PATIENT--"Tell me candidly, Doc, do you think I'll pull through?"

DOCTOR--"Oh, you're bound to get well--you can't help yourself. _The

Medical Record_ shows that out of one hundred cases like yours, one per

cent invariably recovers. I've treated ninety-nine cases, and every one

of them died. Why, man alive, you can't die if you try! There's no

humbug in statistics."

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