Land and Livings

And how is it in the twentieth century? Have conditions been much

improved? There are great Englishmen who do not think so. I quote

Robert Buchanan, a poet who spoke for the people, and who

therefore has still to be recognized by English critics. He

writes of the "New Rome", by which he means present-day England:

The gods are dead, but in their name

Humanity is sold to shame,

While (then as now!) the tinsel'd priest

Sitteth with robbers at the feast,

Blesses the laden, blood-stained board,

Weaves garlands round the butcher's sword,

And poureth freely (now as then)

The sacramental blood of Men!

You see, the land system of England remains--the changes having

been for the worse. William the Conqueror wanted to keep the

Saxon peasantry contented, so he left them their "commons"; but

in the eighteenth century these were nearly all filched away. We

saw the same thing done within the last generation in Mexico, and

from the same motive--because developing capitalism needs cheap

labor, whereas people who have access to the land will not slave

in mills and mines. In England, from the time of Queen Anne to

that of William and Mary, the parliaments of the landlords passed

some four thousand separate acts, whereby more than seven million

acres of the common land were stolen from the people. It has been

calculated that these acres might have supported a million

families; and ever since then England has had to feed a million

paupers all the time.

As an old song puts the matter:

Why prosecute the man or woman

Who steals a goose from off the common,

And let the greater felon loose

Who steals the common from the goose?

In our day the land aristocracy is rooted like the native oak in

British soil: some of them direct descendants of the Normans,

others children of the court favorites and panders who grew rich

in the days of the Tudors and the unspeakable Stuarts. Seven men

own practically all the land of the city and county of London,

and collect tribute from seven millions of people. The estates

are entailed--that is, handed down from father to oldest son

automatically; you cannot buy any land, but if you want to build,

the landlord gives you a lease, and when the lease is up, he

takes possession of your buildings. The tribute which London pays

is more than a hundred million dollars a year. So absolute is the

right of the land-owner that he can sue for trespass the driver

on an aeroplane which flies over him; he imposes on fishermen a

tax upon catches made many hundred of yards from the shore.

And in this graft, of course, the church has its share. Each

church owns land--not merely that upon which it stands, but farms

and city lots from which it derives income. Each cathedral owns

large tracts; so do the schools and universities in which the

clergy are educated. The income from the holdings of a church

constitutes what is called a "living"; these livings, which vary

in size, are the prerogatives of the younger sons of the ruling

families, and are intrigued and scrambled for in exactly the

fashion which Thackeray describes in the eighteenth century.

About six thousand of these "livings" are in the gift of great

land owners; one noble lord alone disposes of fifty-six such

plums; and needless to say, he does not present them to clergymen

who favor radical land-taxes. He gives them to men like

himself--autocratic to the poor, easy-going to members of his own

class, and cynical concerning the grafts of grace.

In one English village which I visited the living was worth seven

hundred pounds, with the use of a fine mansion; as the incumbent

had a large family, he lived there. In another place the living

was worth a thousand pounds, and the incumbent hired a curate,

himself appearing twice a year, on Christmas day and on the

King's birthday, to preach a sermon; the rest of the time he

spent in Paris. It is worth noting that in 1808 a law was

proposed compelling absentee pluralists--that is, clergymen

holding more than one "living"--to furnish curates to do their

work; it might be interesting to note that this law met with

strenuous clerical opposition, the house of Bishops voting

against it without a division. Thus we may understand the sharp

saying of Karl Marx, that the English clergy would rather part

with thirty-eight of their thirty-nine articles than with one

thirty-ninth of their income.

There is always a plentiful supply of curates in England. They

are the sons of the less influential ruling families, and of the

clergy; they have been trained at Oxford or Cambridge, and

possess the one essential qualification, that they are gentlemen.

Their average price is two hundred and fifty pounds a year; their

function was made clear to me when I attended my first English

tea-party. There was a wicker table, perhaps a foot and a half

square, having three shelves, one below the other the top layer

the plates and napkins, on the next the muffins, and on the

lowest the cake. Said the hostess, "Will you pass the curate,

please?" I looked puzzled, and she pointed. "We call that the

curate, because it does the work of a curate."

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