honest thought. No wonder

that in the State of Delaware the Christ of intellectual liberty

has been crucified between the pillory and the whipping-post. Of

course I know that there are thousands of most excellent people in

that State--people who believe in intellectual liberty, and who

only need a little help--and I am doing what I can in that direction

--to repeal the laws that now disgrace the statute book of that

little commonwealth. I have seen many people from that State lately

who really wish that Colonel Hazelitt had never died.

_Question_. What has the press generally said with regard to the

action of Judge Comegys? Do they, so far as you know, justify his

charge?

_Answer_. A great many papers having articles upon the subject

have been sent to me. A few of the religious papers seem to think

that the Judge did the best he knew, and there is one secular paper

called the _Evening News_, published at Chester, Pa., that thinks

"that the rebuke from so high a source of authority will have a

most excellent effect, and will check religious blasphemers from

parading their immoral creeds before the people." The editor of

this paper should at once emigrate to the State of Delaware, where

he properly belongs. He is either a native of Delaware, or most

of his subscribers are citizens of that country; or, it may be that

he is a lineal descendant of some Hessian, who deserted during the

Revolutionary war. Most of the newspapers in the United States

are advocates of mental freedom. Probably nothing on earth has

been so potent for good as an untrammeled, fearless press. Among

the papers of importance there is not a solitary exception. No

leading journal in the United States can be found upon the side of

intellectual slavery. Of course, a few rural sheets edited by

gentlemen, as Mr. Greeley would say, "whom God in his inscrutable

wisdom had allowed to exist," may be found upon the other side,

and may be small enough, weak enough and mean enough to pander to

the lowest and basest prejudices of their most ignorant subscribers.

These editors disgrace their profession and exert about the same

influence upon the heads as upon the pockets of their subscribers

--that is to say, they get little and give less.

_Question_. Do you not think after all, the people who are in

favor of having you arrested for blasphemy, are acting in accordance

with the real spirit of the Old and New Testaments?

_Answer_. Of course, they act in exact accordance with many of

the commands in the Old Testament, and in accordance with several

passages in the New. At the same time, it may be said that they

violate passages in both. If the Old Testament is true, and if it

is the inspired word of God, of course, an Infidel ought not be

allowed to live; and if the New Testament is true, an unbeliever

should not be permitted to speak. There are many passages, though,

in the New Testament, that should protect even an Infidel. Among

them is this: "Do unto others as ye would that others should do

unto you." But that is a passage that has probably had as little

effect upon the church as any other in the Bible. So far as I am

concerned, I am willing to adopt that passage, and I am willing to

extend to every other human being every right that I claim for

myself. If the churches would act upon this principle, if they

would say--every soul, every mind, may think and investigate for

itself; and around all, and over all, shall be thrown the sacred

shield of liberty, I should be on their side.

_Question_. How do you stand with the clergymen, and what is their

opinion of you and of your views?

_Answer_. Most of them envy me; envy my independence; envy my

success; think that I ought to starve; that the people should not

hear me; say that I do what I do for money, for popularity; that I

am actuated by hatred of all that is good and tender and holy in

human nature; think that I wish to tear down the churches, destroy

all morality and goodness, and usher in the reign of crime and

chaos. They know that shepherds are unnecessary in the absence of

wolves, and it is to their interest to convince their sheep that

they, the sheep, need protection. This they are willing to give

them for half the wool. No doubt, most of these minsters are

honest, and are doing what they consider their duty. Be this as

it may, they feel the power slipping from their hands. They know

that the idea is slowly growing that they are not absolutely

necessary for the protection of society. They know that the

intellectual world cares little for what they say, and that the

great tide of human progress flows on careless of their help or

hindrance. So long as they insist upon the inspiration of the

Bible, they are compelled to take the ground that slavery was once

a divine institution; they are forced to defend cruelties that

would shock the heart of a savage, and besides, they are bound to

teach the eternal horror of everlasting punishment.

They poison the minds of children; they deform the brain and pollute

the imagination by teaching the frightful and infamous dogma of

endless misery. Even the laws of Delaware shock the enlightened

public of to-day. In that State they simply fine and imprison a

man for expressing his honest thoughts; and yet, if the churches

are right, God will damn a man forever for the same offence. The

brain and heart of our time cannot be satisfied with the ancient

creeds. The Bible must be revised again. Most of the creeds must

be blotted out. Humanity must take the place of theology.

Intellectual liberty must stand in every pulpit. There must be

freedom in all the pews, and every human soul must have the right

to express its honest thought.

--Washington correspondent, _Brooklyn Eagle_, March 19, 1881.

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