MORE NOTES FROM A SYNTHETIC COUNTRY DIARY.

_November 20th._--I have been much struck this morning by a remarkable

instance of protective mimicry on the part of a grey squirrel, which

assumes attitudes and adopts gestures which at a little distance render

him almost indistinguishable from a small monkey. WHITE'S _Selborne_

throws no light on this strange phenomenon, which I can only explain as

a result on the animal world of the now fashionable _Tarzan_ cult, which

so happily reconciles the old hostility between apes and angels.

Of the habits and customs of the hedgehog mention has already been made

in these notes. It may be added that the whistle which these interesting

creatures emit from time to time resembles the _timbre_ of a muted

piccolo, and their employment in a mixed orchestra is well worth the

consideration of our younger and more enterprising composers. Another

animal which shares with the hedgehog the defensive faculty of rolling

itself up in a ball is the "pill millipede," a myriopod with seventeen

pairs of legs, but fortunately exempt from the necessity of wearing

trousers, which at present prices would impose an exorbitant demand on

its resources.

As winter draws on the evolutions of birds great and small are a

never-ending source of surprise and delight. Many hooded crows are now

to be seen consorting with the rooks in the field and swelling the

sable multitude that flies at evensong towards the park trees. And great

congregations of plovers, curiously self-sufficing in their ability

to dispense with the services of any feathered parson, lend colour and

subconscious uplift to marshland scenes, which would otherwise look

extremely _triste_.

Small indigenous birds, such as titmice, chipmunks, pipits and

squinches, are constantly seen in coveys or even bevies just now. A

party of pipwinks visited my copse yesterday afternoon, and indulged in

delicious _morceaux_ of melody before the red sun sank starkly below the

horizon....

As long as the weather remains open I find it a good plan to plant

flowers and shrubs which bloom in the spring. Proticipation is a

cardinal asset in the outfit of the judicious gardener, and no

time should be lost in completing the spring beds, as the cost of

hair-mattresses is going up by leaps and bounds.

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