I said "sure"; and I did. Here's the song I sung:

The animals thought they would have a race;

The Monkey was referee;

The Bull was stakeholder, for, as he said,

It was his nature to be.

The Camel got a hump on himself;

The Lion ran with might and mane;

The Tiger stood off, for a beast of his stripe

Was not let to enter again.

The Elephant took his trunk along,

In case he won the prize;

The Peacock was starter, and missed no one,

For, you see, he was all eyes.

Some spotted the Leopard for winner sure;

The old ones chose the Gnu;

While those who leap to conclusions quick

Bet on the Kangaroo.

The Ostrich plumed himself on his speed;

All tried the record to wreck;

The Hippopotamus blew his own horn,

But the Giraffe, he won by a neck.

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