Church History

King Henry did not follow this suggestion precisely, but he took

away the property of the religious orders for the expenses of his

many wives and mistresses, and forced the clergy in England to

forswear obedience to the Pope and make his royal self their

spiritual head. This was the beginning of the Anglican Church, as

distinguished from the Catholic; a beginning of which the

Anglican clergy are not so proud as they would like to be. When I

was a boy, they taught me what they called "church history", and

when they came to Henry the Eighth they used him as an

illustration of the fact that the Lord is sometimes wont to

choose evil men to carry out His righteous purposes. They did not

explain why the Lord should do this confusing thing, nor just how

you were to know, when you saw something being done by a

murderous adulterer, whether it was the will of the Lord or of

Satan; nor did they go into details as to the motives which the

Lord had been at pains to provide, so as to induce his royal

agent to found the Anglican Church. For such details you have to

consult another set of authorities--the victims of the

plundering.

When I was in college my professor of Latin was a gentleman with

bushy brown whiskers and a thundering voice of which I was often

the object--for even in those early days I had the habit of

persisting in embarrassing questions. This professor was a devout

Catholic, and not even in dealing with ancient Romans could he

restrain his propaganda impulses. Later on in life he became

editor of the "Catholic Encyclopedia", and now when I turn its

pages, I imagine that I see the bushy brown whiskers, and hear

the thundering voice: "Mr. Sinclair, it is so because I tell you

it is so!"

I investigate, and find that my ex-professor knows all about King

Henry the Eighth, and his motives in founding the Church of

England; he is ready with an "economic interpretation", as

complete as the most rabid muckraker could desire! It appears

that the king wanted a new wife, and demanded that the Pope

should grant the necessary permission; in his efforts to browbeat

the Pope into such betrayal of duty, King Henry threatened the

withdrawal of the "annates" and the "Peter's pence". Later on he

forced the clergy to declare that the Pope was "only a foreign

bishop", and in order to "stamp out overt expression of

disaffection, he embarked upon a veritable reign of terror".

In Anglican histories, you are assured that all this was a work

of religious reform, and that after it the Church was the pure

vehicle of God's grace. There were no more "holy idell theves",

holding the land of England and plundering the poor. But get to

know the clergy, and see things from the inside, and you will

meet some one like the Archbishop of Cashell, who wrote to one of

his intimates:

I conclude that a good bishop has nothing more to do than to eat,

drink and grow fat, rich and die; which laudable example I

propose for the remainder of my days to follow.

If you say that might be a casual jest, hear what Thackeray

reports of that period, the eighteenth century, which he knew

with peculiar intimacy:

I read that Lady Yarmouth (my most religious and gracious King's

favorite) sold a bishopric to a clergyman for 5000 pounds. (She

betted him the 5000 pounds that he would not be made a bishop,

and he lost, and paid her.) Was he the only prelate of his time

led up by such hands for consecration? As I peep into George II's

St. James, I see crowds of cassocks pushing up the back-stairs of

the ladies of the court; stealthy clergy slipping purses into

their laps; that godless old king yawning under his canopy in his

Chapel Royal, as the chaplain before him is discoursing.

Discoursing about what?--About righteousness and judgment? Whilst

the chaplain is preaching, the king is chattering in German and

almost as loud as the preacher; so loud that the clergyman

actually burst out crying in his pulpit, because the defender of

the faith and the dispenser of bishoprics would not listen to

him!

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