Atchoo! Sneezes
Atchoo! Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian
作者：Niblo, George
体例：题 章数：36
字数：70,589 来源：Project Gutenberg
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共 36 题- S. & S. Humor Library No. 2--_Illustrated_--Price, 25 Cents
- Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian
- GEORGE NIBLO
- Street & Smith - Publishers - New York
- ATCHOO!
- Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian
- GEORGE NIBLO
- ATCHOO!
- I met him the other day, well sunburned, and with a twinkle in his eye.
- I once remonstrated with him, as a true friend should.
- So Mamie called back, "Oh, mother, I can't; I have nothing on."
- I long ago lost my taste for eggs in any shape.
- I tried to give him the old gag about a woman's heart being a gold mine.
- I tried to look shy and turned on my best blush.
- I said "sure"; and I did. Here's the song I sung:
- I was in court the other day.
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- I wanted to see if the affair was all it had been cracked up to be.
- I proved this to my satisfaction.
- I thanked the youngster, and was moving away when he called out:
- I at once accepted, and Tom started for his man for comparison.
- I went to the door and listened. They were still at their cards.
- I can sympathize with that poor fellow.
- I had to pawn my watch to settle that terrible bill.
- Peaceful Valley
- By E. E. Kidder
- STREET & SMITH,
- 238 William St., New York City.
- Ainslee's in 1904
- The Ainslee Magazine Co., _New York_
- Page 3, changed "its" to "it's" in "I suppose it's all right."
- Page 4, changed "aint" to "ain't."
- Page 13, added missing close quote after "home with me."
- Page 56, changed "its" to "it's" in "it's jist this way."
- Page 80, changed "Of couse" to "Of course."
- Page 87, removed duplicate "a" from "was a a pretty good hand."