"Col. ---- was unable to be present, and altogether the event
was highly successful."
_Local Paper._
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[Illustration: _First Pugilist._ "YOU'RE STANDING ON MY FOOT."
_Second Pugilist._ "WELL, WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE TO DO ABOUT IT?"
_First Pugilist._ "I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I'LL DO ABOUT IT--FOR A PURSE OF
TEN THOUSAND POUNDS AND THE CINEMA RIGHTS."]
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