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Ah, me! What life was like in those old, old bachelor days, when a
million hearts were at my feet. My wife came to me only this morning
with an angelic smile on her face and, pointing to a book she held open,
she said:
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"George, dear, I have a little surprise for you. I have been going
around among the girls who knew you before we were married and I have
put down here the names of all those women you have kissed, and I'm
going to ask you to give me a dollar for every kiss."