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An earnest preacher in Georgia, who has a custom of telling the Lord all

the news in his prayers, recently began a petition for help against the

progress of wickedness in his town, with the statement:

"Oh, Thou great Jehovah, crime is on the increase. It is becoming more

prevalent daily. I can prove it to you by statistics."

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